Gotta Love George Brett

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thunderdan
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Still laughing after watching him describe his little "problem" at the Bellagio...

Has this ever happened to you? Be honest. lmao

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  • FavreFan1971
    FavreFan1971 Posts: 3,103 ✭✭✭
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    That is awesome
  • corvette1340
    corvette1340 Posts: 3,384 ✭✭✭
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    lol, awesome. I'd love to be walking drunk from the poker room at the Belagio and see George Brett in a size 48 pants and no shoes walking through the hotel just having shat himself. lmao
    "can I have your autograph Mr. Brett?"
  • BPorter26
    BPorter26 Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE ON THE WALL" - JACKIE MOON
  • BPorter26
    BPorter26 Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    That is classic. Who hasn't done that at least twice a year?
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  • OAKESY25
    OAKESY25 Posts: 4,726 ✭✭✭
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    it looked like he was chasing them trying to finish a story they didnt want to hear..lol
  • 54topps
    54topps Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭
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    That was so funny. I had to watch at work with the volume down.
  • Stone193
    Stone193 Posts: 24,846 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Wow - that pretty much defines embarrassment.
    Mike
  • cpamike
    cpamike Posts: 5,580 ✭✭✭
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    Dan,

    I don't want to know how you found this video.

    I'm glad it had a happy ending. image
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  • thunderdan
    thunderdan Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭
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    << <i>Dan,

    I don't want to know how you found this video.

    I'm glad it had a happy ending. image >>



    Who do you think fed him the crab legs?
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  • nam812
    nam812 Posts: 10,608 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Could be making that story up just trying to get a rookie/player to admit to crapping his pants.
  • Bosox1976
    Bosox1976 Posts: 8,577 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Double-tapered. Heh.
    Mike
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  • CrazyMind2017
    CrazyMind2017 Posts: 1,205 ✭
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    I saw this video years ago and then I couldn't locate it when I tried to find it again, so thank you!
  • scmavl
    scmavl Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭
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    Wow, if someone found those pants & shoes in the bathroom, it would make an interesting auction piece.

    Game used, my ass... image
    2.5 is pretty much my speed.
  • itzagoner
    itzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
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    it's happened before.....they could've used restraints. image

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  • brianwintersfan
    brianwintersfan Posts: 3,626 ✭✭
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    Funny stuff right there!
  • greencrow
    greencrow Posts: 867
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    Happy birthday George
  • Darin
    Darin Posts: 8,055 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    You couldn't find a George Brett thread on sports talk forum either huh?image
  • captainthreeputt
    captainthreeputt Posts: 1,235 ✭✭
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    Oh I almost pissed myself listening to this. Thanks for sharing. You gotta luv him!
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  • RedHeart54
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    << <i>Oh I almost pissed myself listening to this. Thanks for sharing. You gotta luv him! >>



    I'm sure George wishes that's all that happened to him that night.
  • BasherBoy
    BasherBoy Posts: 510 ✭✭
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    thanks for the chuckle...loved it
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  • MisterBungle
    MisterBungle Posts: 2,308 ✭✭✭
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    "True story...

    Who's the pitchers in this game?"

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  • 1960toppsguy
    1960toppsguy Posts: 1,127 ✭✭
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    I love these types of post, I could just sit around the house on a rainy day and watch that kinda stuff all day!
  • ClockworkAngel
    ClockworkAngel Posts: 1,994 ✭✭✭
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    I'll never look at George Brett the same way again....LOL

    Unless you're either 5 years old or 75 years old, you really shouldn't be crapping your pants twice a year. Pissing your pants after a bunch of beers at a concert you don't want to miss? Absolutely, but he took it to a whole other level
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  • Darin
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    The guy he was telling that story to looks like Mark Teahan. If it was him, George should have been giving him hitting tips instead of telling him stories about crapping his pants. image



  • PSASAP
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    Between his hemmoroids and crapping his pants, old George seems to have an ASSortment of health issues. image
  • 1960toppsguy
    1960toppsguy Posts: 1,127 ✭✭
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    good call ^
  • stown
    stown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
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    << <i>I'll never look at George Brett the same way again....LOL

    Unless you're either 5 years old or 75 years old, you really shouldn't be crapping your pants twice a year. Pissing your pants after a bunch of beers at a concert you don't want to miss? Absolutely, but he took it to a whole other level >>



    You've obviously never had food poisioning.

    It's like a random loud burp, your body forces it out and there's nothing you can do.

    True story.
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • itzagoner
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    +1 for George's Poopy pants comment on ESPN @ Home Run Derby. image
  • greencrow
    greencrow Posts: 867
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    True story. My Wife craped her pants today.
  • jeffcbay
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    << <i>True story. My Wife craped her pants today. >>



    Was it her birthday? image
  • pclpads
    pclpads Posts: 457 ✭✭
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    << <i>True story. My Wife craped her pants today. >>



    Thank you for sharing. image
  • richtree
    richtree Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭
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    +2
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  • stown
    stown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
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    << <i>

    << <i>True story. My Wife craped her pants today. >>



    Was it her birthday? image >>



    HA!
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • greencrow
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    True story. I just had the best bowel movement of my life ( not in my pants). Happy 60th George!
  • stown
    stown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
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    Happy 60th birthday to my childhood favorite player in the whole wide world!

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    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • perkdog
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    Wow absolutely great timing for this thread image

    The following story is 100% true and it is 100% funny at my expense, hopefully you guys dont get grossed out and get a laugh at it...


    Last week me and a friend went up to my other friends house to get together with about 10 other guys for our yearly chow session at the Nordic Lodge in Rhode Island, you pay $88 a head and its an all you can eat buffet of Lobster, Alaskan King crab legs, Filet Mignon and tons of other mouth watering food.

    I ate 5 Lobsters, 15-20 Crab Legs, about 15 or so shrimp scampi/baked stuffed style, a bite of prime rib, a bite of filet Mignon, 1 scoop of Ice cream and all the frosting off of 3 different types of cake. Oh and tons of butter...

    Time to leave and me and my buddy hit the bathroom before our 2 hour ride home. In the stall Im peeing and pass what I thought was gas and ofcourse it wasnt. I run into the stall and Clean all the "black oily substance" that is all over me with about a half roll of toilet paper but my boxers are straight up nasty, I keep my boxers around my knees and pull up my sweatpants and walk out of the place looking like an idiot the way im walking because my boxers are at my knees. I get into the parking lot and finally get to my car and grab my knife and head to the tree line at the edge of the parking lot and under the cover of darkness I cut off my boxers and launch them into the woods. All was good

    For those of You that live in Massachusetts area google the Nordic Lodge in Charleston RI great place to go with a group of buddies who enjoy good food and can eat image
  • Tabe
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    I just Googled it - that place sounds amazing. Mental note made to eat there if I'm ever in that neck of the country again.
  • greencrow
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    Happy birthday George!
  • royalbrett
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