Speaking of iPhones. The kids ( adult) just got new 14’s and I never realized that everything is extra. Headphones, charging set up. Over $1400 each and no way to use it with out spending $$. Crazy. I love my iPhone 7++. Reliable and sturdy 😁
BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER… FASTER… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP….
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP…clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP… on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything…
All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin …
…and… of…course, …the coffin stops!
When someone says they slept like a baby, does that mean they
woke up screaming three times in the night, and crapped their
pants?
Always make sure someone in your relationship has good credit.
That's why they're called a significant other: sign if I can't.
People write Congrats! because they can't spell
congrajalashins.
Which letter is silent in the word "scent"... the 's' or the 'c'?
Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?
What was "THE best thing" before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Speaking of iPhones. The kids ( adult) just got new 14’s and I never realized that everything is extra. Headphones, charging set up. Over $1400 each and no way to use it with out spending $$. Crazy. I love my iPhone 7++. Reliable and sturdy 😁
🎶 shout shout, let it all out 🎶
BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER… FASTER… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP….
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP…clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP… on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything…
All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin …
…and… of…course, …the coffin stops!
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Cheers, RickO
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Sometimes People just have too much time on their hands - GRAFFITI
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Is that Jack Black?
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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When someone says they slept like a baby, does that mean they
woke up screaming three times in the night, and crapped their
pants?
Always make sure someone in your relationship has good credit.
That's why they're called a significant other: sign if I can't.
People write Congrats! because they can't spell
congrajalashins.
Which letter is silent in the word "scent"... the 's' or the 'c'?
Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?
What was "THE best thing" before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
For our British friends.....
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Just in time for Halloween.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
When you're at work....
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.