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  • JWP
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    His hair isn't blowing in the breeze - I think it's been photo shopped

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    This might work great in milk too

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    @lobo54 said:

    Purchased in the airport gift shop in Beijing.
    Strong or weak reverse??

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    Cheers, RickO

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    While preaching about forgiving one’s enemies, the preacher asked for a show of hands of those who were willing to forgive their enemies. About half of the congregation raised their hands. The minister continued his lection and again asked for a show of hands. This time, 80 percent of his congregation raised their hands. Not giving up, the minister continued for fifteen more minutes. When he again asked for a show of hands, all members—except one—raised their hands. "Mr. Jones,” asked the minster, “are you not willing to forgive your enemies?” "I don't have any.” Mr. Jones, that is very unusual. I know you are 86 years old. Would you please come down to the front and explain to all of us how you have lived so long without making a single enemy in the world?” Mr. Jones teetered to the front and briefly explained, “Its easy. I’ve outlived every one of them.”

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  • JWP
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  • lobo54
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    @Tibor said:

    @lobo54 said:

    Purchased in the airport gift shop in Beijing.
    Strong or weak reverse??

    STRONG REVERSE

    I would rather join with an army of sheep led by a lion, than an army of lions led by sheep.

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    Cheers, RickO

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  • Rollerman
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    A guy went to his Doctor and was told he high blood pressure and perhaps the start of an ulcer. The Doctor questioned him and found he had a high pressure job and his only relaxation was playing high stakes golf. The Doc told him to go golfing but never hit a ball and don't keep score, just look at the beauty of the golf course and swing every club in his bag.
    He found another guy who was doing the same thing so off they went playing golf without hitting a ball. On the 18th whole they agreed to bet $100 for the winner of the hole. Both "claimed" to have it a 250+ yard drive. It was a par 5 and the first guy announced that he was going for the green. With a mighty swing he said, "Oh, I really caught that one sweet, look it's on the green and, and in the hole! I win!
    "Nah." Said the other guy, "that was my ball you hit!"

    "Ain't None of Them play like him (Bix Beiderbecke) Yet."
    Louis Armstrong
  • Cranium_Basher73
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    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • Cranium_Basher73
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    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • Cranium_Basher73
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    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • Cranium_Basher73
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    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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    John Donkey - Nothing runs like a Donkey

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  • Cranium_Basher73
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    I'm just gonna watch some deer in the park.....
    https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

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