A man and his wife are in the Mall shopping. She suddenly realizes that he has disappeared. She calls him on the cell phone and asks: "Where are you?". He replies: Do you remember that jewelry shop across the street that we visited several years ago where you fell in love with a diamond necklace but of course, we couldn't afford it at the time? Knowing their anniversary was the next day she suddenly began to tear up in expectation, so she said: "Yes, I remember!" To which the husband replied: "Well, I'm in the coin shop next door."
Knock, knock.
Who's there ?
Banana.
Banana Who ?
Knock , knock.
Who's there ?
Banana.
Banana Who ?
Knock, knock.
Who's there ?
Orange.
Orange Who ?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana !
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
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Wrong person, I'm Tarzan ! Dingbat !
Jane, where are you ?
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Cheata ? Where's Jane ?
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True story. I was on facebook this morning and...
The newest member of the Witness protection Program
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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Wayne
Kennedys are my quest...
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A man and his wife are in the Mall shopping. She suddenly realizes that he has disappeared. She calls him on the cell phone and asks: "Where are you?". He replies: Do you remember that jewelry shop across the street that we visited several years ago where you fell in love with a diamond necklace but of course, we couldn't afford it at the time? Knowing their anniversary was the next day she suddenly began to tear up in expectation, so she said: "Yes, I remember!" To which the husband replied: "Well, I'm in the coin shop next door."
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
Knock, knock.
Who's there ?
Banana.
Banana Who ?
Knock , knock.
Who's there ?
Banana.
Banana Who ?
Knock, knock.
Who's there ?
Orange.
Orange Who ?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana !
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.
USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.