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and here is the pretty coin....
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That's not a choice!!!
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That's not a choice!!! >>
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<< <i>Yankees Suck!!! >>
Yes, they $uck.
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and here is the pretty coin....
I accept the pretty coin!!!! Damn pretty coin!!!
Matsui - MVP!!!
GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!
Turned off the game it's 7 to 1, really meaningless who wins.
Here's a nice coin from a mint far away from the east coast...
<< <i>It is against my nature to bag on a successful sports franchise.
Woooohooooooooo, Go Steelers!!!!!!!!
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10. Roger Clemens plays for them and Bucky !@%^$* Dent played for them.
9. They're a drug rehab center! (Strawberry, Steve Howe, Pascuel Perez, etc.)
8. The Yankees spent Million (12 million more than anyone else!) to buy the World Series in '99.
7. After they lost the '76 World Series , the Yankees voted their batboys shares. Their opponents, the Reds, gave theirs each.
6. In the spring after their '96 championship, the Yankees charged fans to have their pictures taken with the World Series trophy.
5. According to the Barnhardt Dictionary of Etymology the word Yankee was a term of contempt. Isn't that great? The Yankees named themselves after an insult! It's like calling a team the Atlanta Rednecks or the L.A. Cokeheads! Iron that on you wife-beater.
4. After Yankee home games, fans hang around and sing to the Sinatra song, "New York, New York" over and over until you pray the ghost of Sinatra himself will appear on DiamondVision screaming, "STOP!"
3. After every nauseating, soul-sucking Yankees victory, radio guy John Sterling bellows, "Yankees Win! Tha-a-a-a Yankees Win!" like a goat stuck on an electric fence. Hey John, Give it a-a-a-a rest!
2. Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for Brad Pitt to get the girl or for Bill Gates to win the lotto. That's why I propose that those not born in 1 of the 5 New York boroughs must lose their pinstripes or be tossed into the East River with only Chuck Knoblauch to throw them a life preserver.
1. Hating the Yankees is a U.S tradition that's been honored throughout the century. Remember, no one ever wrote a play called "Damn Expos!"
50 Reasons why the Yankees Suck
1. George Steinbrenner owns the team. This is a man with the warmth of Pat Buchanan, the patience of Ross Perot, and the credibility of O.J. Simpson.
2. The Yankees honored a truant, Jeffrey Maier, whose interference transformed an out into a series-turning Yankee home run in the 1996 playoffs.
3. Yankee hype resulted in Joe Gordon winning the 1942 MVP award over Triple Crown winner Ted Williams. The "Splendid Splinter" led the American League in six offensive categories; Gordon led in one, most strikeouts.
4. Joe DiMaggio's 56-game hitting streak in 1941 is considered the record in baseball. Why is excellence over two months better than excellence over a season? (DiMaggio had 193 hits that season, sixty-four short of George Sisler's major league record.)
5. They make you envious. Their General Manager is thirty-three years old. Derek Jeter dated Mariah Carey. Joe Torre has spent forty years in baseball. Steinbrenner did not have to go to jail following his felony conviction.
6. The Yankees retired Reggie Jackson's and Billy Martin's numbers. These two played a combined twelve seasons for the Yankees and hit .261.
7. Yankee fans are impossible to like. More than three decades ago, Roger Angell described them as "overdressed, uncomprehending autumn arrivistes." Today we would describe them as front-running boors.
8. Bucky Bleeping Dent, Red Sox killer and ersatz Yankee manager. In the worst-ever made-for-television movie, Dent played a football player who fell in love with a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.
9. Their dynasty began because the Red Sox owner, Harry Bleeping Frazee, needed money to finance his theatrical ventures. We are not talking about hard work by the Yankees; this was Dumb Luck I.
10. Just before the end of the 1920 season, the Chicago White Sox were a better team with a brighter future than the Yankees. By the end of that season, the Sox were a shell of a great team. Eight of their stars were on their way to lifetime bans as a result of throwing the 1919 World Series. This was Dumb Luck II in establishing the Yankee dynasty.
11. After Mel Allen (whom the Yankees fired), their best known broadcaster is Phil "Holy Cow" Rizzuto. His biases would have earned him the nickname "Homer" but for the fact he hit only thirty-eight four-baggers during his thirteen-year major league career.
12. Role models like convicted felons Darryl Strawberry and Steve Howe have played for the Yankees.
13. As a Yankee, Don Zimmer has evolved from "the Gerbil" to a Grand Old Man.
14. The Yankees are living in the past. They have won five World Series since 1962. Over the same period, the Montreal Canadiens have won twelve titles, and the Boston Celtics have won eleven.
15. The Reggie! Bar was as hard to stomach as its namesake.
16. Steinbrenner, who was banned from baseball for life, got reinstated after three years. We hope whoever made this decision never gets on the Unabomber's parole board.
17. Yankee hype resulted in Joe DiMaggio winning the 1947 MVP award over Triple Crown winner Ted Williams.
18. Roger Maris, who had three great seasons, had his number retired. Are the Reds going to retire George Foster's number?
19. Yankee reliever Sparky Lyle wrote The Bronx Zoo, a 300-page whine about how tough life is when you're earning a large salary for pitching for a World Series winner.
20. Yankee tragedies are supposed to consume the nation. After Thurman "I won seven fewer Gold Gloves than Johnny Bench" Munson's plane went down, the Yankee faithful wanted the waiting period for Munson's Hall of Fame election waived. Tony Conigliaro, whose life was more tragic than Munson's, and who hit more home runs in far fewer at bats than Munson did, is forgotten outside of Boston.
21. Two words: Jim Leyritz
22. After the 1976 Yankees won the franchise's first pennant in twelve years, they were swept by the Reds in the World Series. Steinbrenner complained of how this loss to the greatest team since the end of World War II was a "personal humiliation."
23. The Kansas City A's were effectively a Yankee farm club. (Would you believe they sent Roger Maris to the Yankees for four spare parts?)
24. The Babe Ruth Story might be the worst sports movie ever made.
25. Howard Cosell rhapsodized about Mickey "the CAT-a-lyst" Rivers, Reg-GER-oo, and Chris "the Silent One" Chambliss when the Yankees were on Monday Night Baseball in the 1970's.
26. ABC called it Monday Night Baseball, but in practice it was The Yankee Game of the Week.
27. Above-average feats by ordinary Yankees make magazine covers.
28. Thanks to Yankee fans, Chris Chambliss's trip around the bases after his 1976 pennant-winning home run was more of an adventure than getting out of Saigon.
29. Steinbrenner, who has the Mona Lisa of ballparks, has demanded that New York City build him a paint-by-the-numbers stadium with luxury boxes.
30. Larry McPhail, the Steinbrenner of his time, made it impossible for Hall of Famers Joe McCarthy and Bill Dickey to manage the Yankees.
31. Steinbrenner and five-time Yankee manager Billy Martin made up and broke up more frequently than temperamental high school sweethearts.
32. A Yankee fan's contribution to baseball chat rooms is limited to "Red Sox suck" and "1918."
33. The Yankees exiled their greatest legend, Babe Ruth, to the 38-115 Boston Braves. They let stars like Frank Colman and Roy Weatherly wear Ruth's #3 before retiring it.
34. Yankee co-owner Del "Mr. Baseball" Webb
35. Yankee General Manager George "Chuckles" Weiss
36. Yankee backup catcher Charlie Silvera played in 227 major league games and one World Series game. Somehow, he was on six World Series winners, while Ty Cobb was on none.
37. Bill Mazeroski got the key hit in three Pirate wins, hit the World Series-winning home run, batted .320 and watched Yankee Bobby Richardson get named the MVP of the 1960 World Series.
38. Either the Yankees of the 1960's were a cliquish gang who slammed windows on kids wanting autographs as described in Jim Bouton's Ball Four, or...
39. Bouton is a liar, in which case the Yankees issued a paycheck to a big-mouthed malcontent who had a 4-15 record in 1965.
40. Joe DiMaggio was voted baseball's "Greatest Living Player" largely because that noted baseball expert, Paul Simon, wrote a line in "Mrs. Robinson" about him.
41. Free enterprise is free enterprise, but there is something terribly wrong when Luis Tiant is pictured in a Yankee uniform, holding a hot dog and saying "It is great to be with a winner." I blame the Yankees.
42. Wally Pipp could not play with a headache.
43. In the 1930's and 1940's, the Yankees would not allow radio broadcasts of their games.
44. You had to cheer for someone in the Billy Martin-Ed Whitson fight.
45. Shane Spencer had a few great weeks and the New York media compared the start of his career to those of various Hall of Famers. Earth to Spencer fans: baseball is a game of streaks. Hurricane Hazle, after a six-game major league career with the Reds, hit .403 in forty-one games for the '57 Braves. Within a year the twenty-eight-year-old was gone from the major leagues.
46. No matter how often I remind myself that he has a family and probably visits sick kids in hospitals, I cannot like Tino Martinez.
47. The Yankees have helped cause the exorbitant salaries in baseball. Bernie Williams makes over million a year. What does this make Chipper Jones or Alex Rodriguez worth? Can I buy a ticket on the installment plan?
48. Ron Blomberg was baseball's first designated hitter. There is something preternatural about a Yankee holding the distinction of introducing an odious concept.
49. Jerry Coleman, whose malapropisms ("Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen") as a Padres announcer are legendary, is a former Yankee.
50. Hillary Clinton, who knows less about baseball than she knows about the upstate New York town of Glens Falls, claims to be a lifelong Yankee fan.
60 years into this hobby and I'm still working on my Lincoln set!
A few hundred Yankees Suck jokes
<< <i>50 Reasons why the Yankees Suck >>
Can't argue with any of those!
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EDITED TO ADD: I have been asked by a certain board member to clean up my post or the thread might get poofed. Given some of the comments that I've seen on these boards before I DEFINITELY question that assumption, but wishing to be an upright member of this community I now say...
The yankees are not my favorite team.
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<< <i>the yankees SUCK the dicks of leperous elephants!!! >>
Really Skyman? That is a little extreme......
GO YANKEES !!!
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Lance.
And for all you haters...
<< <i>Great coin Lance; even if your choice of ball teams leaves something to be desired. What does it grade and which holder?
That's a PCGS MS64FH. Nothing too special but I like it, just like the North.
Lance.
With their allstar line-up (and mega salaries) the Yankees should win the World Series every year.
I've never been a Yankee fan except when they played the Mets in 2000, but even that's changed! I'd root for Mets today.
<< <i>Yankees Suck!!! >>
True, but this year everyone else sucks more...
O' Yes the Yankee's Suck but the Philly's Swallow...
Here's a pretty coin for the Rockies Fans out there...
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<< <i>Don't hate me because I like the Yankees. I'm glad they won the war.
Lance.
Lance, that is a beauty... I guess you probably know that.
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and here is the pretty coin....
I accept the pretty coin!!!! Damn pretty coin!!! >>
GoldBully, my new goal is to find a Panama-Pacific that is that nice. It's my new "Gotta Have"!
<< <i>GO 27-TIME WORLD CHAMPION YANKEES !!
Congrats YANKEES....I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi, i'm tom.
i do not doctor coins like some who post in here.
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Godzira
My nickname for them is the New York Skunks. When they wearing the pinstrips, they are almost black and white like a bunch of skunks. The only time I'd root for the Yankees would be if they played al Qeada.
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the lions in the Roman Coliseum as they ate the Christians. Go LIONS! Eat those Christians. YUM-YUN! Where's the sport?
Usually when they are TV and I refuse to watch them, but I grew up as a "Phillies Phan" so had to watch some of it.
At any rate here's my Yankee Coin ... of a Confederate ship (LOL) the Virginia iron clad ... It's the worst piece in my collection ...
<< <i>Congrats to Ster-Rod on his first WS ring. >>
Yea, at least he showed up to play this year in the post season. In the past he's been a multi-million dollar BUST, and I don’t mean Draped Bust.