A 17-year-old male walks into a drug store. He says, "I've been invited to Thanksgiving dinner at my new girlfriend's house. Afterwards I hope there is a chance I get ‘lucky,’ you know what I mean?"
The pharmacist replies, "How about condoms then? They could come in handy. Here's a pack." The young man after paying walks to the door, stops, smiles, comes back.
“You know what, the mom is also smoking hot, I think I'll take another pack, just in case I get extra lucky."
Thanksgiving comes around, the mom asks the boy to lead the family in saying grace. So, the boy complied and started praying, and praying, and praying.
After a while, the daughter leans over and quietly says to him, "I had no idea you were so religious," to which the boy replies, "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist."
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, “Hello.”
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you're the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So, he asks, “Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching?”
She looks into his eyes and calmly replies, “No, I'm your son's teacher.”
If Jewish mothers wrote the wedding invitations...
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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A 17-year-old male walks into a drug store. He says, "I've been invited to Thanksgiving dinner at my new girlfriend's house. Afterwards I hope there is a chance I get ‘lucky,’ you know what I mean?"
The pharmacist replies, "How about condoms then? They could come in handy. Here's a pack." The young man after paying walks to the door, stops, smiles, comes back.
“You know what, the mom is also smoking hot, I think I'll take another pack, just in case I get extra lucky."
Thanksgiving comes around, the mom asks the boy to lead the family in saying grace. So, the boy complied and started praying, and praying, and praying.
After a while, the daughter leans over and quietly says to him, "I had no idea you were so religious," to which the boy replies, "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist."
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, “Hello.”
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you're the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So, he asks, “Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching?”
She looks into his eyes and calmly replies, “No, I'm your son's teacher.”
If Jewish mothers wrote the wedding invitations...
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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Redneck hoops
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Broke bat.........?
Now that's a composite fracture.
Batter needs new lumber, Jack.
ma had to take all her plants when she moved
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Gteat your favorite Dr
PEPPER flavor for your football play off games
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For all the Bacon lovers out there
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Not anymore - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Unless he restores my account, I don't trust him. It's been 4 years.....
Edit..... how did "I don't" show up as "Identity?"
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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These flavors may do tricks on your taste buds
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