An 85 yr old man went to dr. for a physical. As he was leaving, the dr. handed him a jar with a lid and said he needed a sperm sample to complete the checkup.
3 days later the man returns the jar as empty as when he left.
dr. asks what's wrong. Old man said,
"Doc it's like this, 1st I tried with my right hand, then with my left, even with both. Then my wife tried to help, 1st with her left hand then her right and even tried using her mouth. All to no avail. I got so mad, I even asked my neighbor's wife to help, she did all imaginable without success."
Dr. said, "My gosh you really asked your neighbor to help?" in disbelief. Old man said, "yes, but none of us could get that darn lid off."
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest....Abraham Lincoln
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.....Mark Twain
A night at the town carnival
Break a bottle win choice. Done
BB machine gun, shoot out the star, win choice. Done
I never thought they would flag me. ( Isn't that special) I GOT FLAGGED ?
Found in pocket change from ?
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So, so funny.
An 85 yr old man went to dr. for a physical. As he was leaving, the dr. handed him a jar with a lid and said he needed a sperm sample to complete the checkup.
3 days later the man returns the jar as empty as when he left.
dr. asks what's wrong. Old man said,
"Doc it's like this, 1st I tried with my right hand, then with my left, even with both. Then my wife tried to help, 1st with her left hand then her right and even tried using her mouth. All to no avail. I got so mad, I even asked my neighbor's wife to help, she did all imaginable without success."
Dr. said, "My gosh you really asked your neighbor to help?" in disbelief. Old man said, "yes, but none of us could get that darn lid off."
When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest....Abraham Lincoln
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.....Mark Twain
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Looks like a standing room only seating plan
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A night at the town carnival
Break a bottle win choice. Done
BB machine gun, shoot out the star, win choice. Done
I never thought they would flag me. ( Isn't that special) I GOT FLAGGED ?
Found in pocket change from ?
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McDonalds ALWAYS gets the order correct
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Bonzi Geronimo !...
...Chiciken ?
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"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know..."
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peacockcoins
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DIY project
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**The builder said it passed code - was it binary or octal code **
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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Hexadecimal
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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This one way to conserve the TP
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.