Two blondes amazingly fall into a well.
They yell for hours, in the hopes someone will hear and come to their rescue. They take turns to scream for help.
“Help!”
“HELP!”
“HELP!”
One blonde turns to the other and says, “This isn’t working. Maybe we should try yelling simultaneously?”
The other blonde agrees and the two then start shouting, “SIMULTANEOUSLY!” “SIMULTANEOUSLY!”
I'm 75 yrs old and as I was placing an order at the McDonald's drive thru, the lady behind me started blowing her horn and yelling obscenities. I guess she felt I was taking too long. When I got to the 1st window I told the girl I would pay for my order and hers, which I did. I assume the girl told her what I had done after I pulled forward because she started waving at me and mouthing "Thank you, Thank you". I pulled to the 2nd window and gave them both receipts and took both orders. Don't screw with old people, now she will have to go back to the beginning to place her order. B*tch.
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest....Abraham Lincoln
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.....Mark Twain
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
LUNCHEON GETS A THUMBS UP AT THE CROWBAR....
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
@Mr_Spud said:
They all do resemble stars ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ but obviously are pareidolia
Sir, ..........@Mr_Spud, Trail camera picked this up last night, Precious.
We don't leave the plate without it.
...Play ball !
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Help - This is scary
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Rare find - something made in America. Note: Kmart stores have closed
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Two blondes amazingly fall into a well.
They yell for hours, in the hopes someone will hear and come to their rescue. They take turns to scream for help.
“Help!”
“HELP!”
“HELP!”
One blonde turns to the other and says, “This isn’t working. Maybe we should try yelling simultaneously?”
The other blonde agrees and the two then start shouting, “SIMULTANEOUSLY!” “SIMULTANEOUSLY!”
Plastering a hoax.
Some jokers made this 19 inch impression...
GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS.
BOYS WILL BE TOYS.
GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS.
BOYS WILL BE TOYS.
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When you have had too much to drink and still want to cook an egg a hot cup of coffee
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Beauty and the Cave Beast
The dress, not so much. "Love your shovel"....
When you larp and find a dead body....
https://youtu.be/mcCAfSfU690?si=QJzyKvL2eZBUS-2Q
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
It's not what you think....
https://youtu.be/1PdlKdmwCVg?si=MAjjRKQPWliYs5nt
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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“What syrup type are you”
Lafayette Grading Set
Dingle berry on a good day
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Tight squeeze!
I'm 75 yrs old and as I was placing an order at the McDonald's drive thru, the lady behind me started blowing her horn and yelling obscenities. I guess she felt I was taking too long. When I got to the 1st window I told the girl I would pay for my order and hers, which I did. I assume the girl told her what I had done after I pulled forward because she started waving at me and mouthing "Thank you, Thank you". I pulled to the 2nd window and gave them both receipts and took both orders. Don't screw with old people, now she will have to go back to the beginning to place her order. B*tch.
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest....Abraham Lincoln
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.....Mark Twain