Search
-
Re: The forum needs a little humor.
Well this takes the cake. Oh the humanity. I have no words, but I'm gonna try. Belive it or not...."True !" Dateline, April 6, 2020, Appx 5 pm, in a small town outside Philadelphia. No names will be changed other than to say a small bird. Every day in the early part of the afternoon, The local birds bug me to feed them as… -
Re: The forum needs a little humor.
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should… -
Re: The forum needs a little humor.
Most Friday nights at the naval station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officer's club after work. One Friday, Rick, a newly married ensign, insisted he had to leave at 6 p.m. We all tried to talk him into staying, but he'd promised his bride he'd be home by six. I offered to call home for Rick. When his wife answered… -
Re: The forum needs a little humor.
SO YOU COWARDS think you're tough because you jumped me last night?? Waited for me to be alone... in front of my house??? I still handled all of you, left 3 of you on the ground laid out!! You're lucky I don't have any marks on my face. I have some on my arms and neck but so what!!!! I bet you didn't expect me to swing… -
Re: The forum needs a little humor.
Hope you guys don't mind a visitor from the card side B) Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next… -
Re: The forum needs a little humor.
You can retire to Phoenix , Arizona where... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away from your house because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your ass from the hot water in the toilet bowl 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4 You have over 100 recipes for Mexican… -
Re: The forum needs a little humor.
A man walks into a store with his eight-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see." replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class… -
Re: The forum needs a little humor.
The "F" Word... When is "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable? There are only 11 times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows in DESCENDING order. 11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912. 10. "What the @#$% was that?" Mayor Of… -
Re: The forum needs a little humor.
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask." The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a… -
Re: The forum needs a little humor.
A guy isn't feeling well. After many days and a battery of tests, the doctor comes in and says, "I've got some bad news. You have cancer and it has spread. Most likely, you only have 6 months to live." The guy was in disbelief. Shocked! When he composed himself he asked the doctor in desperation what he could do. "Any…
70 results