Have you ever used the 'LOL' button......?

Coinstartled

At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."

Coinstartled

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Paradisefound

Laughing is my nature so here there are...

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Raybo

Farmer walks into his house carrying a chicken under his arm and says "honey, this is the pig that I have been making love to"
The farmer's wife says "but that's a chicken that you are holding dear"
The farmer says "I know! I was talking to the chicken!"

Coinstartled

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating.

A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him.

Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.

The blind man ran his fingers over the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, “Who wrote this crap?”

Swampboy

@Raybo said:
Farmer walks into his house carrying a chicken under his arm and says "honey, this is the pig that I have been making love to"
The farmer's wife says "but that's a chicken that you are holding dear"
The farmer says "I know! I was talking to the chicken!"

This is so wrong on so many levels but I can only give it the one LOL

Timbuk3

Thanks guys for sharing !!!

Aotearoa

The version I know and love:

A man walks into a bar with a bear. “Two beers barkeep”, said the man. “We don’t serve pigs in this bar”, replied the bartender.
“Huh? That’s not a pig, it’s a bear!”, sputtered the man.
To which, the bartender responded (of course), “I was talking to the bear.”

JBK

After reading some of these jokes we need a "groan" button.

ECHOES

Yes

ricko

What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um.... Cheers, RickO

ECHOES

@ricko said:
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um.... Cheers, RickO

Took a minute, got it...

keets

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked.

Insider2

ALWAYS. Either because a post made me smile or throw-up.

jedm

@Insider2 said:
ALWAYS. Either because a post made me smile or throw-up.

Launch of Lunch or Lunch on Lapel?

BillJones

Yes, many times, especially when I did exactly what the button says.

Catbert

An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command.
While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval
insignia stamped on every biscuit.

He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be
used on other ships under his command.

The Chief replied, "I’d be glad to share that with you, Admiral. After each
biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the
Navy insignia.

Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"

The Chief shrugs and replies, "Well, If that’s the way you feel, sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts."

Paradisefound

I got it in secs...

@ECHOES said:

@ricko said:
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um.... Cheers, RickO

Took a minute, got it...

tyler267

Yep, my favorite button.

JBK

I throw a few LOLs around, why not?

oih82w8

Absolutely! ...but only when I actually LOL.

lkenefic

Yes! When I find thing humorous, I use the lol button...

OldEastside

Apologize in advance
So this young streetwalker walks into a bank dragging 50 pound of quarters and she plops up on the counter and says she wants to deposit them in her account, and the teller says "Wow, you sure have hoarded a lot of quarters" and she says, "well to be honest, my sister helped whored some too"

Steve

topstuf

groooannnn

keets

I've posted this before but I think it's funny:

a three-legged dog walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy can I help you??"
the dog answers "Yeah, I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

OldEastside

A mean looking toothless termite with really bad periodontal disease walks into a bar and grunts out, is the Bar Tender here

Steve

BuffaloIronTail

LOLO all the time.

Pete

Bullsitter

Sue went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said ... $50.00.

"Why so little?" Sue asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

Sue thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam.

Sue was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, Sue's husband, Doug, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, ........"Hi Doug."

Broadstruck

I use the LOL as I do laugh out loud here quite often

golden

I have used it many times.

Desert Moon

Use it all of the time, folks can show some darn good humor here.........

Best, SH

Justacommeman

Damn. I thought that button meant Lots of Love. This changes everything

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1Mike1

@Paradisefound said:
I got it in secs...

@ECHOES said:

@ricko said:
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um.... Cheers, RickO

Took a minute, got it...

That seems like a private matter.

Coinstartled

@Justacommeman said:
Damn. I thought that button meant Lots of Love. This changes everything

m

Your not in Manhattan, Mark.

RogerB

Yes. I used it the other day when a button popped off my shirt. The LOL button was the perfect size and color. Now, if I could just find the "Needle and Thread" button....

topstuf

What about a "CAC" button?

TommyType

@topstuf said:
What about a "CAC" button?

Not all members get a CAC button. Keep trying....

cmerlo1

Only when I thought something was actually funny.

Aotearoa

@RogerB said:
Yes. I used it the other day when a button popped off my shirt. The LOL button was the perfect size and color. Now, if I could just find the "Needle and Thread" button....

That's really bad! On multiple levels!

mannie gray

It's quite unusual for a post to actually make me laugh.
If I find something quite clever or humorous I'll use it.

Swampboy

After reading through this thread I'm looking for the 'LMFAO while I'm ROFL' button.

CCGGG

Yes, some post are great.

CCGGG

A man was walking along side a roaring river and he didn't know how to cross it.

Upon seeing a pretty blond on the other side of the river he shouted out" How do I get to the other side?"

The blond said --- "You already are!!"

1630Boston

WHY ARE FIRE TRUCKS RED ??

1630Boston

Actually it’s

Fire trucks have 8 wheels and 4 people, and 4+8=12, 12 inches is a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and fish live in the seas, and the fish have fins, and the Russians fought the Finns, AND FIRE TRUCKS ARE ALWAYS RUSHIN’ AROUND, and that’s why fire trucks are red.

RogerB

" Queen Elizabeth was also a ship"

Queen Elizabeth is a ship - the Royal Navy's HMS Queen Elizabeth (R08) is an aircraft carrier.

WinLoseWin

@Swampboy said:

@Raybo said:
Farmer walks into his house carrying a chicken under his arm and says "honey, this is the pig that I have been making love to"
The farmer's wife says "but that's a chicken that you are holding dear"
The farmer says "I know! I was talking to the chicken!"

This is so wrong on so many levels but I can only give it the one LOL

Sounds like that farmer was Chicken Lady's pa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSaVEROn-Zk