A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked the flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.
For the person that doesn't want to get close to germs For people that like to be transparent For the athletic ladder climber The meeting room For the person that doesn't think a diet is necessary Where you go when the barber shop is full The hide away The Musical retreat
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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority (MTA) found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all of the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts!
During the detailed analysis, it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the birds’ beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues, it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2 percent were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat roadkill, they always have a lookout crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
They discovered that while all of the lookout crows could shout, “Cah”, not a single one could shout, “Truck.”
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked the flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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For the person that doesn't want to get close to germs
For people that like to be transparent
For the athletic ladder climber
The meeting room
For the person that doesn't think a diet is necessary
Where you go when the barber shop is full
The hide away
The Musical retreat
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
I'm going to blow this up into a 24X36. What a beautiful sight.
Bigfoot scale ?
A quick dia fix ?....
^
You too ?
Chicago
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb
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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority (MTA) found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all of the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts!
During the detailed analysis, it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the birds’ beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues, it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2 percent were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat roadkill, they always have a lookout crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
They discovered that while all of the lookout crows could shout, “Cah”, not a single one could shout, “Truck.”
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USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
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