"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all.
0....................Viagra has nothing on you. Of course, you are, The "Maid of the" Missed.
0..................Can I now have the de-fog wipes.
During the weekend prior to Valentine’s Day, a husband had finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he strode purposefully into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is the 'Law'.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will put on soothing music, wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe.
You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your butt cremated."
After which, she will enjoy some of bubbe's strudel
Abi gezunt!
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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The little Mickey.......
Ahhhh ! A mouse ! (above).......
Who put a mouse in here.
Alphabetical correctness.
Cat and bore.......
Alexa ? Spellcheck please.
bu·re au·crat
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all.
0....................Viagra has nothing on you. Of course, you are, The "Maid of the" Missed.
0..................Can I now have the de-fog wipes.
Go get the big bucket of water. When shes finished, throw it up and at her, but wait for the camera flash.
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During the weekend prior to Valentine’s Day, a husband had finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he strode purposefully into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is the 'Law'.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will put on soothing music, wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe.
You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your butt cremated."
@marcmoish
After which, she will enjoy some of bubbe's strudel
Abi gezunt!
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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Cats on a hot car
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Disclaimer: I'm not a dealer, trader, grader, investor or professional numismatist. I'm just a hobbyist. (To protect me but mostly you! 🤣 )
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AM or Fm, would be my question....
Postage Money Due ?...
Introducing, cheese steak flavored, baby food...
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JWP...... "Got it"
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Happened quite a bit when I was in middle school and high school. 50 years ago.
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