kshorton live rip time

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kshorton
kshorton Posts: 114
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ok, ignore this thread like the plague if so inclined. very good possibility of stupid, ignorant posts coming up. most likely all of it will be me talking to myself.

am in the hotel, where my wife banishes me too when i buy beer and cards. like she should. i try and do this once a week.

i have walmart boxes of 2008 chrome, and uh.. ummm... uhhh.. topps americana.

i have no camera here or knowledge of how to post photos of my upcoming cool live rip by kshorton.

I will keep my coolness to this thread, and not infect any other threads.

i am too sexy for my cat. the bigger the beer intake, the more pee'd off or happy i will get, based on the contents of these two little boxes.

I am all that. I am here to mock. I am here to praise. I am all that.

Starting rippage in a few minutes. Will post about anything that upsets me.

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  • lawnmowerman
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    Lee?

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  • mickeymantle24
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    image
  • swartz1
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    It should be coming anytime now....


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  • kshorton
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    xfractor cards are cool.

    are blue cards special ?

    totally cool.. a 1971 trading card history card.. the real 1971 topps set is the coolest set that exists in all of this universe.

    i want an autographed card or something in the next pack.
  • HighChopper
    HighChopper Posts: 1,091
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    are blue cards special ?

    Blue cards are blue.
    There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in.
  • kshorton
    kshorton Posts: 114
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    i bet this red card of jon lester numbered 777/1959 is worth hundreds..

    Will check ebay now.

    omg omg omg
  • gumbyfan
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    << <i>i bet this red card of jon lester numbered 777/1959 is worth hundreds.. >>



    jackpot
  • CDsNuts
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    shut the hell up
  • swartz1
    swartz1 Posts: 4,911 ✭✭✭
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    there it is....I feel better now...


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  • DavidPuddy
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    I'm sorry this is happening.
    "The Sipe market is ridiculous right now"
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  • kshorton
    kshorton Posts: 114
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    YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Coolest... card... ever.

    Brandon Webb silver card.. AZ DBacks must get off the slide and conquer the Los Angeles Ramirgers.
  • kshorton
    kshorton Posts: 114
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    whoooooaa.... alex rodriguez xfractor card.. gots to be worth thousands.. checking ebay now..


  • pandrews
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    SRCOTFL
    ·p_A·
  • kshorton
    kshorton Posts: 114
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    i hate the atlanta braves fans... those that do that tomahawk chop.. that is so ghey nowadays but they stilll do it.
  • kshorton
    kshorton Posts: 114
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    my chrome cards are pretty much worthless.. though a few cards do have coolness.. and coolness is what matters when we're 16.
  • kshorton
    kshorton Posts: 114
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    ok.. on to the topps americana box..


    it says ring kings tv stars private signings on the box..

    i want to get a card that has jose canseco cassius clay abraham lincoln maddona autographs..

    a quad auto card with those people.. that would be cool.
  • kshorton
    kshorton Posts: 114
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    hot packs ... on sale on ebay.. hot packs... how much does that suck..

    it proves there is something beyond standard collecting... what does people that sell hot packs on ebay show you...

    my loserness of buying anything new nowadays and expecting the almighty coolness is voided.

    there is nothing for sale in a walmart target or whatever store that has not been reseeled.

    the friggin scumbag (scumbag defined: 30-40 year old without a real career) that i know that works at a ******* (a big store chain) as a shipping receiver is advising his boss when card shipments come in he stacks the pallets... the next day they are gone, and they return 3-4 days later. nothing we buy now is not re-packaged.

  • kshorton
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    just checked my 7 packs of donruss american for thickness.. may have a good one.. gunna open that pack last..

    oh yeah.. gold.... I;m going to be set soon.. possible extra thick card...

    will advise... (after updating on the other six packages)
  • VitoCo1972
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  • pandrews
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    << <i>ok.. on to the topps americana box..


    it says ring kings >>



    bas rutten FTW
    ·p_A·
  • pandrews
    pandrews Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭
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    IMO
    ·p_A·
  • kshorton
    kshorton Posts: 114
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    this donruss americana is worse than i could have imagined..

    10 cards seen.. i know of corey feldman (which the card looks at you very ghey like) and jane russell (which has given woodage)

    no clue who the other 8 people are.
  • kshorton
    kshorton Posts: 114
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    oh gawd... a joyce dewitt card.. kill me now lordie.. she has the spiked doo.... unwood... unwood
  • kshorton
    kshorton Posts: 114
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    vickie lawrence.. lorraine newman...martina navratilona must rot in an evil place for forcing me to see their donruss americana cards.. this is sick..


    out the hotel window they go.. in to the gutter
  • kshorton
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    ahh ok .. a cool one.. kurt russell.....


    "call me snake"



    name the movie you freaks...
  • kshorton
    kshorton Posts: 114
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    ok.. going to open the last pack now.. the thick one..

    some of you like it thick don't ya.. oh yeah..
  • BunchOBull
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    Escape from New York...what do you win?
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  • 44Magnum
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    << <i>ok.. going to open the last pack now >>



    Thank God! Is thread now over?
  • kshorton
    kshorton Posts: 114
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    who.. the... h*ll... is Perla Menases....

    i want to know who this creature is.. of which i now own a 'swatch' card of.

    this person annoys me like no other... lately..

    the chick is not even good looking.. standard crap 'fashion scag' with an ugly face who does not recognize all girls are born with a body.. and not all's are special, so shut up with your girlie coolness about having a human body..

    why does a card exist of this being. I should have a card.


    (note: have not looked at any responses to this posting extravaganza.. hope there are some cool replies to my coolness.. will check when back from getting more beer)
  • mickeymantle24
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    image???
  • fattymacs
    fattymacs Posts: 2,588 ✭✭✭
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    Thanks for sharing.
  • lsutigers1973
    lsutigers1973 Posts: 11,093 ✭
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    Sorry this happened to me.
  • swartz1
    swartz1 Posts: 4,911 ✭✭✭
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    << <i>Sorry this happened to me. >>



    image


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    - uncut


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  • HighChopper
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    When the lights go down in the California town,
    People are in for the evening.
    I jump into my car and I throw in my guitar,
    My heart beatin' time with my breathin'.
    Drivin' over Kanan, singin' to my soul,
    There's people out there turnin' music into gold.

    Well my buddy Jim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas,
    And he makes two fifty for an hour.
    He's got rythm in his hands as he's tappin' on the cans,
    Sings rock and roll in the shower.
    Drivin' over Kanan, singin' to my soul,
    There's people out there turnin' music into gold.

    Ah the California girls are the greatest in the world,
    Each one's a song in the making.
    Singin' rock to me I can hear the melody,
    The story is there for the takin'.
    Drivin' over Kanan, singin' to my soul,
    There's people out there turnin' music into gold.

    Drivin' over Kanan, singin' to my soul,
    There's people out there turnin' music into gold.

    When the lights go down in the California town,
    People are in for the evening.
    I jump into my car and I throw in my guitar,
    My heart beatin' time with my breathin'.
    Drivin' over Kanan, singin' to my soul,
    There's people out there turnin' music into gold.

    There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in.
  • RipublicaninMass
    RipublicaninMass Posts: 10,051 ✭✭✭
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    WOT?
  • rube26105
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    you can get anything you want at alices resterauntimage
  • purduepete
    purduepete Posts: 791 ✭✭✭
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    I thought that this was the thread where everyone was able to rip kshorton in real time....my mistake.
    Tom

    Collecting: Topps 1952-79, Bowman 1952-55, OPC 1965-71, and Pre-War White Sox cards
  • akuracy503
    akuracy503 Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭
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    When I joined these boards all I wanted was to learn some insight to the tricks of the trade in this hobby.
    I'm new here and this is some disturbing behavior.

    Although amusing...i'm sorry I actually kept reading the thread.

    Could it be that all of us have some sort of disorder stemmed from childhood trauma...

    Addictive behavior multiplied by too much money to spend on cardboard.

    No wonder our wives hate us.

    I guess it beats being a meth head.

    Go snap into a slim jim and rip another pack.

    Oh and we all know you're not really in a hotel...do they offer high speed internet in trailer park communities these days?


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  • storm888
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    I was wrong...........

    There IS a Super Hell.


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  • swartz1
    swartz1 Posts: 4,911 ✭✭✭
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    Is he talking to himself...

    I mean typing to himself?


    Looking for 1970 MLB Photostamps
    - uncut


    Positive Transactions - tennesseebanker, Ahmanfan, Donruss, Colebear, CDsNuts, rbdjr1, Downtown1974, yankeeno7, drewsef, mnolan, mrbud60, msassin, RipublicaninMass, AkbarClone, rustywilly, lsutigers1973, julen23 and nam812, plus many others...
  • leathtech
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    How in the world did this make it 3 pages.... and why in the world did I read them?
    image
  • fattymacs
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    << <i>How in the world did this make it 3 pages.... and why in the world did I read them? >>



    I was mildly amused by the rambling.
  • cwazzy
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    This guy makes metalmike seem somewhat coherent.

    Chris
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  • Ridethelightning
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    oink

  • Bosox1976
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    Holy Schnikes. What an all star lineup!!!

    Mike
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  • VitoCo1972
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    @Bosox1976 said:
    Holy Schnikes. What an all star lineup!!!

    Legends of yesteryear :)

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