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Bad Numismatic Joke thread
adamlaneus
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It's friday:
I hope i'm not being too offensive or over the line and i'll edit my post if I am.
Apologies in advance.
The "that's what she said" joke is one of the worst, weakest jokes in the world. It is often used on the tv show "The Office".
And yet, 'for some reason', this joke has a special place in my heart.
I wanted to start a list of Numismatic "that's what she said" lines:
Here goes:
* Is this roll in a fresh wrapper?
* Your rim has a ding.
* The crack on the reverse intrigues me.
* Wow! Nice Feuchtwanger!
* Does your slab have a CAC?
I hope i'm not being too offensive or over the line and i'll edit my post if I am.
Apologies in advance.
The "that's what she said" joke is one of the worst, weakest jokes in the world. It is often used on the tv show "The Office".
And yet, 'for some reason', this joke has a special place in my heart.
I wanted to start a list of Numismatic "that's what she said" lines:
Here goes:
* Is this roll in a fresh wrapper?
* Your rim has a ding.
* The crack on the reverse intrigues me.
* Wow! Nice Feuchtwanger!
* Does your slab have a CAC?
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* Wow! Nice Feuchtwanger! >>
ding, ding, ding....................we have a winner LMAO X10
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CoinsAreFun Toned Silver Eagle Proof Album
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Gallery Mint Museum, Ron Landis& Joe Rust, The beginnings of the Golden Dollar
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More CoinsAreFun Pictorials NGC FOR SALE
"Keep your malarkey filter in good operating order" -Walter Breen
"This is the original skin, isn't it?"
I guess Half of your Busts have Milk Spots on them.
The name is LEE!
(tanning bed vs. awe’ natural)
"Keep your malarkey filter in good operating order" -Walter Breen
"Keep your malarkey filter in good operating order" -Walter Breen
You know how to make a small fortune in coins? Start with a large fortune.
(I'm done)
Numismatists are B-U-tiful.
Yeah, I know, this one has a lot of problems.
1. Not true.
2. Not funny.
3. Too clean.
4. Too corny.
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"America suffers today from too much pluribus and not enough unum.".....Arthur Schlesinger Jr.
Something coins have been shown to do:
"die, marriage"
'Your VDB?'
'Yes, my VDB...'
'Im not a doctor, but I think a shot of Penicillin will clear it up for you.'
"Keep your malarkey filter in good operating order" -Walter Breen
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BONGO HURTLES ALONG THE RAIN SODDEN HIGHWAY OF LIFE ON UNDERINFLATED BALD RETREAD TIRES
Just got back from Vietnam, want to see my shiny new Dong?
said, `are those half dollars uncircumsized do you know?`
oooh, that's a nasty lamination error!
Is that legal tender?
Raw or Slabbed?
Now That's High Relief!
... that's what she said!
"Would you like it if its protected with plastic or keep it raw?"
And
A private viewing will cost you.
And
Will I need a Dinolite to see it?
<< <i>Wow .....take a look at that ....die crack.....!!!! >>
Do you have to look at a dead person to view this..
ya, i got some.
now heres your 10 rolls of quarters and i`ll keep the rest...
Is that verdigris?
What do you mean not genuine?
Was this a first strike?
She looks very fine!
Can I get that True View Imaged?
I'd like to add that to my set!
What is your best price?
What did you have to pay for that?