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johnny9434
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A recent article in the Toledo Blade reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied ... "Mr. Maynard was admitted in Ophthalmology – all we did was correct his eyesight."

i hope he can see his coins better now.

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  • johnny9434
    johnny9434 Posts: 34,068 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    something like that lol

  • grip
    grip Posts: 9,962 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Well, that calls for a "dilly, dilly.(sp)

  • oih82w8
    oih82w8 Posts: 13,209 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Did not see that one coming

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  • Ronyahski
    Ronyahski Posts: 3,120 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Funny
    Seriously, I just had retinal eye surgery two hours ago.
    Guess I wasn’t worried about the worst surgery risk, like losing eyesight.

    Some refer to overgraded slabs as Coffins. I like to think of them as Happy Coins.
  • Jimnight
    Jimnight Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    LOL...LOL...LOL

  • Coinstartled
    Coinstartled Posts: 10,135 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Women are now sending their husbands there in droves.

  • DrPete
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    Maybe his eyesight was corrected, he saw what his wife really looked like, and that had an impact on his libido. Hey, I'm trying to find some connection.

    Dr. Pete
  • Broadstruck
    Broadstruck Posts: 30,497 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @DrPete said:
    Maybe his eyesight was corrected, he saw what his wife really looked like, and that had an impact on his libido. Hey, I'm trying to find some connection.

    That's exactly what happened ;)

    To Err Is Human.... To Collect Err's Is Just Too Much Darn Tootin Fun!
  • grip
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    Reminds me of the old saying..........why buy the cow when you
    can get the milk for free

    But if she would buy the pig the sausage could be ..........

  • thebeav
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    @Ronyahski said:
    Funny
    Seriously, I just had retinal eye surgery two hours ago.
    Guess I wasn’t worried about the worst surgery risk, like losing eyesight.

    I hope that works out well !

  • Ronyahski
    Ronyahski Posts: 3,120 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @thebeav said:

    @Ronyahski said:
    Funny
    Seriously, I just had retinal eye surgery two hours ago.
    Guess I wasn’t worried about the worst surgery risk, like losing eyesight.

    I hope that works out well !

    Thanks. Supposedly went well. Have to lay face down for 24 hours with a patch on. Will find out tomorrow.

    Some refer to overgraded slabs as Coffins. I like to think of them as Happy Coins.
  • RogerB
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    Geeezz....sure hope it's OK !

  • dadams
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    @johnny9434 said:
    A recent article in the Toledo Blade reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.

    A hospital spokesman replied ... "Mr. Maynard was admitted in Ophthalmology – all we did was correct his eyesight."

    i hope he can see his coins better now.

    Too bad Mr. Maynard didn't get a TrueView before marrying that one.

    Hope you're feeling better @Ronyahski

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  • Timbuk3
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    Funny !!! :)

    Timbuk3
  • oih82w8
    oih82w8 Posts: 13,209 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @Ronyahski said:

    Thanks. Supposedly went well. Have to lay face down for 24 hours with a patch on. Will find out tomorrow.

    You have remarkable skill to pound out coherant responses to this forum thread while you are lying face down with an eye patch on...or are you dictating?

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  • Ronyahski
    Ronyahski Posts: 3,120 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @oih82w8 said:

    @Ronyahski said:

    Thanks. Supposedly went well. Have to lay face down for 24 hours with a patch on. Will find out tomorrow.

    You have remarkable skill to pound out coherant responses to this forum thread while you are lying face down with an eye patch on...or are you dictating?

    The former. What else am I going to do, it is boring playing dead. Laying off the end of the couch with phone on floor.

    Some refer to overgraded slabs as Coffins. I like to think of them as Happy Coins.
  • Type2
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    Hoard the keys.
  • mannie gray
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    @DrPete said:
    Maybe his eyesight was corrected, he saw what his wife really looked like, and that had an impact on his libido. Hey, I'm trying to find some connection.

    First thing I thought of too.

  • ricko
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    @Ronyahski.... Hope all went well... I had a retinal procedure last year... the ophthalmologist had to 'vacuum' stuff that deposited on my retina.... weird to think of someone working 'inside' your eyeball...lots of eyedrops during recovery.... will need a cataract surgery probably later this year. Cheers, RickO

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