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Whenever my wife tells me I spend too much time online looking at coins…

ArtistArtist Posts: 2,013 ✭✭✭
…I tell her at least I am not into porn!

Then yesterday she said that for me, coins & porn are pretty much the same thing, which got me thinking: there are some things you might not want to read out loud while surfing this site.

David Letterman style, here are the first ten that come to mind…

10) “Lets start a picture post!”

9) “Sweet Pickup! / Nice Score!”

8) “You suck!”

7) “Very natural looking…”

6) “Obviously doctored…”

5) “Over-dipped & now lifeless…”

4) “Okay people - guess the grade!”

3) “Bust variety specialist…”

2) “Cherry Picker’s Guide Vol. 2”

1) “TradeDollarNut, Anaconda, Homerun Hal” – take your pick!

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  • commoncents05commoncents05 Posts: 10,096 ✭✭✭
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  • CoxeCoxe Posts: 11,139

    "Hope my wife doesn't find out..."

    "The usual Pick-Up Points"

    "Show your Busts"

    "Nothing like a crusty one with lots of obvious circulation"

    "That rim is definitiely wrecked."

    "Boner toner!"

    "Look, everyone! I just made a 2 !"

    "Just cherrypicked this late DIE state!"

    "I'd dip it."

    "I'm giving it away to a YN."

    "Check out my FUN pickup!"

    Ooops, that was 11.

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  • BarndogBarndog Posts: 20,515 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "I love that reverse crack" image
  • CoxeCoxe Posts: 11,139
    "I'd recognize that crack anywhere"

    "results of my latest submission"

    "great luster!"

    "a little rim cud = great variety"

    "I am partial to flat breasts"

    "I got a date from my buffalo with just a little acid"

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  • pb2ypb2y Posts: 1,461
    Beats sitting on a bar stool
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  • << <i>"I'd recognize that crack anywhere"

    "results of my latest submission"

    "great luster!"

    "a little rim cud = great variety"

    "I am partial to flat breasts"

    "I got a date from my buffalo with just a little acid" >>



    You guys kill me !! Coxe was this a Viagra moment 8 hours later ??
    Buy the dips!!!
  • DUIGUYDUIGUY Posts: 7,252 ✭✭✭
    3) “Bust variety specialist…”
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    “A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly."



    - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106-43 BC
  • CoxeCoxe Posts: 11,139


    << <i>You guys kill me !! Coxe was this a Viagra moment 8 hours later ?? >>



    I thought the thread was based on the coins & porn are pretty much the same thing statement.
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  • ArtistArtist Posts: 2,013 ✭✭✭
    "I got a date from my buffalo with just a little acid"

    = Winner imageimageimageimage
  • I'll add a few.....For my Buffalo Pals!


    "Do I see rub on the flank"

    "If I am spending that kind of money, it's gotta have a split tail"

    ....
    and one for the Morgan folks....

    "There's a lot of chatter on her cheek"




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  • BlindedByEgoBlindedByEgo Posts: 10,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My wife has accused me more than once of looking at my "coin porn". image
  • itsnotjustmeitsnotjustme Posts: 8,779 ✭✭✭
    It has chopmarks!

    Bite it to see if it's real!

    Love those reverse clashmarks!

    I can see the feathers on the breast.

    That's an interesting die marriage.

    Heads or tails?

    Can I see the reverse?

    I love Laura's Flowing Hair, her Draped Bust, and her large size capped bust.

    Struck out of collar.

    Dateless Buffalo.

    I found a new variety.

    I go for anything pre-1932.

    Anything after 1964 does nothing for me.

    I found her through a chat room.

    That's a lot of money for the plastic.

    I'd prefer live shows.

    Internet auctions have recycled material.

    Give Blood (Red Bags) & Platelets (Yellow Bags)!
  • rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wow... should we smoke now??? image Cheers, RickO

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