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    Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 2,914 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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    Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 2,914 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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    Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 2,914 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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    Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 2,914 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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    Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 2,914 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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    OKbustchaserOKbustchaser Posts: 5,468 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Just because I'm old doesn't mean I don't love to look at a pretty bust.
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    JWPJWP Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    SmudgeSmudge Posts: 9,336 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Tibor said:

    @JWP said:

    My brother and I were up at the crack of dawn either passing the football
    or pitching the baseball, seasonal. In the late 60's saw the milkman and
    paper boy early. Milk was better in the glass bottle than in waxed cardboard
    or plastic jugs.

    Grandma put a silver dime in the bottle to keep the milk fresher.

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    PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 45,646 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Smudge said:

    @Tibor said:

    @JWP said:

    My brother and I were up at the crack of dawn either passing the football
    or pitching the baseball, seasonal. In the late 60's saw the milkman and
    paper boy early. Milk was better in the glass bottle than in waxed cardboard
    or plastic jugs.

    Grandma put a silver dime in the bottle to keep the milk fresher.

    Silver does have antibacterial properties.

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.

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    JWPJWP Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    @JWP said:

    @JWP said:

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    Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 2,914 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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    Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 2,914 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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    emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,267 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @JWP said:

    Any Services offered after such an event, air, heat or just a handyman, try this for a quick response to offer help.
    !. Very carefully track the funnel's path.
    2. Stay within your service area as you will understand the stress of the what if, keeping it real, as neighbor's should.
    3. A TRUE STORY out of Grand Prairie, Texas, a few years back.
    Dinner time, EST. watching the weather warning posted in the town of a printing customer (+) of my mine whom I just sent 1000 business cards. I called him and he told me he was on his roof watching the funnel carefully. The stress was apparent in his voice. To defuse his concern we joked about the what if factor. like walking on egg shells barefoot.
    and it went like this,
    Are you safe ?
    You know those business cards I sent you, go get them,.. NOW.
    Follow the path , and get as close as you can, when feeling a decent wind speed.
    Open the box holding the cards, and with a handful, like 52 pick up, feed the beast.
    THERE"S TWO REASONS WHY THIS IS FUNNY.
    (HELP is on it's way) ...Every AC unit, window or roof that was effected or missing, your card is Johnny on the spot.
    It shows one of the bright sides of life's way.
    :D

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    Manifest_DestinyManifest_Destiny Posts: 4,608 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @emeraldATV said:

    @JWP said:

    Any Services offered after such an event, air, heat or just a handyman, try this for a quick response to offer help.
    !. Very carefully track the funnel's path.
    2. Stay within your service area as you will understand the stress of the what if, keeping it real, as neighbor's should.
    3. A TRUE STORY out of Grand Prairie, Texas, a few years back.
    Dinner time, EST. watching the weather warning posted in the town of a printing customer (+) of my mine whom I just sent 1000 business cards. I called him and he told me he was on his roof watching the funnel carefully. The stress was apparent in his voice. To defuse his concern we joked about the what if factor. like walking on egg shells barefoot.
    and it went like this,
    Are you safe ?
    You know those business cards I sent you, go get them,.. NOW.
    Follow the path , and get as close as you can, when feeling a decent wind speed.
    Open the box holding the cards, and with a handful, like 52 pick up, feed the beast.
    THERE"S TWO REASONS WHY THIS IS FUNNY.
    (HELP is on it's way) ...Every AC unit, window or roof that was effected or missing, your card is Johnny on the spot.
    It shows one of the bright sides of life's way.
    :D

    That is the most clever way I've ever seen to make an additional sale of business cards.

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    JWPJWP Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭✭




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    JWPJWP Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 8, 2024 4:28AM


    **This would be scary seeing it in my rear-view mirror in the day. However, at night I would have to stop to change my under wear **

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    CoinscratchCoinscratch Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I just ate some really good European cookies afterwards all I could think is "Off the back porch"!

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    Manifest_DestinyManifest_Destiny Posts: 4,608 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,267 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Manifest_Destiny said:

    @emeraldATV said:

    @JWP said:

    Any Services offered after such an event, air, heat or just a handyman, try this for a quick response to offer help.
    !. Very carefully track the funnel's path.
    2. Stay within your service area as you will understand the stress of the what if, keeping it real, as neighbor's should.
    3. A TRUE STORY out of Grand Prairie, Texas, a few years back.
    Dinner time, EST. watching the weather warning posted in the town of a printing customer (+) of my mine whom I just sent 1000 business cards. I called him and he told me he was on his roof watching the funnel carefully. The stress was apparent in his voice. To defuse his concern we joked about the what if factor. like walking on egg shells barefoot.
    and it went like this,
    Are you safe ?
    You know those business cards I sent you, go get them,.. NOW.
    Follow the path , and get as close as you can, when feeling a decent wind speed.
    Open the box holding the cards, and with a handful, like 52 pick up, feed the beast.
    THERE"S TWO REASONS WHY THIS IS FUNNY.
    (HELP is on it's way) ...Every AC unit, window or roof that was effected or missing, your card is Johnny on the spot.
    It shows one of the bright sides of life's way.
    :D

    That is the most clever way I've ever seen to make an additional sale of business cards.

    Just another briteside of life.
    FYI......The customer was my little brother.

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    JWPJWP Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 8, 2024 5:36PM


    Looking at the eclipse

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    Manifest_DestinyManifest_Destiny Posts: 4,608 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    emeraldATVemeraldATV Posts: 4,267 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Location, location, location.

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    Cranium_Basher73Cranium_Basher73 Posts: 2,914 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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