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dohdoh Posts: 6,457 ✭✭✭
"Wow, that's a lot of insurance. What's in it?" It may not be in those exact words, but I've had a few postal clerks say something along those lines. I knew one old time dealer who would say, "machine parts." The other day I told the clerk, "computer chips." She was like, "wow, do you make them?" and it went on from there. I will say the majority of the time I don't get asked, but when you do...what's your made up story?

Or do you say, "None of your dang business!" I'm too afraid to do that...I figure that box will go on to the big mailbox in the sky...

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  • TomBTomB Posts: 22,097 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Merchandise.
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  • I tell them "NUNYA"
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  • lol, NUNYA! Merchandise is what i always say. They say never write rare coins on the outside either. Unless you want to write a big sign that says steal me I'm valuable.
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    Human organs

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  • seanqseanq Posts: 8,735 ✭✭✭✭✭
    There's only one guy at my local PO who asks, and I usually tell him, "nothing liquid, fragile, perishable or hazardous." He also had a bad habit of loudly asking me to confirm the insurance amount, until I started curtly responding "it's written clearly on that slip you're holding." I realize I'm paranoid, but I really prefer not to take any unnecessary chances.


    Sean Reynolds
    Incomplete planchets wanted, especially Lincoln Cents & type coins.

    "Keep in mind that most of what passes as numismatic information is no more than tested opinion at best, and marketing blather at worst. However, I try to choose my words carefully, since I know that you guys are always watching." - Joe O'Connor
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  • airplanenutairplanenut Posts: 22,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I tell them it's an item that's legal to ship. FedEx has pried more before, and with bigger boxes I just tell them "metal parts."
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  • BochimanBochiman Posts: 25,556 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Just some stuff I need to send to someone."

    I've been told I tolerate fools poorly...that may explain things if I have a problem with you. Current ebay items - Nothing at the moment

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  • astroratastrorat Posts: 9,221 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Human organs >>



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  • tahoe98tahoe98 Posts: 11,388 ✭✭✭

    ......i tell them i'm mailing it for someone else and i'm not in a position, nor are you, to need to know. image
    "government is not reason, it is not eloquence-it is a force! like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master; never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action." George Washington
  • seanqseanq Posts: 8,735 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>......i tell them i'm mailing it for someone else and i'm not in a position, nor are you, to need to know. image >>



    That may work at the post office, but don't try it when checking luggage. image


    Sean Reynolds
    Incomplete planchets wanted, especially Lincoln Cents & type coins.

    "Keep in mind that most of what passes as numismatic information is no more than tested opinion at best, and marketing blather at worst. However, I try to choose my words carefully, since I know that you guys are always watching." - Joe O'Connor
  • mrearlygoldmrearlygold Posts: 17,858 ✭✭✭
    Stuff
  • BearBear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
    I always tell em it's a bomb.

    then, it is certain to get the

    postmasters personal attention.image
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  • ColonialCoinUnionColonialCoinUnion Posts: 10,087 ✭✭✭
    "A photo album".
  • BillJonesBillJones Posts: 34,850 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've told them "merchandise."

    The only post office that kept asking me that question was real jerk operation in other ways too. They always complaining about one thing or another whenever I brought packages into mail. Some post office personnel suck, and it's probably because of the local post master is a jerk. You learn to stay away from them.
    Retired dealer and avid collector of U.S. type coins, 19th century presidential campaign medalets and selected medals. In recent years I have been working on a set of British coins - at least one coin from each king or queen who issued pieces that are collectible. I am also collecting at least one coin for each Roman emperor from Julius Caesar to ... ?
  • HyperionHyperion Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭
    "Wow, that's a lot of insurance. What's in it?"



    yermom
  • BillJonesBillJones Posts: 34,850 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>"Wow, that's a lot of insurance. What's in it?"



    yermom >>



    Aside from getting robbed, about the only unprofessional comment I've heard that was worse than that one was just after 9-11. I was flying from Boston to Orlando for the FUN show, and the girl at the x-ray machine started yelling "He's got coins! He's got coins!" at the top of her lungs.

    WOW! Thanks for telling every would be crook at airport what I had with me. image Would you like to give a sign I could put around my neck that reads "Rob me?"
    Retired dealer and avid collector of U.S. type coins, 19th century presidential campaign medalets and selected medals. In recent years I have been working on a set of British coins - at least one coin from each king or queen who issued pieces that are collectible. I am also collecting at least one coin for each Roman emperor from Julius Caesar to ... ?
  • LakesammmanLakesammman Posts: 17,464 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "NOYFB"! image
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  • roadrunnerroadrunner Posts: 28,313 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Every once in a while I get a clerk who just has to announce to the entire lobby area what the requested insurance value is. It doesn't matter if I point to the REG slip and whisper....that's the amount. They will still come back loudly with:

    TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND? Is that right???

    and then when the 2nd package is processed.....the same deal:

    IS THIS ONE $25,000 TOO????....for all the room to hear.

    And if that didn't do enough damage......the finale:

    THAT WILL BE ONE HUNDRED TWELVE DOLLARS!


    roadrunner
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  • MikeInFLMikeInFL Posts: 10,188 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Every once in a while I get a clerk who just has to announce to the entire lobby area what the requested insurance value is. It doesn't matter if I point to the REG slip and whisper....that's the amount. They will still come back loudly with:

    TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND? Is that right???

    and then when the 2nd package is processed.....the same deal:

    IS THIS ONE $25,000 TOO????....for all the room to hear.

    And if that didn't do enough damage......the finale:

    THAT WILL BE ONE HUNDRED TWELVE DOLLARS!


    roadrunner >>



    The last time something similar happened to me at the PO, I spoke to the cashier's manager. The behavior has not been repeated. Just a thought...MIke
    Collector of Large Cents, US Type, and modern pocket change.
  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,903 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>"NOYFB"! image >>

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    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
    "Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
    "Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire

  • tahoe98tahoe98 Posts: 11,388 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>......i tell them i'm mailing it for someone else and i'm not in a position, nor are you, to need to know. image >>



    That may work at the post office, but don't try it when checking luggage. image


    Sean Reynolds >>




    ......image
    "government is not reason, it is not eloquence-it is a force! like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master; never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action." George Washington
  • stool samples
  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,903 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>stool samples >>



    Why would you want to insure stool samples for $25,000?

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
    "Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
    "Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire

  • Wow... that's some expensive sheee it!
    As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. ~Zachary Scott <>
    Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? ~Frank Scully
  • pitbosspitboss Posts: 8,643 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Wow... that's some expensive sheee it! >>




    I love it !!!!
  • commoncents05commoncents05 Posts: 10,096 ✭✭✭
    I live in a small town and know all the postal workers on a first name basis. They also know I used to work at a coin shop, and I now have a PO Box with "Rare Coins" in the business name. It's no secret. If I don't have everything packaged up by the time I get to the post office, I'll show them something if it's particularly interesting.

    -Paul
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  • tahoe98tahoe98 Posts: 11,388 ✭✭✭


    << <i>I live in a small town and know all the postal workers on a first name basis. They also know I used to work at a coin shop, and I now have a PO Box with "Rare Coins" in the business name. It's no secret. If I don't have everything packaged up by the time I get to the post office, I'll show them something if it's particularly interesting.

    -Paul >>




    .......i hope these guys never go "postal" on you! image
    "government is not reason, it is not eloquence-it is a force! like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master; never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action." George Washington
  • DUIGUYDUIGUY Posts: 7,252 ✭✭✭
    Colan sample for lab testing.
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    - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106-43 BC


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    << <i>stool samples >>



    Why would you want to insure stool samples for $25,000? >>



    Why not. You can insure anything as long as you can provide a receipt. Don't believe me then wire over $25,000 along with your address.
  • CameonutCameonut Posts: 7,386 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>There's only one guy at my local PO who asks, and I usually tell him, "nothing liquid, fragile, perishable or hazardous." He also had a bad habit of loudly asking me to confirm the insurance amount, until I started curtly responding "it's written clearly on that slip you're holding." I realize I'm paranoid, but I really prefer not to take any unnecessary chances.


    Sean Reynolds >>



    I do exactly the same thing but say "nothing liquid, fragile, perishable, or potentially hazardous". I think this is exactly what they are trained to ask customers, so a good offense is the best defense. I normally get no further questions. In addition, I usually get a smile.

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  • fcloudfcloud Posts: 12,133 ✭✭✭✭
    I have a little post office where my po box is located, too. They know by the stuff that shows up in my box what is it. They actually watch out for my stuff to make sure it is safe. I wouldn't trade my little post office for any other!

    President, Racine Numismatic Society 2013-2014; Variety Resource Dimes; See 6/8/12 CDN for my article on Winged Liberty Dimes; Ebay



  • << <i>

    << <i>stool samples >>



    Why would you want to insure stool samples for $25,000? >>




    Because it's GOOOOOOD Sheeeee it, man... image
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