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PMs from human waste?

LowBudgetLowBudget Posts: 383 ✭✭
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pipe dream? mining gold and platinum from human waste
"I'm dropping my standards so that I can buy more"

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  • Timbuk3Timbuk3 Posts: 11,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Interesting !!!
    Timbuk3
  • BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,082 ✭✭✭✭✭
    From the article.

    <<"As Smith will explain Tuesday at a press conference at the annual meeting of the American Chemical Society, recovering metals from waste could reduce the need for environmentally-destructive mining programs, and make biosolids a safer source of fertilizer to boot.">>

    Do we really need to be mining more gold?
    theknowitalltroll;
  • BaleyBaley Posts: 22,660 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We've got to get to the bottom of this

    Who knew that when the SHTF it would be profitable?

    Shhhh.. it's a gold mine

    Liberty: Parent of Science & Industry

  • BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,082 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>We've got to get to the bottom of this

    Who knew that when the SHTF it would be profitable?

    Shhhh.. it's a gold mine >>



    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "yer sittin on a gold mine".
    theknowitalltroll;
  • BaleyBaley Posts: 22,660 ✭✭✭✭✭
    maybe they'll hit the Mother Load

    Liberty: Parent of Science & Industry

  • BaleyBaley Posts: 22,660 ✭✭✭✭✭
    folks be bed-panning for gold

    Liberty: Parent of Science & Industry

  • BaleyBaley Posts: 22,660 ✭✭✭✭✭
    don't flush your money down the tubes!

    Liberty: Parent of Science & Industry

  • BaleyBaley Posts: 22,660 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don't poo poo this idea!

    Liberty: Parent of Science & Industry

  • BaleyBaley Posts: 22,660 ✭✭✭✭✭
    with this technology, the toilet paper business will really clean up

    Liberty: Parent of Science & Industry

  • BaleyBaley Posts: 22,660 ✭✭✭✭✭
    gives new meaning to the term "mine tailings"

    Liberty: Parent of Science & Industry

  • BaleyBaley Posts: 22,660 ✭✭✭✭✭
    hope the loans for developing this technology aren't in arrears

    Liberty: Parent of Science & Industry

  • BaleyBaley Posts: 22,660 ✭✭✭✭✭
    could there be a nugget in your pants?

    Liberty: Parent of Science & Industry

  • MsMorrisineMsMorrisine Posts: 33,088 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Could I hit the mother lode?

    Current maintainer of Stone's Master List of Favorite Websites // My BST transactions
  • bronco2078bronco2078 Posts: 10,225 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>could there be a nugget in your pants? >>



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  • BLUEJAYWAYBLUEJAYWAY Posts: 9,132 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Panning" for this type of gold has just taken on a new meaning.
    Successful transactions:Tookybandit. "Everyone is equal, some are more equal than others".
  • BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,082 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>could there be a nugget in your pants? >>



    Thar's gold in them thar skidmarks.
    theknowitalltroll;
  • wdrobwdrob Posts: 153

    I read the topic title and I thought you were getting Private Messages from someone you did not think much of. image
  • LowBudgetLowBudget Posts: 383 ✭✭


    << <i>folks be bed-panning for gold >>

    now that's comedy gold!
    "I'm dropping my standards so that I can buy more"
  • chumleychumley Posts: 2,305 ✭✭✭✭
    I started my collection...... will this product be traded by the ounce or the pound?
  • BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,082 ✭✭✭✭✭
    gold happens
    theknowitalltroll;
  • rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭
    There is more 'stand up' humor in this thread than on SNL.....image Cheers, RickO
  • ashelandasheland Posts: 23,190 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • OldEastsideOldEastside Posts: 4,602 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh C'mon this is nothing new........theres always been money in liquid and solid assets image

    Steve
    Promote the Hobby
  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,294 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You have the Midas Touch. Everything you eat turns to ______

    Thars gold in them turds.


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  • cladkingcladking Posts: 28,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ya' don't wanna flush yer gold down the terlet.

    The Japanese eat some foods that are ofter wrapped in gold foil. This is easily
    recover in the sewage system. You could say they've been scraping the bottom
    of the barrel in Tokyo for years and years.
    Tempus fugit.
  • cladkingcladking Posts: 28,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Mebbe what they should be looking for is fossilized gold; mfkzt, often mistranslated as "emerald". image

    Tempus fugit.
  • BlackBeardBlackBeard Posts: 1,064 ✭
    All this time I thought that was corn...
    Witty sig line currently under construction. Thank you for your patience.
  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,294 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>All this time I thought that was corn… >>



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  • rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And the laughs continue..... image Cheers, RickO
  • BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,082 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>All this time I thought that was corn… >>



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    Apparently most folks don't chew either one very well.
    theknowitalltroll;
  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,294 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>

    << <i>All this time I thought that was corn… >>



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    Apparently most folks don't chew either one very well. >>



    Corn can be recycled. You know, we can process the corn for ethanol.
    Am sure we could get a lot more use out of _ _ _ _, but…. who wants to be a cherry picker in the land of methane ?
  • BAJJERFANBAJJERFAN Posts: 31,082 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>

    << <i>

    << <i>All this time I thought that was corn… >>



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    Apparently most folks don't chew either one very well. >>



    Corn can be recycled. You know, we can process the corn for ethanol.
    Am sure we could get a lot more use out of _ _ _ _, but…. who wants to be a cherry picker in the land of methane ? >>



    How much ethanol can you get from poopcorn?
    theknowitalltroll;
  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,294 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    How much ethanol can you get from poopcorn? >>


    Depends, if it's buttered.
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