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cohodkcohodk Posts: 18,554 ✭✭✭✭✭

Its quite obvious for those who open their eyes, right derryb?

This chart clearly shows that recessions happen right after a peak in conceptions, so therefore lack of sex causes recessions.

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  • rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭

    :D During a course I took in statistics, the Professor stated that correlations can be found in many, totally unrelated fields...He used an example of women's skirt lengths and market swings....but cited many other ridiculous categories. Cheers, RickO

  • astroratastrorat Posts: 9,221 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Recessions or atrophy? ;)

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  • derrybderryb Posts: 36,118 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 20, 2018 1:12PM

    You're reading it backwards - recessions result in a lack of conception. Your chart shows a reduction in conceptions during times of a recession. Makes sense, who wants another mouth to feed in bad economic times. There's responsible debt just as there is responsible conception.

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  • VanHalenVanHalen Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Does this chart account for immaculate conceptions? o:)

  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 45,301 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I never miss a chance to help keep the economy going. :D

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  • dpooledpoole Posts: 5,940 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 20, 2018 4:56PM

    Baleyville sounds like a very diverse community.

  • jmski52jmski52 Posts: 22,308 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 20, 2018 5:40PM

    Once again, cohodk - your analysis is off. If there is any such correlation (your thesis - not mine), it looks to me that peak levels of sex caused the 2008 recession, not lack thereof.

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  • rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Baley ....Now that was funny..... :D:D and contains a bit of logic as well... Cheers, RickO

  • OPAOPA Posts: 17,104 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "During a course I took in statistics, the Professor stated that correlations can be found in many, totally unrelated fields...He used an example of women's skirt lengths and market swings"

    Well, ricko....you just gave away my secret in utilizing my investing strategy.... I'm a long believer that the mini skirt dictate the markets momentum, up or down, and there are lots of charts to prove it. ;)

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  • AUandAGAUandAG Posts: 24,515 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @derryb said:
    You're reading it backwards - recessions result in a lack of conception. Your chart shows a reduction in conceptions during times of a recession. Makes sense, who wants another mouth to feed in bad economic times. There's responsible debt just as there is responsible conception.

    +1

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  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 43,796 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 23, 2018 7:08PM

    o:)

  • ashelandasheland Posts: 22,612 ✭✭✭✭✭
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