A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, “Pardon me, Rabbi, but is it still a requirement of your faith
that you not eat pork?” The rabbi responds, “Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.”
The priest then asks, “Have you ever eaten pork?” To which the rabbi replies, “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb
to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.” The priest nods in understanding and goes on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi speaks up and asks the priest, “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you
remain celibate?” The priest replies, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The rabbi then asks him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The priest replies, “Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”
The rabbi nods understandingly and remains silent, thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the rabbi says, “Sure
beats a ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.”
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ANOTHER PRIEST AND RABBI STORY
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, “Pardon me, Rabbi, but is it still a requirement of your faith
that you not eat pork?” The rabbi responds, “Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.”
The priest then asks, “Have you ever eaten pork?” To which the rabbi replies, “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb
to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.” The priest nods in understanding and goes on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi speaks up and asks the priest, “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you
remain celibate?” The priest replies, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The rabbi then asks him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The priest replies, “Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”
The rabbi nods understandingly and remains silent, thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the rabbi says, “Sure
beats a ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.”
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either that or all the rug pulls/scams he's being investigated/convicted from.
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
my cranium is officially bashed! can i by a vowel?
btw, you probably know but you're missing an E in your sig. fwiw
this one is perhaps a bit too sensitive but still funny imo, so i'll just post it and for those that want to risk it, you can
family guy vs war vs fortunate son vs madness
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that is absurd. $150 delivery charge for $20k of lumber is perfectly reasonable.
ok this is RANDOM. the video is only half, the color commentary is the other:
Meanwhile, in America... (not what it may look like from the thumbail)
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ok. i've refrained from posting one of these as long as i can. this is just too silly not to share.
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DIY Bodyshop - spelling is extra
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Wall of HONOR transaction list:WonderCoin, CoinFlip, Masscrew, Travintiques, lordmarcovan, Jinx86, Gerard, ElKevvo, PROMETHIUSS88.
if i wasn't so busy laughing, i'd be offended!
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How many of us would love to have a time machine and a few car haulers?
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