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Tiger has announced he is changing his name......

Henceforth he will be known as Cheetah Woods. image
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  • UphillUphill Posts: 361 ✭✭
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    Jamie

    Looking for Charlie (Charley) Maxwell cards.
  • jeffcbayjeffcbay Posts: 8,951 ✭✭✭✭
    What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards...

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  • jackstrawjackstraw Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭✭
    Thanks for the laugh^
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  • mccardguy1mccardguy1 Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭
    How is a baby seal and a Tiger similar???


    They both have been clubbed by a Norwegian!!
    I am on a budget and I am not afraid to use it!!
  • RipublicaninMassRipublicaninMass Posts: 10,051 ✭✭✭


    << <i>What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards...

    (oh snap) image >>




    without hitting a tree
  • When the police asked Elin how many times she hit tiger she replied "Just put me down for a 5"
    The Link below will take you to the PSA Boards 1952 Set Build, I also have made 5 slideshows each slideshow is 100 cards long, card numbers 1-99,100-199,200-299,300-399, and 400-407
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  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    to celebrate his most recent achievement and maintain his spokesman status, Cadillac has decided to rename his vehicle of choice the "Ex-Wife".
  • Good one guys, keep them coming....
    Collector of Hawaii sports stars, celebs and everything else....
  • Phil Mickleson just called Elin and asker her for some tips on beating tiger

    Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron
    The Link below will take you to the PSA Boards 1952 Set Build, I also have made 5 slideshows each slideshow is 100 cards long, card numbers 1-99,100-199,200-299,300-399, and 400-407
    Link To Scanned 1952 Topps Cards Set is now 90% Complete Plus Slideshows of the 52 Set
  • DboneesqDboneesq Posts: 18,219 ✭✭
    I am a fan of Tigers ... but I have to say that this thread has given almost as much enjoyment as watching him play! LOL
    STAY HEALTHY!

    Doug

    Liquidating my collection for the 3rd and final time. Time for others to enjoy what I have enjoyed over the last several decades. Money could be put to better use.
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
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    "Sure, we covered him up with a blanket. If he croaked, we were gonna give him to Thing."

  • WeekendHackerWeekendHacker Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭
    Is there any Vegas Odds on how many replies this thread has by midnight PST? Because there isn't a whole lot of sports on the tube tonight, I'll go with an over/under of 97 by midnight tonight. I'll take the 'over.'
  • Tiger really showed Elin.....she loved that Escalade
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    Ripken, Brooks & Frank Robinson, Old Orioles, Sweet Spot Autos, older Redskins - Riggins, Sonny, Baugh etc and anything that catches my eye. image

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  • stevekstevek Posts: 30,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ! guess those Tiger Woods Pro graded 10 rookie cards that I paid 20K each for from Kenny Goldin and his salesman Don West on Shop at Home some years ago, aren't gonna go back up in value.
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    The Link below will take you to the PSA Boards 1952 Set Build, I also have made 5 slideshows each slideshow is 100 cards long, card numbers 1-99,100-199,200-299,300-399, and 400-407
    Link To Scanned 1952 Topps Cards Set is now 90% Complete Plus Slideshows of the 52 Set
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    lmao
  • 54topps54topps Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭
    OMG! Those are so funny. Thanks for the afternoon laugh.
  • I wonder if Tiger's been with any cougars??
  • Ladder7Ladder7 Posts: 1,221
    "Jeez honey, Didn't I tell ya I was doing 18 holes!"
  • flatfoot816flatfoot816 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭
    Felicia--hilarious!!
  • Best thread of the day!
  • Hilarious picture.
  • thunderdanthunderdan Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭
    Of course, he blamed it on a problem with his Escalade. Typical.....whenever a golfer hits a tree, he blames it on his Caddie.
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  • Just because you can play Augusta whenever you want, doesn't mean that you don't like other courses too. Especially when you are out of town and unable to play Augusta when you really want to.

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    The best pitch to start a hitter off with is always strike one.
  • corvette1340corvette1340 Posts: 3,384 ✭✭✭
    He was leaving at 2:30 to go and meet Steve Phillips and Harold Reynolds for drinks and relationship advice at the local dive.
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
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    "So, didja hear about the New Guy?"

    "Yeah. We've all been demoted."
  • Ladder7Ladder7 Posts: 1,221
    Hell has no wrath...

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  • baseballfanbaseballfan Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭
    funny stuff!!!
    Fred

    collecting RAW Topps baseball cards 1952 Highs to 1972. looking for collector grade (somewhere between psa 4-7 condition). let me know what you have, I'll take it, I want to finish sets, I must have something you can use for trade.

    looking for Topps 71-72 hi's-62-53-54-55-59, I have these sets started

  • No Elin, I really was playing Torrey Pines!!!image

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    Hi Paul Couldn't resist!!!

    -John
    -John Stevens
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    Collecting 1993 Finest Refractors & All Refractors 1993 - 2001, 1964 Topps Psa 8.5 or Better
    Soon to be Collecting 1966 Batman Color and all Hall of Famers in all Sports in as High a Grade as I can Afford.
  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭
    Major Brand Dilution For The Tiger Empire..............



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    "Eye Of The Tiger $9 Special"



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    Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.
  • PoppaJPoppaJ Posts: 2,818
    Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever.

    Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…”

    I hear that their relationship is in the rough!

    If only Tiger had hit a mailbox and stop sign as well, he could have completed the Grand Slam!

    She must have realised that golfers are always playing a round.

    Why was Tiger in such a hurry at 2:30? ... He was late getting to the next hole.



  • Tiger's been having trouble driving anything straight in 2009.

    His caddie Steve obviously let him down...Fluff would have been there and had his back.

    Wal-Mart had those 42" plasma TV's on sale for Black Friday starting at 5 a.m., Tiger just wanted to get there to take advantage of the sale prices.

    Ba-Da-Bing!!!

    Please don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses on your way out.
    Collecting Interests:
    Ripken, Brooks & Frank Robinson, Old Orioles, Sweet Spot Autos, older Redskins - Riggins, Sonny, Baugh etc and anything that catches my eye. image

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  • wrestlingcardkingwrestlingcardking Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭✭
    Tiger was released from the hospital, although he is still feeling below par.
    BUYING Frank Gotch T229 Kopec
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  • wrestlingcardkingwrestlingcardking Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭✭
    Only person to beat Tiger with a golf club? Elin!
    BUYING Frank Gotch T229 Kopec
    Looking to BUY n332 1889 SF Hess cards and high grade cards from 19th century especially. "Once you have wrestled everything else in life is easy" Dan Gable
  • CWUCAT62CWUCAT62 Posts: 92 ✭✭✭
    A new suspect in the game of CLUE
    Mrs. Woods
    In the Drviveway
    with a Golf Club
    Andre Dawson Super Collector, who also collects the following-
    *Baseball* HOF autographs, Harold Baines, Pete Rose, Joe Morgan & Seattle Mariners
    *Football* Seattle Seahawks, Kenny Easley, Steve Largent, Jon Kitna, & Brian Bosworth
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  • thunderdanthunderdan Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭
    Sounds like Elin was a little teed off at Tiger for using his woods too much.
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  • jeffcbayjeffcbay Posts: 8,951 ✭✭✭✭
    Tiger Woods is sorry this happened to him...
  • Here is a top 10: (I know some have been said)

    Top 10 Tiger Woods jokes

    One: Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
    Two: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
    Three: Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
    Four: What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
    Five: Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
    Six: Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
    Seven:This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
    Eight:... Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
    Nine: After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree
    Ten: Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
    Cory
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    Football
    1973 Topps PSA 8+ (99.81%)
    1976 Topps PSA 9+ (36.36%)
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    1938 Goudey (56.25%)
    1951 Topps Redbacks PSA 8 (100%)
    1952 Bowman PSA 7+ (63.10%)
    1953 Topps PSA 5+ (91.24%)
    1973 Topps PSA 8+ (70.76%)
    1985 Fleer PSA 10 (54.85%)
  • WeekendHackerWeekendHacker Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Is there any Vegas Odds on how many replies this thread has by midnight PST? Because there isn't a whole lot of sports on the tube tonight, I'll go with an over/under of 97 by midnight tonight. I'll take the 'over.' >>

    We've got a long way to go if I'm going to get paid. Keep 'em coming!!
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    Tiger Woods and Batman are confronted by The Joker, The Riddler, and Mr. Freeze. Suddenly, Robin's cell phone rings. It's The Commissioner. He wants to know if CatWoman has been apprehended yet. Batman asks Robin to tell The Commissioner that she's in the trunk and that everything would be just dandy if they could escape, but of course, you-know-who was driving the BatMobile.
  • WeekendHackerWeekendHacker Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Tiger Woods is sorry this happened to him... >>

    Just like anyone else who cheats on their spouse..........it's my belief that they are only sorry that they got caught, not for the actions that they did.
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    Tiger Woods and Batman go to a Halloween party dressed up as roadkill.

    ok, you caught me. Tiger wasn't dressed up.
  • You would think with all his experience, Tiger would know how to play a bad lie better than this.

    Zing......
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    Ripken, Brooks & Frank Robinson, Old Orioles, Sweet Spot Autos, older Redskins - Riggins, Sonny, Baugh etc and anything that catches my eye. image

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  • SDSportsFanSDSportsFan Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Henceforth he will be known as Cheetah Woods. image >>




    With a bit of lion thrown in!


    Steve
  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭

    This is sick!

    I'm in tears ... ROTFLMAO!
    Pix of 'My Kids'

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    Collect for the love of the hobby, the beauty of the coins, and enjoy the ride.
  • For Tiger life is like poker. At one moment it's all aces and next it's all clubs.
    Collector of Hawaii sports stars, celebs and everything else....
  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭

    I love the Kliban cats.

    Kliban

    In the early 80s, his autograph was pretty sought after on CrazyShirts.

    CrazyShirts


    Rick Ralston founded CS and had the finest private collection of antique
    toys that I have ever seen.

    Rick was always pleasant to me, but I saw him deal ruthlessly with
    some of his employees.

    "I knew I was in trouble, and I wanted help, but I still had my own judgment as to whether recommendations are good or bad,” Ralston said.

    That can often lead to problems....even disasters.
    Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.
  • Storm888,

    Have been a big fan of Kliban since buying his calendars back in the 70's. I am sure you recognize the picture of the cats as being a portion of the poster Kliban did with like 84 cats on it. Always loved the poster. If you put 84 cats in a room and opened a can of cat food with an electric can opener, I am sure that is pretty much the response you would get from the cats.

    Ron
    Collect for the love of the hobby, the beauty of the coins, and enjoy the ride.
  • NickMNickM Posts: 4,895 ✭✭✭
    "What's the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade?"
    "I don't know."
    "Neither does Tiger's wife."

    Nick
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    Reap the whirlwind.

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