O my little sixpence!
I love sixpence!
I love sixpence better than my life;
I spent a penny of it,
I lent another of it,
I carried fourpence home to my wife.
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”
The four men didn’t wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down! She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, about 75, and carrying a large handgun.
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zefrank - truefacts - not really for kids
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It's kinda funny to be lumped into the 93.1% group, because i have been using this same model alarm clock for over 35 years.
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DIY projects - looks good to me, but i'll ask the wife.
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Cheers, RickO
Cheers, RickO
the movies overall are a bit much for me but this victorian nursery rhyme scene always gets a laugh outta me
i think this is the one he is singing (chanting)
O my little sixpence!
I love sixpence!
I love sixpence better than my life;
I spent a penny of it,
I lent another of it,
I carried fourpence home to my wife.
it goes on like this til there is none left
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”
The four men didn’t wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down! She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, about 75, and carrying a large handgun.
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Looks good to me, just needs a little duct tape
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Possible fight delay
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Wow, a Vincent Black Shadow. I guess he is looking.
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is this going too far on this forum?
When the city gives the BUS the Boot
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Men just out for some exercise
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If you look long enough you can always find that tight parking slot
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It is always a nasty divorce when you have SPLIT everything 50/50.
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Dinner is ready
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