Buying all $2 Bills

mr3holesinone · April 8, 2005 7:16PM

Paying $1.74 for all $2 bills in any condition. I'll take as many as you can supply so long as the serial numbers are all different. I have a major client who is attempting to assemble a serial number set of $2 bills, therefore, again, all serial numbers must be different so we can put them in numerical order. Payment will be sent immediately upon receipt of whatever amount you send me.

itsnotjustme · April 8, 2005 7:33PM

Is that $1.74 per dollar face value?

wam98 · April 8, 2005 7:37PM

Could you please explain to me why you only pay $1.74 for $2.00 bills ?

What about shipping and insurance ?

mr3holesinone · April 8, 2005 7:52PM

We are expecting very large volumes of $2 bills to be sold to us at our price, we may even have to lower it depending on the volume. It is going to be a massive undertaking to sort through all the bills that come in and put them in order. As you know there are eight numbers as well as two letters not to mention the big letters for the different Federal Reserve banks. Our time is very valuable and since we are doing all the sorting and filing we figure we are doing a service to the sellers to take these unwanted bills off your hands at a minimal charge. Therefore, if you wish to insure the packages you are more than welcome to incur this additional expense.

This is an amazing and very generous offer, very possibly a once in a lifetime opportunity to rid yourselves of the now illegal $2 bills that have recently landed citizens in jail. We will take our chances with our local yokels. We pay them very well to stay out of our business, bribery to us is just a cost of doing business which our CPA writes off on line 65b of the 1040 long tax form each year.

Brian, the offer is per $2 bill.

prophet · April 8, 2005 8:08PM

Just a quick note :
The above statements and similiar have led to lawsuits being filed on several occasions in the state of Oklahoma, I don't know if this is someones alt ID, but you may think about what you just said and do a re-cap. A few of who were brought into the court also claimed that it was a joke, yet the court saw that it wasn't very funny...... There are at least 2 things you can be slapped with in court by the statements you made.

ormandh · April 8, 2005 8:19PM

It sounds like a scam to me. I would think that you would have a little more respect for the board members on this forum by not insulting our intelligence for such a rediculous offer. Besides April Fools day was LAST week.

ormandh · April 8, 2005 8:21PM

Anyhow, you are on the wrong forum!!

mr3holesinone · April 8, 2005 8:39PM

Please see the other thread relating to an EBay auction for a $2 bill that sold for $20........yes I may be a little late for an April Fools joke. I apologize if I had anyone digging under their mattresses searching for these.

mikebombs · April 8, 2005 9:00PM

thanks for the opp, I have 50 of em wid da # 1 aftar da oda. but no leter just a star at da end. waz gone burn em. but can know giva em too yuo but want $1.50 o no deal. aint gona rip me of. uhoh! and yuu pays shippinng. coul?

fivecents · April 8, 2005 9:13PM

I don't have any $2 bills, but I do have some $3 and $4 bills I can sell you.

stimmy · April 8, 2005 9:22PM

I see some haven’t been taking there Prozac today. Relax it’s most likely a joke for those who see the irony. But if someone wants to send there $2.00 bills for a return of $1.74 so be it. Capitalism, free market- you got to love it.

MadMonk · April 8, 2005 9:59PM

Yea right. So when did they demonitize the $2 bill?

rgwill · April 8, 2005 11:25PM

Is two dollars not still two dollars at any store or bank. If you are the one to gain how are you doing us a favor.

Blade · April 8, 2005 11:32PM

I have a 40 bill sheet. Net is $69.60 at offer price. Looks like a good deal to me

fin · April 9, 2005 12:38AM

jeeze........i got it right away

ddink · April 9, 2005 1:19AM

<< It sounds like a scam to me. I would think that you would have a little more respect for the board members on this forum by not insulting our intelligence for such a rediculous offer. Besides April Fools day was LAST week. >>

Someone hasn't been keeping up with recent posts on this forum, have they?

<< The above statements and similiar have led to lawsuits being filed on several occasions in the state of Oklahoma, I don't know if this is someones alt ID, but you may think about what you just said and do a re-cap. A few of who were brought into the court also claimed that it was a joke, yet the court saw that it wasn't very funny...... There are at least 2 things you can be slapped with in court by the statements you made. >>

a) What in the world are you talking about? b) What the crap does he care about an OKLAHOMA court, anyway? c) Do you not know what irony is? How could anyone think that was a serious post? Amazing.

ms70 · April 9, 2005 1:57AM

I'm paying $2 for $20 bills! In fact I'll even pay in $2 bills and then you can turn around and sell the $2 bills to him! It's a triple win situation! Act now! Don't delay!

flaminio · April 9, 2005 2:04AM

(got the joke)

thebeav · April 9, 2005 2:11AM

I think he has a way to get the oil out of those deuces.....

Paul

rocketmangb · April 9, 2005 3:21AM

ill buy a million bucks worth @ 1.76 each !

razorface1027 · April 9, 2005 3:26AM

ill buy a million bucks worth @ 1.76 each !

Hell yeah! With a tidy profit to boot. Punta Cana...here I come.

flaminio · April 9, 2005 3:28AM

<< ill buy a million bucks worth @ 1.76 each ! >>

I'll go as high as $1.82 each. I'll pay you after I take delivery

.

rocketmangb · April 9, 2005 3:30AM

1.84

mrearlygold · April 9, 2005 3:30AM

<< 

<< ill buy a million bucks worth @ 1.76 each ! >>

I'll go as high as $1.82 each. I'll pay you after I take delivery

. >>

Ooh is this an auction?

I bid 1.87 !

Tom

Russ · April 9, 2005 3:33AM

<< Please see the other thread relating to an EBay auction for a $2 bill that sold for $20........yes I may be a little late for an April Fools joke. I apologize if I had anyone digging under their mattresses searching for these. >>

Since some people seemed to have missed it.

Russ, NCNE

razorface1027 · April 9, 2005 3:34AM

I'll take as many as you can supply so long as the serial numbers are all different.

Yeah...Here's the catch. I hope they're all different.

Tom

rocketmangb · April 9, 2005 3:34AM

Me thinks we just having a little fun !

At he expense of a complete idiot !

rocketmangb · April 9, 2005 3:39AM

Thinking about this,

i'll buy 20 bucks at face,as long as the serial numbers are all the SAME !

ormandh · April 9, 2005 3:45AM

Can someone lead me to the post that this is referring to? I do have a life and do not live on this forum. So cut me some slack. -dan

ddink · April 9, 2005 4:39AM

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<< Can someone lead me to the post that this is referring to? I do have a life and do not live on this forum. So cut me some slack. -dan >>

Yet common sense did not clue you into the idea that this might, just *maybe* have been a joke?

<< It sounds like a scam to me. I would think that you would have a little more respect for the board members on this forum by not insulting our intelligence for such a rediculous offer. >>

You didn't cut him much slack, now did you?

ormandh · April 9, 2005 7:54AM

It has nothing to do with common sense. Some of the posts that are on this forum are pretty stupid. Anyhow, I appreciate you cutting me some slack you POS.

ddbird · April 9, 2005 7:56AM

Buying all $10 bills....paying $8! Need a ton! PM me with offers...

Russ · April 9, 2005 8:01AM

<< Anyhow, I appreciate you cutting me some slack you POS. >>

ormandh,

Click here.

Russ, NCNE

Shamika · April 9, 2005 8:05AM

<< we may even have to lower it depending on the volume. >>

Not only will I offer $1.88 per $2, but I may even INCREASE it depending on the volume!

And I'm not kidding!

eyore · April 9, 2005 8:35AM

FatMan · April 9, 2005 8:40AM

I paid $210 for 100 pack in federal reserve wrap of the 95 Atlanta $2's.

Clearly I'm buried for life.

stimmy · April 9, 2005 9:37AM

As I have no idea why this thread keeps going; but I offer to pay $1.90 for each $2.00 bill. No counterfeits please.

Stephen

carl · April 9, 2005 10:27AM

Actually, the worst part of this joke is that there is always someone out there somewhere that would send in the $2 bill for the amount stated. Common, if you don't believe that just look at some of the ebay stuff that we have all laughed at but it actually sells. Someone told me there was a bank willing to sell thoes Susan B. Dollars for $0.99 each a long time ago. They said that bank received lots of request for them at that price and true or not there is always someone out there doing stuff like that. Jay Leno once in a while has thoes headlines and one time there was someone selling a half used bottle of water for .50. Now think about the cost of the add and then stories like this aren't that far fetched. By the way, for the person that has the $3 and $4 dollar bills, how much do you want for them? I would like to add them to my $6 and $7 dollar bill collection.

skydivdav · April 9, 2005 10:36AM

this thread is out of control! LMAO!

blue skies!
david

jeffatbeach · April 9, 2005 10:48AM

I've got a bag full of them. I'll sell them even cheaper to you, $1.70 ea. plus face value. All have diiferent serial # , Also..... Add $ 2.30 ea. to adjust for inflation... Ummm the total is $7.00 ea.... plus $25.00 insured mail cost.

ddink · April 9, 2005 12:08PM

<< It has nothing to do with common sense >>

More proof that common sense is strikingly uncommon

morganbarber · April 10, 2005 12:11AM

All kidding aside, I have no interest in $2 bills, but will pay $17.40 for twenties.

razorface1027 · April 10, 2005 12:20AM

I appreciate you cutting me some slack you POS.

Now, now...Do you not know that hostility will definately get you somewhere on this board?

solid · April 10, 2005 12:22AM

All you guys are Wannabes wasting your time with piddly modern junk!

I am THE strongest buyer of obsolete bills, $1,000 and up - paying FULL FACE VALUE!

Ken

whitebuffalo · April 10, 2005 12:49AM

<< Paying $1.74 for all $2 bills in any condition. I'll take as many as you can supply so long as the serial numbers are all different. I have a major client who is attempting to assemble a serial number set of $2 bills, therefore, again, all serial numbers must be different so we can put them in numerical order. Payment will be sent immediately upon receipt of whatever amount you send me. >>

Dang it all!!! All my $2 bills all have the same serial number and you only want ones with different serial numbers..........

LincolnCentMan · April 10, 2005 1:08AM

I'd be happy to sell some $2 bills to you for that price.... but the postage and HANDLING is going to KILL your profit.

David

hamiltonjh · April 10, 2005 1:14AM

$2 bills are illegal now?

I better take this deal while I can!!

mr3holesinone · April 11, 2005 2:02PM

Help!!!!!!!!!! Our mailbox runneth over. We received an unbelievable quantity of $2 bills today. Checks have been mailed and we even FedEx'd your check if you sent in more than 1,000 bills. It was simply amazing how many packages we received. We never even listed our mailing address yet the mailman had to knock on our door and deliver three "Santie Claus"-sized bags stuffed with envelopes and assorted other packages.

Ahhh, the smell of money. Actually, it kinda stinks when you have that much of it condensed in one place but I digress...

Our offer is still in effect. Please ask others for our mailing address and then sit back and wait for the check to arrive in a day or two.

I am very surprised that others in the forum would sink so low as to try to low-ball our original offer. If you want to take that route get on EBay and buy your own $2 bills there. Don't let others get in the way of your thinking process. We are also the strongest buyers of obsolete currency and coinage. WE PAY TODAY is our motto. We open the package----count what ya sent and mail out a check the same day....no questions asked, just make sure you send unmarked bills. $500, $1,000, $10,000 bills, we buy em all. 80% x face value. Silver coinage works the same way. You have an obsolete Barber half dollar, we send you 40 cents times the quantity you send us.

A word to the wise.....making your own bills with the same serial number can be considered counterfeiting and is usually considered illegal in most circumstances.

You pay shipping to get your unwanted coins and currency to us.....we send check same day.

Your coins in slabs and can't break the coin out....no problem....send it in and we won't charge you for breaking it out of the plastic.

Thanks for all the questions, I think we've answered everyone....keep those packages coming!

We thank you for your support.

clackamas · April 11, 2005 2:06PM

How much for a $3 bill?

Bear · April 11, 2005 2:10PM

I got all of you bastiges beat. I will pay 20 Cents

for each 2 dollar bill. No limit on quantity.

mr3holesinone · April 11, 2005 2:29PM

We prefer to purchase $3 COINS, not $3 bills. However, to answer the many hundreds of people who seem to have these bills we will pay $2.14 for original obsolete vintage US legal tender. Again though, $3 coins are preferred. If they are still inside a plastic holder just ship it to us anyway. We may charge a small fee to dispose of the plastic properly.

BEAR.....you could be setting yourself up for a lawsuit by attempting to undercut my monopoly on purchasing $2 bills and other obsolete forms of money. I don't know what kind of bear you are but I could send a Grizzly Bear to make you see things our way....I don't wanna get tough with anyone but we will defend our territory. You're a bear, you should realize this is important. When you are totally out of hibernation next month we can discuss this further, now please go back to sleep and we'll wake you when it is warmer.

Buying all $2 Bills

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