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  • marcmoishmarcmoish Posts: 6,280 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Some insurance agents are better than others.
    Some insurance agents are better with words then most lawyers.
    A man and his wife moved back home to West Virginia from Ohio.
    The husband had a wooden leg and to insure it back in Ohio cost them $2,000 per year.
    When they arrived in West Virginia they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.
    The agent looked it up on the computer and stated, “$39.00.”
    The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in West Virginia to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Ohio!
    The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, “Well, here it is on the screen, it says: ‘Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39.00.’ You just have to know how to describe it!”

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    All purpose Mom & Pops gas station gas station ready to serve your every need

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  • Pennyfreak__Pennyfreak__ Posts: 14 ✭

    @dpoole said:
    A man in Florida calls his son in New York the day before Christmas Eve and says,“I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

    'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

    “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Houston and tell her.”

    Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of this!”

    She calls Florida immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Scored! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'

    Now THAT is f-ing funny!

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    I'm a big Michigan fan - GO BLUE. With the season in flux, I just have to laugh at my favorite team. You are free to pile on

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    Boarding the plane with your emotional support animal

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    Looks good to me - the metal straps were a nice touch

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    "When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"

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