"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."
The coin collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two prints that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day.
Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.
His assistant walked up to him and quipped, “This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?”
The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.
He then understood his assistant's question about his “garage door.”
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, “When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?”
She smiled and replied, “No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires.”
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FREE INSIDE
Look inside for your FREE, Walt Disney, Mickey Mouse wrist watch.
You'd be surprised at how many of those I have in my
fridge right now.
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
Kids today don't know what good dangerous fun is
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How high are you?
https://youtu.be/RC0VpVOHPR8?si=9F9Oa-2xg9MsL3YO
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Pilot to tower - I may need a wash job after landing
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
No free rides!
https://youtu.be/tIOzOR7-NqI?si=UI8FMjF08eI1Vtaa
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."
The coin collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two prints that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day.
Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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Hello darkness my old friend!
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DPOTD-3
'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery'
CU #3245 B.N.A. #428
Don
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.
His assistant walked up to him and quipped, “This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?”
The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.
He then understood his assistant's question about his “garage door.”
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, “When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?”
She smiled and replied, “No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires.”
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members