I posted this 2 years ago, me thinks, I really feel for the old man
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,” said one boy.
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery, so he slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me…” He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.
Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
“Come here quick,” said the boy. “You won’t believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!”
The man replied, “Beat it kid, can’t you see it’s hard for me to walk.”
When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.”
The old man whispered, “Boy, you’ve been tellin’ me the truth. Let’s see if we can see the Lord!”
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.
The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last, they heard, “One for you, one for me. That’s all. Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done!”
They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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lol laugh(ing) out loud
smh smack(ing) my head
tbh to be honest
stfu can't type this out but shut up is the nice way to say it
tfw time for work
rofl rolling on the floor laughing
idc I dont care
btw by the way
A man was at a bar one night in Springfield and saw a beautiful redhead sitting in the booth opposite him.
After about 5 minutes, he got up the guts to go talk to her.
Just as he sat down, she sneezed, and her glass eye flew out from her socket.
On reflex, the guy shot out his arm and caught her eye and gave it back to her.
They started talking and the redhead invited the man to go to a movie with her, then go back to her place for a nightcap.
In the morning, she cooked him a big breakfast of bacon and eggs and the man said, “Why are you being incredibly nice to me? Is this the way you treat all men who start talking to you?”
The redhead replied, “No, you just happened to catch my eye!”
i've posted these before but JUST in case there actually is one other forum member that likes these, this will be a nice re-visit. i find em hilarious!
link to playlist, i think. youtube.com/watch?v=CUouUdYWh6g&list=PLimhOT0Avg-S8GjrxrdCJUpEf9p2lH9aD&index=2
@LanceNewmanOCC said:
i've posted these before but JUST in case there actually is one other forum member that likes these, this will be a nice re-visit. i find em hilarious!
link to playlist, i think. youtube.com/watch?v=CUouUdYWh6g&list=PLimhOT0Avg-S8GjrxrdCJUpEf9p2lH9aD&index=2
Pretty sure I've watched just about everything on this channel They're great!
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Cheers, RickO
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this is kind of a head scratcher
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I posted this 2 years ago, me thinks, I really feel for the old man
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,” said one boy.
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery, so he slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me…” He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.
Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
“Come here quick,” said the boy. “You won’t believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!”
The man replied, “Beat it kid, can’t you see it’s hard for me to walk.”
When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.”
The old man whispered, “Boy, you’ve been tellin’ me the truth. Let’s see if we can see the Lord!”
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.
The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last, they heard, “One for you, one for me. That’s all. Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done!”
They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
Cheers, RickO
No doubt!
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brb be right back
lol laugh(ing) out loud
smh smack(ing) my head
tbh to be honest
stfu can't type this out but shut up is the nice way to say it
tfw time for work
rofl rolling on the floor laughing
idc I dont care
btw by the way
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
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NASA in 1961 before power point
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That's talent. Not because of the beer cans. Aluminium is difficult to weld.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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A man was at a bar one night in Springfield and saw a beautiful redhead sitting in the booth opposite him.
After about 5 minutes, he got up the guts to go talk to her.
Just as he sat down, she sneezed, and her glass eye flew out from her socket.
On reflex, the guy shot out his arm and caught her eye and gave it back to her.
They started talking and the redhead invited the man to go to a movie with her, then go back to her place for a nightcap.
In the morning, she cooked him a big breakfast of bacon and eggs and the man said, “Why are you being incredibly nice to me? Is this the way you treat all men who start talking to you?”
The redhead replied, “No, you just happened to catch my eye!”
i've posted these before but JUST in case there actually is one other forum member that likes these, this will be a nice re-visit. i find em hilarious!
link to playlist, i think. youtube.com/watch?v=CUouUdYWh6g&list=PLimhOT0Avg-S8GjrxrdCJUpEf9p2lH9aD&index=2
Pretty sure I've watched just about everything on this channel
They're great!
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