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NYC coin shop joke (no offense intended)

Two coin dealers are sitting down for a break in their soon to be new store. As yet the store isn't ready, there are only a few shelves and counter set up.

One says to the other, "I bet any minute now, some tourist will walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious hillbilly from the south walks to the window, has a peek, and in a southern drawl asks, "What're y'all selling here?" One of the men replies, Oh, We're selling a-holes here." Without skipping a beat, the southerner says, "Well I see y'all're doing really good, ya only got two left."

NEW YORKERS (bless their hearts) SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS....LOL

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  • poorguypoorguy Posts: 4,317
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  • It is so awesome that the southerner didn't even skip a beat!
  • STONESTONE Posts: 15,275
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
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  • im from NY.


























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  • KonaheadKonahead Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭


    << <i>im from NY.

    Sorry to hear that!







    ME TOO! That why I live in Vegas now


























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    PEACE! This is the first day of the rest of your life.

    Fred, Las Vegas, NV
  • 66RB66RB Posts: 2,516 ✭✭✭
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    wait a minute....I'm from the NY area


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  • droopyddroopyd Posts: 5,381 ✭✭✭
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    It's funny, 'cuz it's true.
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  • KentuckyJKentuckyJ Posts: 1,871 ✭✭✭

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    KJ ---> currently stuck in NY

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  • zennyzenny Posts: 1,547 ✭✭


    << <i>... a curious hillbilly from the south... >>



    can you say oxymoronic?




    << <i>NEW YORKERS (bless their heart) SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS....LOL >>



    What, so they only have one heart among them? (And many of them would probably prefer that you not "bless it.")



    by the way, how'd that civil war thingy work out fer ya?


    nice try, bubba!
  • TexastTexast Posts: 1,899 ✭✭✭✭
    Strange, that people often refer to the civil war when the talk about southerners, whats the matter, the north still bitter they lost??image
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  • <<<<< NEW YORKERS (bless their heart) SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS....LOL >>



    What, so they only have one heart among them? >>>

    You are correct sir, edited to correct. There MIGHT be two...lol.

    GO SOX!!
  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,098 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>by the way, how'd that civil war thingy work out fer ya? >>



    Lost the war but won the peace. image

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
    "Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
    "Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire

  • image It's funny.

    In NY we tell that same joke but it always ends when they pull the southern guy's body of the East River.
  • edix2001edix2001 Posts: 3,388
    Two Aggies are riding on a single horse through the parking lot of the Astrodome.
    The one in the front looks behind him to see the other one swishing his hand at the horse's tail.
    "What'n the heck'r ya doin'? wid the horse's tail?" asked the front rider.
    "Somebody in the parking lot said 'Look at the two a**holes on that horse!'" replied the other Aggie.
  • BlindedByEgoBlindedByEgo Posts: 10,754 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>image It's funny.

    In NY we tell that same joke but it always ends when they pull the southern guy's body of the East River. >>



    Now THAT'S funny.

  • KentuckyJKentuckyJ Posts: 1,871 ✭✭✭

    > by the way, how'd that civil war thingy work out fer ya?


    You mean the War of Northern Aggression?

    Yes, looking at the high taxes, dying economy and stifling regulatory climate of the formerly grand Empire state, I would say Hotlanta has definitely won the peace.

    I guess it's just another Mac vs. Windoze thing image

    KJ




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