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NYC coin shop joke (no offense intended)
GFourDriver
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Two coin dealers are sitting down for a break in their soon to be new store. As yet the store isn't ready, there are only a few shelves and counter set up.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now, some tourist will walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious hillbilly from the south walks to the window, has a peek, and in a southern drawl asks, "What're y'all selling here?" One of the men replies, Oh, We're selling a-holes here." Without skipping a beat, the southerner says, "Well I see y'all're doing really good, ya only got two left."
NEW YORKERS (bless their hearts) SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS....LOL
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now, some tourist will walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious hillbilly from the south walks to the window, has a peek, and in a southern drawl asks, "What're y'all selling here?" One of the men replies, Oh, We're selling a-holes here." Without skipping a beat, the southerner says, "Well I see y'all're doing really good, ya only got two left."
NEW YORKERS (bless their hearts) SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS....LOL
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Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
<< <i>im from NY.
Sorry to hear that!
ME TOO! That why I live in Vegas now
Fred, Las Vegas, NV
wait a minute....I'm from the NY area
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It's funny, 'cuz it's true.
60 years into this hobby and I'm still working on my Lincoln set!
KJ ---> currently stuck in NY
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<< <i>... a curious hillbilly from the south... >>
can you say oxymoronic?
<< <i>NEW YORKERS (bless their heart) SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS....LOL >>
What, so they only have one heart among them? (And many of them would probably prefer that you not "bless it.")
by the way, how'd that civil war thingy work out fer ya?
nice try, bubba!
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What, so they only have one heart among them? >>>
You are correct sir, edited to correct. There MIGHT be two...lol.
GO SOX!!
<< <i>by the way, how'd that civil war thingy work out fer ya? >>
Lost the war but won the peace.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
In NY we tell that same joke but it always ends when they pull the southern guy's body of the East River.
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The one in the front looks behind him to see the other one swishing his hand at the horse's tail.
"What'n the heck'r ya doin'? wid the horse's tail?" asked the front rider.
"Somebody in the parking lot said 'Look at the two a**holes on that horse!'" replied the other Aggie.
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In NY we tell that same joke but it always ends when they pull the southern guy's body of the East River. >>
Now THAT'S funny.
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> by the way, how'd that civil war thingy work out fer ya?
You mean the War of Northern Aggression?
Yes, looking at the high taxes, dying economy and stifling regulatory climate of the formerly grand Empire state, I would say Hotlanta has definitely won the peace.
I guess it's just another Mac vs. Windoze thing
KJ