Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder meet in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, “How’s the singing career going?
Stevie replies, “Not too bad. How’s the golf?” Woods: “Have had some problems lately but I think I’ve got most
worked out now.” Stevie: “I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and
not think about it. Then the next time I play, it seems to be all right.” Woods: “Incredulous! You play GOLF?”
Stevie: “Yes, I’ve been playing for years.” Woods: “But, you’re blind! How can you play golf if you can’t see?”
Stevie: “Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his
voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or
farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.” Woods: “But, how do you putt?” Stevie: “I
get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball
towards his voice.” Woods: “What’s your handicap?” Stevie: “I’m a scratch golfer.” Woods: “Wow, we’ve got to
play a round sometime.” Stevie: “Well, people don’t take me seriously, so I only play for money and never play for
less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?” Woods: “I can afford that. Okay, I’m game for that. $10,000 a hole is
fine with me. When would you like to play?” Stevie: “Pick any night.”
Broken pencils are pointless. <> All the toilets in the police station have been stolen. The police have
nothing to go on. <> Velcro…what a rip off! <> Cartoonist found dead…details are sketchy. <> This girl said she
recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore. <> I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I
can’t put it down. <> When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. <> Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher
who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? <> How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
Agree. Start a new thread and let this defective thread die. Same for the random picture thread.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
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"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
Agree. Start a new thread and let this defective thread die. Same for the random picture thread.
And limit to one post/picture per day per poster.
I see no reason to limit it. The more humor the better.
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Wow - a backup camera and a beverage dispenser too
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Looks like a Blonde train wreck
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all that photography equipment - it must have been a tough choice
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Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder meet in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, “How’s the singing career going?
Stevie replies, “Not too bad. How’s the golf?” Woods: “Have had some problems lately but I think I’ve got most
worked out now.” Stevie: “I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and
not think about it. Then the next time I play, it seems to be all right.” Woods: “Incredulous! You play GOLF?”
Stevie: “Yes, I’ve been playing for years.” Woods: “But, you’re blind! How can you play golf if you can’t see?”
Stevie: “Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his
voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or
farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.” Woods: “But, how do you putt?” Stevie: “I
get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball
towards his voice.” Woods: “What’s your handicap?” Stevie: “I’m a scratch golfer.” Woods: “Wow, we’ve got to
play a round sometime.” Stevie: “Well, people don’t take me seriously, so I only play for money and never play for
less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?” Woods: “I can afford that. Okay, I’m game for that. $10,000 a hole is
fine with me. When would you like to play?” Stevie: “Pick any night.”
Broken pencils are pointless. <> All the toilets in the police station have been stolen. The police have
nothing to go on. <> Velcro…what a rip off! <> Cartoonist found dead…details are sketchy. <> This girl said she
recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore. <> I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I
can’t put it down. <> When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. <> Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher
who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? <> How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
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When you are hoarding TP and run out of places to hide it
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Can we just start fresh?
Agree. Start a new thread and let this defective thread die. Same for the random picture thread.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
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"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
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@PerryHall If we could get the Moderators to close them,
then maybe new ones would start.
And limit to one post/picture per day per poster.
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I see no reason to limit it. The more humor the better.
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
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"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
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