My wife being a banker for 40+ years, now retired, likes to work with numbers,
so she does our taxes every year. Last year, they sent our return back claiming
she did not answer a question correctly, so she replied to them wanting to know
what she did wrong ......
Am I the only one that noticed the cavewoman is wearing glasses?
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.
“Yes, Nurse Tracy,” replied Mr. Wallace. “My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.”
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.”
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy.
“Mr. Wallace,” she said, “You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.”
“But Nurse Tracy I can't,” replied Mr. Wallace. “I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.”
“Yes,” said Nurse Tracy, “You did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?”
“Well,” he replied, “Today is the viewing.”
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."
"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."
"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."
"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
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More Of My Wife's Wisdom .....
My wife being a banker for 40+ years, now retired, likes to work with numbers,
so she does our taxes every year. Last year, they sent our return back claiming
she did not answer a question correctly, so she replied to them wanting to know
what she did wrong ......
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Dog talk show host
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Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Am I the only one that noticed the cavewoman is wearing glasses?
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.
“Yes, Nurse Tracy,” replied Mr. Wallace. “My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.”
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.”
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy.
“Mr. Wallace,” she said, “You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.”
“But Nurse Tracy I can't,” replied Mr. Wallace. “I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.”
“Yes,” said Nurse Tracy, “You did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?”
“Well,” he replied, “Today is the viewing.”
My Wife Does Not Want To Be An Adult Anymore
With All The Crap Going On Around The World .....
Am I the only one that noticed that the bones lying around are of a species of cattle that had not yet been domesticated at that time?
Smitten with DBLCs.
LOL! I couldn't ascribe a sex to that!
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New DIY project from Youtube
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Didn't mean to do that one, although I have one like it!!👌😯
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I hate playing tag in the kitchen
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ROAD TRIP
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I just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube off the kitchen floor.
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."
"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."
"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."
"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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I love this one , my brother would have done exactly that.
