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"Good Morning Class" -- The Continuing Saga of Coinalot

ClankeyeClankeye Posts: 3,928 ✭
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Far from Coinalot, in the green pastures of The Registry Kingdom, two poachers hide in the tall grasses, watching the sheep of The Sheriff of Homerun Hall

Numised: Look at dat dere fine bit of sheep! That'd be a fat one!
Karl of Dork: Aye... look at 'em. Chewin' away--not even aware of the peril they're in!
Numised: The Sheriff of Homerun Hall raises nice big fat ones for the shearin'. --I'll give 'em that.
Karl of Dork: Aye... 'tis a pity they'll never see his table, but instead will be finding their way to ours!

Both men look at each other and begin to laugh

Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A muffled voice is heard from inside a bag that Numised is carrying

Hey! Hey!!!!! Get me outta here! I wanna see!!!

Numised removes a head from the sack he is carrying. It is the head of GMarguli

Numised: Look at the fine flock o' sheep the Sheriff is raisin' for us Mean and Evil! (in a mocking voice) Munchin' away on their "Registry" grass! Ohhhhh, aren't they special!
The Head of GMarguli: (wide eyed) Clueless they is.... Wouldn't know quality grass from a pig sty!
Karl of Dork: The Sheriff could feed 'em barnacles--and if he told 'em it was caviar--they'd lap it up!
Numised: Aye.
The Head of GMarguli: Hold me higher, so I'se can see better!

Numised props the head of GMarguli on his own head

The Head of GMarguli: LOOK! Coming from the gates of the Registry Kingdom! 'Tis Lord Wondersheep and The Earl of Compusheep!
Numised: Joining the flock for lunch, one might guess!

Cut to Lord Wondersheep and the Earl of Compusheep as they stroll thru the pleasant meadow outside the Registry Kingdom-- gazing at the various sheep in the flock

Lord Wondersheep: Do you see that sheep, Earl?
The Earl of Compusheep: The one with 69 painted on the side, m' Lord?
Lord Wondersheep: Yes. ....Don't tell... but I stole it from The Kingdom of Sleep!

The Earl of Compusheep: (with admiration) Really, m' Lord!
Lord Wondersheep: I convinced it that the grass here was far greener and more nutritious!

Both men look at each other

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A mad-eyed shepherd with a straw-filled beard, a limp and a bulbous nose comes shuffling toward them

Wallstreet Shepherd: (shouting) 'ERE NOW!!! 'ERE NOW!!! WOTS GOING ON!!!??? CAN'T BE DISTURBING THE SHERIFF'S SHEEP!!

He recognizes the two men

Wallstreet Shepherd: (kneeling) Sorry m'Lords. There's a rough element about these days. Can't be too cautious.
Lord Wondersheep: (patting his shoulder) You're doing a fine job, Wallace!
Wallstreet Shepherd: (beaming) Thank you, Sir! A slab for me trouble?
Lord Wondersheep: (reaching in his purse and handing him a slab) Here you are, Wallace. Now, off you go! Good man!

Wallstreet Shepherd hobbles away. Lord Wondersheep turns to the Earl

Lord Wondersheep: (smirking) It was ACG...

Both men look at each other

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pasture, the tall grasses part, and an excited pair of eyes glimpse the sheep

Knave Airplanenut: (to himself) Cool....

TO BE CONTINUED (PROBABLY)
Brevity is the soul of wit. --William Shakespeare

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  • nwcsnwcs Posts: 13,386 ✭✭✭
    A penny for your thoughts? image (Yeah, I got the first response post!!)

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  • GilbertGilbert Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭
    Clank,

    Been laying low. Do you maintain a copy of each installment? If so, can you PM the two prior to this one? Thanks.
    Gilbert
  • MadMartyMadMarty Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭
    Off with thier heads, ummm I mean DIP THE SUCKERS!!!. Thanks Clank, I needed that!
    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!!!

  • cladkingcladking Posts: 28,726 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wow! Mighty fine start.

    We need closure (if not pasture).

    Thank goodness it's Monda ! (tbc-I hope)
    tempus fugit extra philosophiam.
  • ccrdragonccrdragon Posts: 2,697 ✭
    Ah, 'tis Monday once again and the bard has reveled us with his silver-tipped pen!!!!

    Many thanks, Sir Clank for another wonderful installment!
    Cecil
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  • IrishMikeIrishMike Posts: 7,737 ✭✭✭
    Isn't the pond of thin ice near the bottom of the Registy Green Pasture on the mountainside? Anyway, how well do you skate Clankeye?image
  • KlectorKidKlectorKid Posts: 3,723 ✭
    Great!
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  • CarlWohlforthCarlWohlforth Posts: 11,074 ✭
    There is only one Clankeye! Thanks for continuing the Saga. However it seems we have a little bit of a clifhanger here...
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  • cosmicdebriscosmicdebris Posts: 12,332 ✭✭✭
    BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!image

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    Bill

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  • my3centsmy3cents Posts: 1,411
    Alas, the Bard of Sharp pen hits another Homerun image

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  • AskariAskari Posts: 3,713 ✭
    Tis good milords! Tis Monday in Coinalot!! Can't wait to learn what game is afoot.imageimage
    Askari



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  • wingedlibertywingedliberty Posts: 4,805 ✭✭✭
    Cool is right! Thanks for another great one.

    Brian.
  • MadMartyMadMarty Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭
    All I can say Clank is Thank ewe!!!image
    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!!!

  • marcmoishmarcmoish Posts: 6,636 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    thanks Carl



    Marc
  • barberloverbarberlover Posts: 2,228 ✭✭
    In the end, will Sir David say "off with his head" for daring to encure the mighty Wrath of the "graders who charge fees"
    The President claims he didn't lie about taxes for those earning less then $250,000 a year with public mandated health insurance yet his own justice department has said they will use the right of the government to tax when the states appeals go to court.
  • ShamikaShamika Posts: 18,785 ✭✭✭✭
    "The Sheriff could feed 'em barnacles--and if he told 'em it was caviar--they'd lap it up!"

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  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭
    man, i'm sweatin bullets!

    & waddya mean "TO BE CONTINUED (PROBABLY)" ??? YOU BETTER!

    K S
  • DHeathDHeath Posts: 8,472 ✭✭✭
    Carl, I missed you. image
    Developing theory is what we are meant to do as academic researchers
    and it sets us apart from practitioners and consultants. Gregor
  • coinguy1coinguy1 Posts: 13,484 ✭✭✭
    "to be continued, (probably)" - that is if you're not banned (for being too funny and clever). Thanks, Clank, for a great first installment. imageimage
  • BearBear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
    I would follow the great and nobel Bard, even If I had to

    come out of hibernation. Its not so much that Clank is funny, its just the Forum Members

    that are funny and Clank just tells the truth about us.
    There once was a place called
    Camelotimage
  • jonesyjonesy Posts: 5,031
    Good Stuff!! Need More!! image
  • 1jester1jester Posts: 8,637 ✭✭✭
    "Off with thier heads, ummm I mean DIP THE SUCKERS!!!" --MadM

    Would that be sheep dip then?!



    Clank, that is fantastic! I do hope you learn to skate.....and swim!

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    .....GOD
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    "For the LORD is our judge, the LORD is our lawgiver, the LORD is our king; He will save us." -Isaiah 33:22
  • ursabearursabear Posts: 1,888
    Luverly! Too funny!

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  • ClankeyeClankeye Posts: 3,928 ✭


    << <i>Its not so much that Clank is funny, its just the Forum Members are funny... >>



    So true, Bear.

    I just sift through whatever the themes of the week are, and try to have a little fun.

    Clankeye
    Brevity is the soul of wit. --William Shakespeare
  • MadMartyMadMarty Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭
    Baaaaaa! Baaaaaaa! But Remember, Cameron was the cute on on the left!
    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!!!

  • dpooledpoole Posts: 5,940 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hmmm. Starting to get a little close to home here, Clank!

    image Brilliant stuff!!

    Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...



  • Dog97Dog97 Posts: 7,874 ✭✭✭
    BAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAA



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  • FatManFatMan Posts: 8,977 ✭
    Thank you Clank.image
  • numobrinumobri Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭

    COOL,it's Monday.Another GREAT yarn by Clankeye.Thanks for the heads up,Clank.

    Bear,you've got the right idea.

    Dog 97,LMAO

    Thanks again for(part of) the great story,can't wait for the rest.
    NUMO
  • Cam40Cam40 Posts: 8,146 ✭
    Hey Clankeye, That wasnt too ba.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.d.

    Hope it dont get you ba.a.a.a.a.a.an`d.

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  • GatekeeperGatekeeper Posts: 4
    Clankeye, you are indeed the Doctor for my tormented soul.
  • MadMonkMadMonk Posts: 3,743 ✭
    Great going Clankeye....Happy to see the Duke of Dork is all one piece again...9 lives aye?
    Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
  • BearBear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
    ttt
    There once was a place called
    Camelotimage
  • cladkingcladking Posts: 28,726 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bears are used to the heavy fur all year. The rest of us will have to sweat it out.

    Wool we have to wait for Monday?






    Time is fleecing.
    tempus fugit extra philosophiam.
  • Dog97Dog97 Posts: 7,874 ✭✭✭
    JUST DISCOVERED!!
    NAKED PICTURE OF BEAR!!
    He was trying to eat DH's sheeps while disguised in a sheep wool and here he makes his getaway after being mistakenly nabbed by Karl of Dork & Numised.


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    Change that we can believe in is that change which is 90% silver.
  • MadMartyMadMarty Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭
    ROTFLMAO!!!!image GAAAAK!image
    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!!!

  • BearBear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
    You have now blown my cover. I shave off my fur and stroll in to the flock of sheep looking

    like a big friendly doggy. Once in a while we bears enjoy lamb chops and shoulder chops. It gets

    boring eating nuts and berries all day. Day after day after day.
    There once was a place called
    Camelotimage
  • MadMartyMadMarty Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭
    and jelly donuts and picnic baskets! But we know "Your smarter than the average bear!"
    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!!!

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