The official 2020 Christmas thread
doubledragon
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Ok, it's now time for our annual 2020 Christmas thread. It's been a long year, and it's almost over, so it's time to get in the holiday mood. This is going to be fun to work on for the next month! Feel free to discuss anything Christmas related, and happy holidays everyone! This will be our official Sports Forum Christmas tree.
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I have a Joe Louis Christmas planned for myself.
I'm looking for a good post-Christmas deal on a fake nine or ten foot tree.
We just put up our tree. It's not real. Wish it was. But nonetheless we are considering a bigger tree next year.
Yes, I am treating myself to a Joe Louis gift this year. It's a secret that my wife doesn't need to know about!
I cannot wait to see Said sneaky Joe Louis item Double D!
I'm working on the deal right now, it's a group of very rare Joe Louis cards. The seller lives overseas in England. It's going to be awesome!
I don't know why I started this thread, I don't even celebrate Christmas, I celebrate Festivus. I will be picking up our pole this week at Lowe's.
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
Do you really not celebrate Christmas?
@thisistheshow, Yes, I celebrate Christmas, the Festivus thing was just a reference to Seinfeld. There's been a lot of Seinfeld references around here lately, so I figured, why not? 😂😂
Now, one thing I do have to get for Christmas is a new microwave, our microwave is history. One night, my wife was cooking something in our microwave and it started making weird noises and sparks started flying inside if it. My wife thought it was going to blow up, she was terrified.
This is a re-enactment of what happened that night....
I know about Festivus @doubledragon . Love the reference. Remember, my username/handle/whatever is a Seinfeld reference. 🤣🤣
@thisistheshow, In my opinion, Seinfeld is the greatest show of all time. That show was just a pure stroke of genius. It's one of the only shows that I can watch re-runs and not get tired of it.
Agreed!
And, only $30 on eBay...a special markdown to $25 for all football winners this season. I'm in!!
Pls note the Linus blanket at the base, a deal at twice the price.
This holiday season, pick up your very own twerking Santa, it's non-stop booty fun for the whole family to enjoy!
The dumplings don't care about my opinions on fashion. The dumplings are crazy!
The Dumplings?
Ah, so you wish to know about the dumplings. They are a pair of youngsters, boy and girl ages 5 and 6, that belong to my cousin. They don't want to hear about possibly receiving clothes for Christmas, they want no part of it!
Meanwhile, I have to find a brand new microwave for my wife on eBay!
My wife is also in the market for a new microwave. There was an... incident......and now the inside walls are permanently discolored.
@thisistheshow, 😂😂 I've done that before. I've also put stuff in the microwave that has metal type material on it and sparks started flying inside.
No sympathy, dude.
You were told not to feed them after midnight.
But noooooo......
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When you receive yet another pack of socks for Christmas....
I actually need socks this year and hope to receive some.
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At the risk of getting too personal, when my son was five years old he decided that he wanted to make some hot apple cider. So he took an apple flavored Capri Sun and put it in the microwave for two minutes. Needless to say, that foil packaging in the microwave was far more festive than all of the lights on our Christmas tree that year....
Our "incident" involved my son making ramen in the microwave but forgetting to add the water...
@AFLfan, 😂😂😂😂 I think that story beats them all, Capri Sun, wow. I can't imagine the mess that must have made!
I have plenty of socks already. If anyone in my family gives me socks, they will receive the cheapest gift possible from me!
tube socks are cringeworthy, but try getting an obligatory package of undersized tighty-whities from your grandparents every Christmas that invariably cut off all circulation
"go try them on and see if they fit"
walk back in the room 3 minutes later and say in 4 octaves higher....
"thank you so much, I just love these.......they fit perfectly and feel great"
i swear that happened to me for about 10 years straight
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
Oh, don't get me started on tighty whities. Heck, they aren't even fit for a dog. Besides, most breeds prefer boxer shorts.
And no more Christmas parties!
I remember those days too!! 😂😂😂
When you're too cheap to put up Christmas lights....
I usually use this guy for other purposes...
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But he's so great at just being motionless and watching things go by, that I made him my "Elf on the Shelf" this holiday season.
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Once Christmas is over, it's back to his other use...
Pin cushion.
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I am just so so excited for Belsnickel to come this year!!!
George Brett, Roger Clemens and Tommy Brady.
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When you order a microwave on eBay, and the shipping is free....