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Whoa! 18 years and 4000 posts! My first Giveaway? An 1809 cent! *Rules Clarified*

renomedphysrenomedphys Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited September 20, 2026 7:30PM in U.S. Coin Forum

Joined in 2008 and hit 4K posts the other day. I know it’s not a lot but I’d still like to do a giveaway just for funsies. Let’s do a challenge. And a decision by consensus. To the winner I will give an 1809 “jail cent” with a sharp legible date and flat spots all around the edge, possibly from being tapped on bars of a jail cell. I bought it on eBay at least 10 years ago for $100 because I thought it was cool.

Here’s the challenge: post something, maybe a picture, maybe a story, that is both educational and surprising, stimulating, and even a little bit contentious. The more the better. After it becomes clear which post generates the most authentic “heat” the winner will be announced.

Rules Clarified
The first entry post to receive 50 likes wins
Alternatively, when this topic reaches the top of page two, the entry post with the most likes wins.
I have to see it going to page 2. If I miss it and it gets bumped, oh well. We wait again.
The coin will be sent no sooner than October 15th for scheduling reasons. If I declare you the winner, you’re the winner. You’ll get your coin.

Here’s the baby:

Good luck!

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    mach19mach19 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭✭

    Awesome !

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    tahbb143tahbb143 Posts: 388 ✭✭✭✭

    beautiful coin - congrats on the milestone!

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    CopperindianCopperindian Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Looks like it’s opened a few beer bottle caps. Very useful coin!

    “The thrill of the hunt never gets old”

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    renomedphysrenomedphys Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @dunkleosteus430 said:

    A map that shows the most common terms used for U.S. coins. I found it very interesting! I lived in Texas for 18 years and was shocked when I found out that nobody else called them "Big Tex Tokens."

    See? Learned. Something. New. Excellent!

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    CopperindianCopperindian Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This post comes with a warning - it’s nothing like what the OP’s looking for, but the memory came alive with my beer bottle post above.
    Like many kids of the 60’s & 70’s, I looked for silver coins in change. Some of these went into Whitman folders & others in a jar.
    College for me was 1968-1972 when I still lived in “upstate” NY. Back then, the legal drinking age in NYS was 18. College? 18? Beer! Anyone who went to college knew you always seemed to be poor. So, my jar of silver coins that went with me totally disappeared into the party fund. Luckily, my Whitman albums stayed at home.
    Like I said, nothing to do with the OP’s 1809 from Lincoln’s birth year, but a fun memory from days gone by!

    “The thrill of the hunt never gets old”

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    pursuitoflibertypursuitofliberty Posts: 7,926 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Creg said:
    I learned that Paul Revere’s horse was named Caesar Rodney. The horse, Arabian-blooded, is the progenitor of half the winners of the triple crown races and two triple crown winners.

    I have to say, I didn't know this one, but it's a pretty cool fact! Thanks for sharing!!


    “We are only their care-takers,” he posed, “if we take good care of them, then centuries from now they may still be here … ”

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    skier07skier07 Posts: 4,833 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I was in 7th or 8th grade around 1970. My junior high school in NJ had a day school trip to see a Broadway matinee in Manhattan. We stopped for lunch at the Nathan’s in Times Square. We didn’t have much in the way of adult supervision in those days and we had 45 minutes to eat. I noticed a coin store very close to Nathan’s. I snuck out and remember buying a Standing Liberty Quarter with a legible date for 35 cents. Unfortunately I have no idea what happened to my coin.

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    I recently picked up this Dollar coin that was converted into a lighter, with the extra metal attached. I plan to send it in for error grading/slabbing. I think is is unique because it does not match any Eisenhower dollars that I have seen :) .

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    CopperindianCopperindian Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Creg: good post! I always though Caesar Rodney was the coin’s designer :D

    “The thrill of the hunt never gets old”

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    CopperindianCopperindian Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A bit of coin history follows. The piece depicted below is essentially unique. While it has characteristics of the PR2, it has no PR “pickups”. Therefore, it’s a MS coin; not only that, but it’s the only one known of the rare 1871 S-2 “7&1” Touch:

    Very cool variety - check out the numbers 7&1 touching each other! By “essentially unique”, there was one other (a XF45), but it’s no longer in the pop. Its whereabouts are unknown, as is the current iteration of the label it’s hiding behind.

    “The thrill of the hunt never gets old”

    PCGS Registry: Screaming Eagles
    Copperindian
    Copperindian II
    Indy Eagles
    Gold Rush
    Bust Caps

    Retired sets: Soaring Eagles
    Copperindian
    Nickelodeon
    Early Walkers

    Successful transactions: redraider, winesteven, renomedphys, splitaces, oreville, ajaan, Cent1225, onlyroosies, justindan, blitzdude, DesertMoon, johnnyb, Heubschgold, SunshineRareCoins, ParadimeCoins, ndeagles, Southern_Knights, pcgsregistrycollector, BruceS

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    renomedphysrenomedphys Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hmm, no fresh photos of THE COIN, no tales of more missing 1933DE’s? How about some insider industry stuff, or secrets of the founding fathers? I mean, thanks for the entries so far but I was really hoping for something, I don’t know, juicy?

    How bout this? The first post to receive 50 likes wins. Alternatively, the winner will be declared after this topic makes it to the top of page 2, and be declared solely based on the number of likes at the bottom of each legitimate entry. If you have a story to tell about how you and a buddy scored a great coin, or how your great great grandmother smuggled the family gold out of Poland in her shoes, post it here. If you were there when the idea of PCGS was born, or personally know a guy who glued a coin back together and still got it in a problem free slab, I wanna know. If your great great great great grandfather was David Rittenhouse himself and you have the family tree data to back it up, let’s hear it!

    Unless nobody else wants this cool cent from Lincoln’s birth year, maybe one of very coins he walked 3 miles to give back to the customer he overcharged, in the snow, uphill, both ways.

    Peace out ✌🏻

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    mach19mach19 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭✭

    @renomedphys said:
    Hmm, no fresh photos of THE COIN, no tales of more missing 1933DE’s? How about some insider industry stuff, or secrets of the founding fathers? I mean, thanks for the entries so far but I was really hoping for something, I don’t know, juicy?

    How bout this? The first post to receive 50 likes wins. Alternatively, the winner will be declared after this topic makes it to the top of page 2, and be declared solely based on the number of likes at the bottom of each legitimate entry. If you have a story to tell about how you and a buddy scored a great coin, or how your great great grandmother smuggled the family gold out of Poland in her shoes, post it here. If you were there when the idea of PCGS was born, or personally know a guy who glued a coin back together and still got it in a problem free slab, I wanna know. If your great great great great grandfather was David Rittenhouse himself and you have the family tree data to back it up, let’s hear it!

    Unless nobody else wants this cool cent from Lincoln’s birth year, maybe one of very coins he walked 3 miles to give back to the customer he overcharged, in the snow, uphill, both ways.

    ****> Peace out ✌🏻
    Unreal ! people can't give away coins W/O listening to people like you !!!!!!>

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    IkesTIkesT Posts: 4,594 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @mach19 said:

    @renomedphys said:
    Hmm, no fresh photos of THE COIN, no tales of more missing 1933DE’s? How about some insider industry stuff, or secrets of the founding fathers? I mean, thanks for the entries so far but I was really hoping for something, I don’t know, juicy?

    How bout this? The first post to receive 50 likes wins. Alternatively, the winner will be declared after this topic makes it to the top of page 2, and be declared solely based on the number of likes at the bottom of each legitimate entry. If you have a story to tell about how you and a buddy scored a great coin, or how your great great grandmother smuggled the family gold out of Poland in her shoes, post it here. If you were there when the idea of PCGS was born, or personally know a guy who glued a coin back together and still got it in a problem free slab, I wanna know. If your great great great great grandfather was David Rittenhouse himself and you have the family tree data to back it up, let’s hear it!

    Unless nobody else wants this cool cent from Lincoln’s birth year, maybe one of very coins he walked 3 miles to give back to the customer he overcharged, in the snow, uphill, both ways.

    ****> Peace out ✌🏻
    Unreal ! people can't give away coins W/O listening to people like you !!!!!!>

    Who and what are you talking about?

    He can't give away his own coin without listening to himself?

    Does anything about that statement make sense to you?

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    mach19mach19 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭✭

    ¡ puǝᴉɹɟ ʎɯ dlǝH ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ noʎ ʞuɐɥ┴ ˙˙˙˙ƎWOSƎM∀> @IkesT said:

    @mach19 said:

    @renomedphys said:
    Hmm, no fresh photos of THE COIN, no tales of more missing 1933DE’s? How about some insider industry stuff, or secrets of the founding fathers? I mean, thanks for the entries so far but I was really hoping for something, I don’t know, juicy?

    How bout this? The first post to receive 50 likes wins. Alternatively, the winner will be declared after this topic makes it to the top of page 2, and be declared solely based on the number of likes at the bottom of each legitimate entry. If you have a story to tell about how you and a buddy scored a great coin, or how your great great grandmother smuggled the family gold out of Poland in her shoes, post it here. If you were there when the idea of PCGS was born, or personally know a guy who glued a coin back together and still got it in a problem free slab, I wanna know. If your great great great great grandfather was David Rittenhouse himself and you have the family tree data to back it up, let’s hear it!

    Unless nobody else wants this cool cent from Lincoln’s birth year, maybe one of very coins he walked 3 miles to give back to the customer he overcharged, in the snow, uphill, both ways.

    ****> Peace out ✌🏻
    Unreal ! people can't give away coins W/O listening to people like you !!!!!!>

    Who and what are you talking about?

    He can't give away his own coin without listening to himself?

    Does anything about that statement make sense to

    Another KAREN !!

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    mach19mach19 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭✭

    Someone is trying to do a good thing....... Maybe you should try it yourself .......

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    IkesTIkesT Posts: 4,594 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @mach19 said:
    Someone is trying to do a good thing....... Maybe you should try it yourself .......

    Let me put this as simply and clearly as I can, because you seem confused.

    The person you were complaining to (and about) is the same person who is running the giveaway. Got it?

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    lermishlermish Posts: 4,997 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IkesT said:

    @mach19 said:
    Someone is trying to do a good thing....... Maybe you should try it yourself .......

    Let me put this as simply and clearly as I can, because you seem confused.

    The person you were complaining to (and about) is the same person who is running the giveaway. Got it?

    chopmarkedtradedollars.com

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    mach19mach19 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭✭

    @IkesT said:

    @mach19 said:
    Someone is trying to do a good thing....... Maybe you should try it yourself .......

    Let me put this as simply and clearly as I can, because you seem confused.

    The person you were complaining to (and about) is the same person who is running the giveaway. Got it?

    NO I never complained about anyone besides YOU !!

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    mach19mach19 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭✭

    Get a grip !

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    renomedphysrenomedphys Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Okay can I just also clarify with absolutely no irony implied that I love each and every one of you for the unique qualities that you bring to this forum! That’s the whole point of this giveaway. Now please, carry on! 🥰

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    IkesTIkesT Posts: 4,594 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @mach19 said:

    @IkesT said:

    @mach19 said:
    Someone is trying to do a good thing....... Maybe you should try it yourself .......

    Let me put this as simply and clearly as I can, because you seem confused.

    The person you were complaining to (and about) is the same person who is running the giveaway. Got it?

    NO I never complained about anyone besides YOU !!

    The evidence is right here in this thread. I didn't even comment until I saw your rude comment to @renomedphys .

    Why were you even attacking him? It makes no sense.

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    lermishlermish Posts: 4,997 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @mach19 said:

    @IkesT said:

    @mach19 said:
    Someone is trying to do a good thing....... Maybe you should try it yourself .......

    Let me put this as simply and clearly as I can, because you seem confused.

    The person you were complaining to (and about) is the same person who is running the giveaway. Got it?

    NO I never complained about anyone besides YOU !!

    He hadn't even posted on the thread...the OP was clarifying his giveaway guidelines and asking for more participation.

    And you flipped out on the OP and now don't understand it.

    I don't say this flippantly or to insult but you are clearly very confused and are not cognizant of what you are posting.

    chopmarkedtradedollars.com

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    mach19mach19 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭✭

    @renomedphys said:
    Okay can I just also clarify with absolutely no irony implied that I love each and every one of you for the unique qualities that you bring to this forum! That’s the whole point of this giveaway. Now please, carry on! 🥰

    I'm with you my friend ! Can't believe this is actually happening !

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    CregCreg Posts: 1,734 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Easy, boys—Mach ain’t up to speed.

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    renomedphysrenomedphys Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I wish I could LOL that twice! Oh wait, just did 🤪

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    P0CKETCHANGEP0CKETCHANGE Posts: 3,719 ✭✭✭✭✭

    this thread is a mess.

    (like this post if you agree.)

    Nothing is as expensive as free money.

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    edited September 21, 2026 4:18PM

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    privatecoinprivatecoin Posts: 3,851 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Kansas is not as flat as a pancake. Its as flat as a pancake with chocolate chips.

    Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value. Zero. Voltaire. Ebay coinbowlllc

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    CoinscratchCoinscratch Posts: 11,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Coming up in the 70s Houston was probably a laid back place but at 5 years and limited to how far I could walk I couldn’t have known.
    Turbulent times, stayed at grandmas house a lot and she collected coins and stored a Folgers can full of silver half’s in the freezer. I think was to keep them safe in case of a burglary. She smoked about a half carton of non filter camels per day, pst, pst, pst the flakes of tobacco hit the dashboard as she drove.

    Anyway back to the story (she was a very sweet lady and I have very fond memories of her and her house growing up).

    So at the time my family including two brothers lived in an apt complex and there was a playground where I spent most of my time that summer. At least when I wasn’t terrified to go outside.
    Terrified because one of our neighbors had a huge black dog that always went crazy when he spotted me, I think it was a Great Dane. It was taller than me on all fours, his head as big as my torso and just had an evil demeanor at least whenever he saw me. And then I would hide.
    If I saw him typically on a leash with his master he would snarl and just stare right through me. He wanted me badly.

    One afternoon at the playground he got loose I don’t know how but he charged me and I didn’t even see him coming.
    He grabbed me by my left shoulder picked me up and carried me for about 20 feet then all of sudden just dropped me and started licking me. I don’t know if the master called him off or what I was still in shock and in shock that he wasn’t eating me.
    My dad took me to the ER and other than 4 puncture wounds I was bandaged up and went home. That night the neighbor and my dad were adamant that I confront this demon and make friends with this dog from hell.
    So we walked up to their door and knocked, the door opened and all of sudden I am face to face with this menacing looking, gnashing teeth of a beast absolutely going ape shit trying to eat me again. Thankfully two people were holding him back as they were telling me to just pet him it’s okay he’s friendly. Reluctantly, I moved forward and slightly lifted the one arm that still worked and the beast went crazy and almost broke free. I’ll never forget that vicious set of teeth snapping and growling at me.
    We went back home and I didn’t go back outside for 3 months.
    Never saw them or that dog again but I still have 4 small scars in a square but they moved down to the bottom of my back as I grew up.

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    URGENT UPDATE

    2 likes.

    7 LOLs.

    this is bad.

    very bad.

    i was hoping for the jail cent.

    instead i have become entertainment.

    i did not write 400 paragraphs about my failed marriage and questionable coin collecting so people could LAUGH AT ME.

    actually i did.

    but thats not the point.

    I NEED THE JAIL CENT.

    i woke up this morning and immediately checked the post.

    2 likes.

    still 2.

    i refreshed.

    2.

    i refreshed again.

    2.

    i started refreshing faster.

    2.

    I THINK THE WEBSITE IS BROKEN.

    OR EVERYBODY HAS DECIDED TO HATE ME.

    my ex wife probably saw the post.

    she probably laughed.

    she probably said

    “see? this is what i was talking about.”

    I HATE THAT SHE MIGHT BE RIGHT.

    THIS IS THE WORST PART.

    she told me i was obsessed with coins.

    now i am publicly begging strangers for an 1809 penny.

    SHE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE RIGHT IN HER LIFE.

    but listen.

    she doesnt understand.

    THIS IS A JAIL CENT.

    it has HISTORY.

    it has FLAT SPOTS.

    it has been through things.

    I have been through things.

    WE HAVE A CONNECTION.

    i am pretty sure the coin can feel it.

    probably.

    maybe.

    i havent asked it yet.

    i am currently staring at one of my other pennies waiting for it to give me advice.

    it has said nothing.

    very disappointing.

    ANYWAY.

    to the 2 people who liked my post:

    thank you.

    you are now my support group.

    we meet every tuesday.

    there is no meeting place because i dont have friends anymore.

    bring coins.

    to the 7 people who LOL'd:

    i forgive you.

    mostly.

    but remember.

    you are laughing at a man who has lost his wife, his money, his hair, his dignity and possibly his mind.

    SHOW SOME RESPECT.

    also if you have a coin collection you should probably understand.

    this is serious.

    I NEED THIS JAIL CENT.

    I NEED IT SO BAD.

    i have started making plans.

    if i win, i will put the coin in the nicest holder i own.

    i will put it somewhere safe.

    i will protect it.

    i will defend it.

    if someone tries to touch it i will calmly explain that it is MY JAIL CENT.

    i will show it to people.

    people who dont care.

    especially those people.

    i will walk into the grocery store and say

    “look what i got.”

    they will say

    “sir please leave.”

    and i will leave.

    BUT WITH MY JAIL CENT.

    THATS WHAT MATTERS.

    i have also made a promise.

    if i win this coin, i will not complain about my divorce for one entire day.

    24 HOURS.

    NO DIVORCE TALK.

    NO EX TALK.

    NO COIN TALK.

    well maybe some coin talk.

    ok 24 hours was unrealistic.

    I WILL TRY 6 HOURS.

    THATS A LOT.

    PLEASE.

    I AM BEGGING.

    I WILL DO ANYTHING.

    not illegal stuff.

    probably.

    I WILL LIKE YOUR POSTS.

    I WILL COMMENT NICE THINGS.

    I WILL SAY “VERY NICE COIN” ON A COIN I DO NOT LIKE.

    I WILL EVEN PRETEND TO LIKE MODERN PENNIES.

    I HAVE HIT ROCK BOTTOM.

    I WILL ACCEPT CANADIAN MONEY.

    THATS HOW DESPERATE I AM.

    PLEASE.

    I WANT THE JAIL CENT.

    I DONT WANT A NEW WIFE.

    I DONT WANT MONEY.

    I DONT WANT HAPPINESS.

    I WANT ONE SPECIFIC PIECE OF COPPER FROM 1809.

    THAT IS ALL.

    MY EX GOT EVERYTHING ELSE.

    THE HOUSE.

    THE NORMAL LIFE.

    THE EMOTIONAL STABILITY.

    PROBABLY MY GOOD TOWELS.

    I WANT THE JAIL CENT.

    THATS FAIR.

    THATS A FAIR DIVORCE SETTLEMENT.

    2 LIKES FOR THE MAN.

    1 JAIL CENT FOR THE MAN.

    PLEASE.

    I AM BEGGING YOU.

    THE SITUATION IS GETTING WORSE.

    I HAVE STARTED CALLING RANDOM PENNIES “MY PRECIOUS.”

    YESTERDAY I FOUND A 1982 CENT UNDER MY COUCH.

    I HELD IT IN MY HAND.

    I WHISPERED

    “YOU ARE NOT HIM.”

    THEN I PUT IT BACK.

    IT WASNT THE SAME.

    NOTHING IS THE SAME.

    ONLY 1809 CAN FIX THIS.

    I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF I DONT WIN.

    I MAY HAVE TO GO BACK TO MY OLD COINS.

    I MAY HAVE TO ORGANIZE THEM.

    I MAY HAVE TO CLEAN THEM.

    I MAY HAVE TO GET A REAL HOBBY.

    I CANNOT LET THAT HAPPEN.

    SO PLEASE.

    FOR THE LOVE OF AMERICAN COPPER.

    LIKE THE POST.

    I NEED 50 LIKES.

    FIFTY.

    I HAVE 2.

    THAT MEANS I ONLY NEED 48 MORE.

    WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A LOT WHEN I SAY IT OUT LOUD.

    BUT I BELIEVE IN US.

    ME.

    YOU.

    THE COIN.

    THE 2 LIKERS.

    THE 7 LOL PEOPLE.

    WE CAN DO THIS.

    WE WILL GET THAT JAIL CENT.

    AND WHEN I FINALLY HOLD IT IN MY HAND I WILL LOOK INTO ITS LITTLE 1809 COPPER FACE AND SAY:

    “WE MADE IT.”

    then i will probably cry.

    then laugh.

    then divorce myself from my own common sense.

    ANYWAY.

    PLEASE LIKE.

    I AM SURE THIS IS MY LAST UPDATE.

    probably.

    unless i get another like.

    then i will make another update.

    and if i get the jail cent...

    i may never shut up again.

    thank you.

    please.

    i need the jail cent.

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    @Coinscratch said:
    Coming up in the 70s Houston was probably a laid back place but at 5 years and limited to how far I could walk I couldn’t have known.
    Turbulent times, stayed at grandmas house a lot and she collected coins and stored a Folgers can full of silver half’s in the freezer. I think was to keep them safe in case of a burglary. She smoked about a half carton of non filter camels per day, pst, pst, pst the flakes of tobacco hit the dashboard as she drove.

    Anyway back to the story (she was a very sweet lady and I have very fond memories of her and her house growing up).

    So at the time my family including two brothers lived in an apt complex and there was a playground where I spent most of my time that summer. At least when I wasn’t terrified to go outside.
    Terrified because one of our neighbors had a huge black dog that always went crazy when he spotted me, I think it was a Great Dane. It was taller than me on all fours, his head as big as my torso and just had an evil demeanor at least whenever he saw me. And then I would hide.
    If I saw him typically on a leash with his master he would snarl and just stare right through me. He wanted me badly.

    One afternoon at the playground he got loose I don’t know how but he charged me and I didn’t even see him coming.
    He grabbed me by my left shoulder picked me up and carried me for about 20 feet then all of sudden just dropped me and started licking me. I don’t know if the master called him off or what I was still in shock and in shock that he wasn’t eating me.
    My dad took me to the ER and other than 4 puncture wounds I was bandaged up and went home. That night the neighbor and my dad were adamant that I confront this demon and make friends with this dog from hell.
    So we walked up to their door and knocked, the door opened and all of sudden I am face to face with this menacing looking, gnashing teeth of a beast absolutely going ape shit trying to eat me again. Thankfully two people were holding him back as they were telling me to just pet him it’s okay he’s friendly. Reluctantly, I moved forward and slightly lifted the one arm that still worked and the beast went crazy and almost broke free. I’ll never forget that vicious set of teeth snapping and growling at me.
    We went back home and I didn’t go back outside for 3 months.
    Never saw them or that dog again but I still have 4 small scars in a square but they moved down to the bottom of my back as I grew up.

    ok i read dis.

    first of all.

    YOU GOT CARRIED AWAY BY THE DOG.

    like a purse.

    then it dropped you and started licking you.

    this dog had no idea what it wanted.

    “im gonna eat you.”

    “actually nevermind. you seem nice.”

    and then your dad said go pet it.

    SIR.

    THE DOG JUST TRIED TO EAT THE CHILD.

    WHY ARE WE NEGOTIATING WITH THE DOG.

    i would have moved into the freezer with grandma's silver.

    at least the silver was safe.

    grandma had the right idea.

    Folgers can full of silver halves in the freezer.

    modern security system:

    alarm.

    camera.

    safe.

    grandma security system:

    PUT IT NEXT TO THE FROZEN PEAS.

    nobody stealing that.

    also four scars in a square is pretty cool.

    basically your back has a permanent mint mark.

    DOG ATTACK.

    MS-70S.

    probably worth $100.

    which is exactly what i need for my jail cent.

    SEE.

    EVERYTHING COMES BACK TO THE JAIL CENT.

    i dont know why.

    it just does.

    maybe the jail cent was also attacked by a dog.

    maybe it was stored in a Folgers can.

    maybe it was frozen.

    WE NEED TO KNOW.

    anyway great story.

    i am glad you survived.

    please keep posting stories like this.

    i need entertainment while i wait for my jail cent.

    2 likes.

    7 lols.

    still no jail cent.

    this is becoming a crisis.

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    @privatecoin said:

    Kansas is not as flat as a pancake. Its as flat as a pancake with chocolate chips.

    ok i looked at this picture for 4 minutes

    still dont know where Kansas is

    i thought Kansas was the flat part
    but apparently there is a wall now

    THIS IS NOT FLAT

    this is a rock pancake

    maybe Kansas is actually sideways
    nobody ever checked

    also where is the 1809 jail cent

    i dont see it in the picture

    maybe it escaped Kansas

    honestly i would too

    KANSAS: NOT FLAT
    JAIL CENT: BEEN IN JAIL

    one of these has more life experience

    and it is the coin.

    i need that coin badly

    please stop posting geography until someone gives me the jail cent.

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    Okay so far 14 likes for @Tramp, followed by 13 for @Onastone and 10 for @thebeav and @Goob

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