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Re: The forum needs a little humor.
Boy I wish I could say I didn't do the exact same thing. Only differences: I wasn't in the military; it was a backflip into the pool; and I had just done it in the 6 ft end before showing off some more in the 3 ft end. :blush: Wasn't the first time I broke my nose so just kinda made sure it was straight and tried not to… -
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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children." The next-door neighbor… -
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One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the… -
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UPS Airlines Flight 1354 was a scheduled cargo flight from Louisville, Kentucky, to Birmingham, Alabama. On August 14, 2013, the Airbus A300 flying the route crashed and burst into flames short of the runway on approach to Birmingham–Shuttlesworth International Airport. Both pilots were pronounced dead at the scene of the… -
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DEFINITION OF "SERVICE" I became confused when I heard the word " Service " being used with these agencies: 1, Internal Revenue "Service". 2, U.S. Postal "Service". 3, Telephone "Service". 4, Cable T.V. "Service". 5, Civil "Service". 6, State, City, County & Public "Service". 7, Customer " Service". This is not what I… -
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I bought a new F-150 supercab pickup in 2014 and discovered a secret compartment. My grandson was going to ride up front on vacation, so I had to move the armrest console in July 2021. When I pushed the arm rest compartment back to make room for him to sit in the center position, I found the compartment which was under the… -
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@1630Boston ok. i said a while back i'd have a nice list of comedic stuff to post here in a list BUT i haven't found anything funny since then! for some reason it hasn't occurred to me to post these types of vids. there are a bunch of iterations of people from different countries doing/sayings things of members from other… -
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TRIGGER WARNING. I'm sorry, but I have no offensive jokes today. But I'll leave you with a story. Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next… -
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We are still battling the COVID-19 and the next thing is here already. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970. The symptoms include: 1. To send the same message twice. 2. To send a blank message. 3. To send a message to the wrong person. 4. To… -
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Back to the blonde jokes..... A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before…
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