Electricity bills be like:
Usage: $40.21
Distribution fee: $152.30
Processing fee: $45.21
Transmission fee: $34.50
Fee fee: $15.80
Fee fi fo fum fee: $17.75
Might as well fee: $5.00
WTF you gonna do fee: $3.00
Another dollar won't hurt fee: $1.00
Electricity bills be like:
Usage: $40.21
Distribution fee: $152.30
Processing fee: $45.21
Transmission fee: $34.50
Fee fee: $15.80
Fee fi fo fum fee: $17.75
Might as well fee: $5.00
WTF you gonna do fee: $3.00
Another dollar won't hurt fee: $1.00
Are you talking about charging your EV?
It is not that life is short, but that you are dead for so very long.
Stan lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughters and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present, and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready, he begins to speak:
"My son, Jason, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses"
"My daughter Jessica, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."
"My daughter Stephanie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."
“Kathy, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Stan slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."
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Sometimes you go days, and nothing. Other times you find a batch of them.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
Electricity bills be like:
Usage: $40.21
Distribution fee: $152.30
Processing fee: $45.21
Transmission fee: $34.50
Fee fee: $15.80
Fee fi fo fum fee: $17.75
Might as well fee: $5.00
WTF you gonna do fee: $3.00
Another dollar won't hurt fee: $1.00
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
Po> @hammer1 said:
Now, that's funny! 😀
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
Are you talking about charging your EV?
Come on, I know some of you dressed like this.
Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
Bad transactions with : nobody to date
Stan’s Last Will and Testament;
Stan lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughters and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present, and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready, he begins to speak:
"My son, Jason, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses"
"My daughter Jessica, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."
"My daughter Stephanie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."
“Kathy, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Stan slips away, the nurse says, "Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."
Kathy replies, "The jerk had a paper route."
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Cheers, RickO
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
HI I'LL BE YOUR BFF
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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The boy was told to bring home a new friend
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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@USMC A baker's dozen!
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
Voltaire: Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
Cheers, RickO