Just read @BONGOBONGO ’s four posts and you’ll see exactly why he was banned. I promise, lots of laughs come with this one!
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Just read @BONGOBONGO ’s four posts and you’ll see exactly why he was banned. I promise, lots of laughs come with this one!
rofl, I am just disturbed he used all CAPS for his 4 very profound comments.
Indeed, very profound!
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Mrs. Castranova comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Anthony’s roommate is.
Throughout the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So, he sat down and wrote an email.
“Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you ‘did’ take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you ‘did not’ take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son, Anthony.”
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama.
“Dear son, I'm not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Your Loving Mama.”
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If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
I'm not sure this builder can count to 15. However, he could use both hands and only have to take off 1 shoe and maybe a sock.
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Just read @BONGOBONGO ’s four posts and you’ll see exactly why he was banned. I promise, lots of laughs come with this one!
God bless all who believe in him. Do unto others what you expect to be done to you. Dubbed a "Committee Secret Agent" by @mr1931S on 7/23/24. Founding member of CU Anti-Troll League since 9/24/24.
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From the news:
Alleged Pentagon leaker expected to plead guilty today
Couldn't wait?
The Mysterious Egyptian Magic Coin
Coins in Movies
Coins on Television
rofl, I am just disturbed he used all CAPS for his 4 very profound comments.
Indeed, very profound!
God bless all who believe in him. Do unto others what you expect to be done to you. Dubbed a "Committee Secret Agent" by @mr1931S on 7/23/24. Founding member of CU Anti-Troll League since 9/24/24.
Having a bad hair day
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Is this how Airplanes are going to be powered in the future?
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MOOOOOOOO power
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Mrs. Castranova comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Anthony’s roommate is.
Throughout the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So, he sat down and wrote an email.
“Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you ‘did’ take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you ‘did not’ take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son, Anthony.”
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama.
“Dear son, I'm not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Your Loving Mama.”
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A Walmart greeter is called into the store managers office one morning. The manager can't figure out why a retired military man is always late for work. The manager asked the man what happened when he showed up late for work while on active duty. The greater replied that usually they just said, " Morning General, can I get you a cup of coffee".
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looks wife approved to me
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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