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I bet you can't control your right foot. While sitting at a desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, drawing the number “6” in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction – and there’s nothing you can do about it. -
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I didnt quite get why they didnt use the 20mm cannons to blast them? Arent those rounds cheaper than a million $ missile? Maybe it has to do with getting too close / under the target, coming in too fast ... or where the "missing" rounds go? Pretty sure all new fighters have that 6-barrel gun onboard, even the stealth. Ok… -
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We live in Massachusetts, and are in Florida for 6 weeks. I take my wife Mary out for a few drinks, she likes the ones that are colorful in tall glasses and have the little umbrellas. She did complain to me the bartender shut her off while I was talking to a friend, so I did ask her why - and this is what she said ....... -
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First off, I am ok. I was a little shaken up this afternoon as I was robbed at the Chevron station on Legion. I finally calmed down, after my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the police. They were quick to respond!! My money is all gone. The police asked if I knew who did it. I said yes....it was pump number 6! -
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From the local senior men's club. New definitions for some familiar words abdicate (v.) – To give up all hope of ever having a 6-pack gut. balderdash (n.) – A rapidly receding hairline. esplanade (v.) – To attempt an explanation while drunk. flabbergasted (adj.) – Appalled by how much weight one has gained. testicle (n.) –… -
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Waiting for a package?” UPS: “Your package is in your city on a truck driven by Mike. It will arrive on your doorstep at 6:27PM today.” FedEx: “Your package is coming. You’ll get it when we get there.” USPS: “What package?” Amazon: “We are already inside your apartment. Check the bathroom.” Facebook: “We know that you were… -
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A farmer walks into a hardware store and asks for a chainsaw that can cut down 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top-of-the-line model. The farmer is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY! The salesman takes the… -
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An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk. She said: "I want to keep my house." He said: "That's fine with me." She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac." He said: "That's fine with me." She said: "And I want to have relations 6 times a week." He… -
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I live in Southern California. Fifth generation native.....rare breed. Anyway, when I was a Working Stiff my job took me all over the U.S.A. I would be on the road for as much as 6/7 months a year. When people around here would ask me where I was headed to on my next trip or where I had been on my last trip I would always…
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