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Fedex delivery update laugh of the day..................

DoubleEagle59DoubleEagle59 Posts: 8,342 ✭✭✭✭✭

Received in my email this morning from Fedex. (March 3, 2018).

"Your delivery schedule has been updated to Thursday, 3/1/2018 by 5:00 pm.
See "Preparing for Delivery" for helpful tips".

"Gold is money, and nothing else" (JP Morgan, 1912)

"“Those who sacrifice liberty for security/safety deserve neither.“(Benjamin Franklin)

"I only golf on days that end in 'Y'" (DE59)

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  • JimnightJimnight Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭✭

    LOL..

  • topstuftopstuf Posts: 14,803 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It's real.
    What it means is that you should don your running shoes to catch the truck as it drives off from the wrong address. :D

  • 1630Boston1630Boston Posts: 13,905 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Did you check the helpful tips ? :smile: > @DoubleEagle59 said:

    Received in my email this morning from Fedex. (March 3, 2018).

    "Your delivery schedule has been updated to Thursday, 3/1/2018 by 5:00 pm.
    See "Preparing for Delivery" for helpful tips".

    :smile:

    Successful transactions with : MICHAELDIXON, Manorcourtman, Bochiman, bolivarshagnasty, AUandAG, onlyroosies, chumley, Weiss, jdimmick, BAJJERFAN, gene1978, TJM965, Smittys, GRANDAM, JTHawaii, mainejoe, softparade, derryb

    Bad transactions with : nobody to date

  • BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,131 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Means that you can sit around and have fun with your coins while you wait.

    theknowitalltroll;
  • johnny9434johnny9434 Posts: 28,579 ✭✭✭✭✭

    welcome to america :)

  • TreashuntTreashunt Posts: 6,747 ✭✭✭✭✭

    sounds like taking a Lamaze class for the delivery.

    "Take deep breaths, let them out slowly..."

    Frank

    BHNC #203

  • coinpalicecoinpalice Posts: 2,453 ✭✭✭✭✭

    never a good thing receiving a e mail like that

  • bsshog40bsshog40 Posts: 3,914 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Did you get in your time machine and pickup your package? :D

  • AUandAGAUandAG Posts: 24,801 ✭✭✭✭✭

    can you say dejavu?

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  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,460 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The package was sent Previous Day Air.

  • BuffaloIronTailBuffaloIronTail Posts: 7,485 ✭✭✭✭✭

    FedX and UPS are going to merge.

    The new company name is going to be "Fed-UPS"

    Pete

    "I tell them there's no problems.....only solutions" - John Lennon
  • CCGGGCCGGG Posts: 1,267 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I know I'm getting older since by the time I get to the door to pick-up my package "these days", the Fed-Ex truck is already 1/2 a block away. UPS must be faster since they are usually a full block away. Just a few years ago, I could get to the door before they were back in their trucks.

  • BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,131 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Lately, I've been getting lots of emails about events/transactions after the fact.

    Have yet to get one that SMOEONE @pcgs.com is going to send you a private message, but I expect that it's only a matter of time.

    theknowitalltroll;
  • BStrauss3BStrauss3 Posts: 3,509 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @CCGGG said:
    I know I'm getting older since by the time I get to the door to pick-up my package "these days", the Fed-Ex truck is already 1/2 a block away. UPS must be faster since they are usually a full block away. Just a few years ago, I could get to the door before they were back in their trucks.

    Well, a couple years back was before the package cannon... now they just slow down to walking speed and the lidar measures the distance to the porch, the on-board computer computes the weight of the package, velocity, wind speed and direction, and launches it at just the right second to land on the porch. At least that is the theory...

    -----Burton
    ANA 50 year/Life Member (now "Emeritus")
  • WillieBoyd2WillieBoyd2 Posts: 5,183 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Submitted for your approval...

    :)

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  • KudbegudKudbegud Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @DoubleEagle59 said:
    Received in my email this morning from Fedex. (March 3, 2018).

    "Your delivery schedule has been updated to Thursday, 3/1/2018 by 5:00 pm.
    See "Preparing for Delivery" for helpful tips".

    The big question is did you get the package on Thursday 3/1/18 or some other date or not yet ?


  • DoubleEagle59DoubleEagle59 Posts: 8,342 ✭✭✭✭✭

    No worries everyone as I punched in the tracking number to canadapost.ca and it's still enroute.

    Weird that Fedex and canadapost are miles apart in their delivery times.

    Not to let canadapost off the hook as I often get mail delivered that's totally wrong.

    My street number is 1583 and the other day I received three letters that were not mine.

    One was 1683, the other was 1538 and the third was actually 1583 but it was the wrong street!!

    Honestly, it's Grade 8 work as all you have to do is read a number and place in the correct slot.

    "Gold is money, and nothing else" (JP Morgan, 1912)

    "“Those who sacrifice liberty for security/safety deserve neither.“(Benjamin Franklin)

    "I only golf on days that end in 'Y'" (DE59)
  • BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,131 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Just got a PP notice about a payment that I received 24 hours ago.

    theknowitalltroll;
  • BackroadJunkieBackroadJunkie Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @DoubleEagle59 said:
    Received in my email this morning from Fedex. (March 3, 2018).

    "Your delivery schedule has been updated to Thursday, 3/1/2018 by 5:00 pm.
    See "Preparing for Delivery" for helpful tips".

    It's being delivered by their faster-than-light service. You actually did receive the package on 3/1, you just don't know it yet.

    (Kidding aside, check the headers of the message to see when the message was actually sent. There's been some incredible DDoS attacks lately, which might have queued your mail.)

  • rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Package notifications from UPS have been spot on lately for me.... and my daily mail is now previewed by a morning mail notification showing me what is coming later....all very accurate. Cheers, RickO

  • AzurescensAzurescens Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭✭✭

    UPS Mychoice usually fixes by Mid Feb depending on ATL GA problems, Louisville college dropout numbers and aircraft issues, and how many package smashers crush your boxes to fit on the shelf under a few sets of disc brakes.

    HTH

  • DoubleEagle59DoubleEagle59 Posts: 8,342 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 5, 2018 7:39AM

    Email received today (March 5th) from Fedex (again!!??)..........................

    **"Your delivery is scheduled for today.

    Estimated delivery date:
    Monday, 02/26/2018"**

    "Gold is money, and nothing else" (JP Morgan, 1912)

    "“Those who sacrifice liberty for security/safety deserve neither.“(Benjamin Franklin)

    "I only golf on days that end in 'Y'" (DE59)
  • AzurescensAzurescens Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 5, 2018 8:44AM

    Box might have an old label or secondary label..?

    The best way to really delay packages is use a priority box with an old label from ups/FedEx going through the opposite service. We have a rotating bin of these at work.

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