The forum needs a little humor.

@Smudge said:

@Tibor said:

@JWP said:

My brother and I were up at the crack of dawn either passing the football
or pitching the baseball, seasonal. In the late 60's saw the milkman and
paper boy early. Milk was better in the glass bottle than in waxed cardboard
or plastic jugs.

Grandma put a silver dime in the bottle to keep the milk fresher.

Silver does have antibacterial properties.

@JWP said:

@JWP said:

@JWP said:

Any Services offered after such an event, air, heat or just a handyman, try this for a quick response to offer help.
!. Very carefully track the funnel's path.
2. Stay within your service area as you will understand the stress of the what if, keeping it real, as neighbor's should.
3. A TRUE STORY out of Grand Prairie, Texas, a few years back.
Dinner time, EST. watching the weather warning posted in the town of a printing customer (+) of my mine whom I just sent 1000 business cards. I called him and he told me he was on his roof watching the funnel carefully. The stress was apparent in his voice. To defuse his concern we joked about the what if factor. like walking on egg shells barefoot.
and it went like this,
Are you safe ?
You know those business cards I sent you, go get them,.. NOW.
Follow the path , and get as close as you can, when feeling a decent wind speed.
Open the box holding the cards, and with a handful, like 52 pick up, feed the beast.
THERE"S TWO REASONS WHY THIS IS FUNNY.
(HELP is on it's way) ...Every AC unit, window or roof that was effected or missing, your card is Johnny on the spot.
It shows one of the bright sides of life's way.

**This would be scary seeing it in my rear-view mirror in the day. However, at night I would have to stop to change my under wear **

@Manifest_Destiny said:

@emeraldATV said:

@JWP said:

Any Services offered after such an event, air, heat or just a handyman, try this for a quick response to offer help.
!. Very carefully track the funnel's path.
2. Stay within your service area as you will understand the stress of the what if, keeping it real, as neighbor's should.
3. A TRUE STORY out of Grand Prairie, Texas, a few years back.
Dinner time, EST. watching the weather warning posted in the town of a printing customer (+) of my mine whom I just sent 1000 business cards. I called him and he told me he was on his roof watching the funnel carefully. The stress was apparent in his voice. To defuse his concern we joked about the what if factor. like walking on egg shells barefoot.
and it went like this,
Are you safe ?
You know those business cards I sent you, go get them,.. NOW.
Follow the path , and get as close as you can, when feeling a decent wind speed.
Open the box holding the cards, and with a handful, like 52 pick up, feed the beast.
THERE"S TWO REASONS WHY THIS IS FUNNY.
(HELP is on it's way) ...Every AC unit, window or roof that was effected or missing, your card is Johnny on the spot.
It shows one of the bright sides of life's way.

That is the most clever way I've ever seen to make an additional sale of business cards.

Just another briteside of life.
FYI......The customer was my little brother.