I don't recall having ever received a roll from a bank like this before...
A former student, who graduated from the high school where I teach, works as a teller at my bank. He occasionally sets aside coins for me, which I gladly buy from his till. Today, he had a full roll of large-sized dollars saved for me. You can understand if I imagined an entire roll of silver dollars coming my way. While that didn't quite happen, I don't remember seeing a paper roll like this before. When I buy Ikes from the bank, they come loose, never rolled. I'm certain some of our forum members here recall when rolls of these were more widely available, but this is a first for me.
"Bongo hurtles along the rain soaked highway of life on underinflated bald retread tires."