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  • Tiger was trying to be the good pitchman and misunderstood Nike's "Just do it" campaign and was just trying to promote his "wood's"....while Elin showed him how to use the irons.
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  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    Tiger Woods, Batman and God are walking up the fairway towards the 18th green, when suddenly an approach shot flies out of nowhere and strikes Tiger in the head, rendering him immobile and incapable of completing his round. As blood spurts out of Tiger's wound and puddles up on the grass, God turns to Batman with a wry smile and mutters, "Told ya she had a wicked slice. You owe me a beer."
  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭
    A professional golfer had inappropriate sexual relations with multiple women other than his wife. Then he ran over a fire hydrant and hit a tree.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • zep33zep33 Posts: 6,897 ✭✭✭
    His doctor told his wife that Tiger needed to increase his iron intake. She helped him comply
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  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    Some of these have already been posted but image

    Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she
    hit him. She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for
    a 5."

    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
    Now he has a hole-in-one.

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger
    can drive a ball 400 yards.

    What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing

    Why did Tiger crash into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He
    couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

    Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some
    tips on how to beat Tiger.

    What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask
    Tiger, he knows.

    Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very
    well on the driveway.

    Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger
    can drive a golf ball.

    Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy
    problems. Apparently, Tiger's spraying his balls everywhere.

    It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his
    marriage both require the same thing: better control over
    his putz.

    Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played
    a-round in Australia.

    What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic
    violence? TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT

    Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai
    affair?

    Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat
    family. Cheetah.

    Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to
    tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

    First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you?
    And what are all these trees doing in my living room?

    Tiger Wood's shirt is all red- problem is, there's no
    tournament, and his veins are a pint low.

    What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've
    both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    Tiger Woods, Batman and The Penguin go to the body shop to pick the BatMobile. While Batman goes to the cashier's office to pay with his American Express card, Tiger Woods & the mechanic have a brief discussion about the accident:

    "We were able to correct all the superficial damages you caused", said the mechanic. "You also blew a seal."

    "No, no", said The Penguin, "That's just ice cream."
  • GDM67GDM67 Posts: 2,526 ✭✭✭✭
    What did poor Batman do to get roped into all of this?
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭


    << <i>What did poor Batman do to get roped into all of this? >>



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    it started as an anti-joke post since all the same jokes were being posted over and over.....now i'm just havin' some fun widit. image


  • swartz1swartz1 Posts: 4,911 ✭✭✭
    I guess he is doing OK with his putter...


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  • zep33zep33 Posts: 6,897 ✭✭✭
    Tip # 1: use your putter on the soft surface

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