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  • emeraldATV
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    The Camera. The app. The knowledge. ...

    Brought to you by the Charlotte Wi-Fi System.

  • emeraldATV
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    To the CLASS OF 2022.

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  • marcmoish
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    removed for content, possibly harmful if understood wrongly. This is now under careful study of allowed parameters and nuances, jury is still in deliberations.

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  • marcmoish
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    A minister in New Jersey waited in a long slow-moving line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.
    The attendant worked quickly, or as quickly as he could but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station.
    Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
    "Reverend," said the young man, "Sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."
    The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."

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  • Cranium_Basher73
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    Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.

  • emeraldATV
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    pareidolia
    [ˌperēˈdōlēə]

    NOUN
    the perception of apparently significant patterns or recognizable images, especially faces, in random or accidental arrangements of shapes and lines:
    "there could be a mysterious stone coffin on Mars, or, more likely, it's just the latest example of pareidolia"

  • emeraldATV
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    Red roof at night...put her on the roof.

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  • gonzer
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  • 1630Boston
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    Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb, Ricko

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    Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb, Ricko

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  • stawick
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    @1630Boston said:

    :D
    I use what I call my "Trailor Park-O-Lounger" (patent pending ;) ). Its just a white plastic patio chair. I put it near my deck steps / railing, put my feet up, and it rocks / reclines / swivels (twist my torso). :D
    Available with triple-use end table, ottoman, beverage cooler (re-purposed Omaha Steaks styro cooler). With DT-squared (also patent pending, ie Duct Tape Technology) which hinges the lid.

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  • logger7
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    Relationships are a lot like algebra: Have you ever looked at your
    X and wondered Y?

    Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity they
    have trained people to stand at the edge of their pool and throw
    them fish.

    If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few
    payments.

    I always wondered what the job application for Hooters is like. Do
    they just hand you a bra and say, "Here. Fill this out"?

    Hey, you're not fat, you're just easier to see.

  • ricko
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    So I went to the Navy recruitment office.
    The fella said: "Can you swim?"
    I said: "Why, don’t you have any ships?" 😗

    Cheers, RickO

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