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MEANWHILE........

HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited April 13, 2022 7:24AM in Sports Talk

A Brazilian weight lifter has lost a dumbbell in his anus. According to reports, the weight lifter misplaced a 4.4 pound dumbbell and it was discovered by medical authorities after in depth examinations to be in his anus. A successful Manuel extraction of the dumbbell has been completed and
tweezers were required. The unidentified patient , who was uncooperative during the extraction, is expected to make a full recovery.

The Head Doctor, upon leaving the operating room, was heard to say, " What a dumbbell!"

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  • Steven59Steven59 Posts: 10,906 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That just stinks!!!!!

    "When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    B)

  • HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @doubledragon said:
    B)

    HUH?.....I don't get it.....

  • MsMorrisineMsMorrisine Posts: 38,722 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Hydrant said:

    HUH?.....I don't get it.....

    you have to watch the show.

    basically the Act on the show was a 1-in-a-Million shot, doc. 1-in-a-million. This is what is said to docs that have to remove "accidental" foreign objects.

    For the above, the comedian on the show was given a small comedian mock-up said to be made from Fusilli and another character accidentally fell backwards on it. It was a 1-in-a-million shot. It happened at the end of the show, so there are no further details.

  • MsMorrisineMsMorrisine Posts: 38,722 ✭✭✭✭✭

    uncooperative patient should feel lucky those forceps got it out without surgery.

  • countdouglascountdouglas Posts: 3,066 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • HydrantHydrant Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @MsMorrisine said:

    @Hydrant said:

    HUH?.....I don't get it.....

    you have to watch the show.

    basically the Act on the show was a 1-in-a-Million shot, doc. 1-in-a-million. This is what is said to docs that have to remove "accidental" foreign objects.

    For the above, the comedian on the show was given a small comedian mock-up said to be made from Fusilli and another character accidentally fell backwards on it. It was a 1-in-a-million shot. It happened at the end of the show, so there are no further details.

    I don't watch T.V.......never have....except...... THE NFL.......
    Growing up, we didn't have electricity on the ranch until around 1968?.... so...no T.V. ..first T.V. I remember?...... Joe Namath and the JETS!!!!.......AND....T.V.= FOOTBALL!!!!!!

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 33,587 ✭✭✭✭✭

    🥺

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • BullsitterBullsitter Posts: 6,156 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • doubledragondoubledragon Posts: 23,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H9f8kewO0Vk

  • Alfonz24Alfonz24 Posts: 3,125 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Where no man has gone before"

    #LetsGoSwitzerlandThe Man Who Does Not Read Has No Advantage Over the Man Who Cannot Read. The biggest obstacle to progress is a habit of “buying what we want and begging for what we need.”You get the Freedom you fight for and get the Oppression you deserve.
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