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Stuff you say to your wife when walking out of a coin show?

MGLICKERMGLICKER Posts: 7,995 ✭✭✭
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....or husband?

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  • JJSingletonJJSingleton Posts: 1,401 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How's your book dear.

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  • Type2Type2 Posts: 13,985 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Let's go eat.


    Hoard the keys.
  • TommyTypeTommyType Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Yes...there are a few female collectors, trust me."
    Easily distracted Type Collector
  • CoinZipCoinZip Posts: 3,253 ✭✭✭


    My wife has only ever been to 1 coin show with me and it was this year at Gettysburg......


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  • MGLICKERMGLICKER Posts: 7,995 ✭✭✭
    "it was way underpriced for a DMPL Morgan dear and you really didn't need the Gucci purse anyway."
  • crazyhounddogcrazyhounddog Posts: 14,055 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Last time I took her she actually enjoyed herself. My wife NEVER even looked at my collection until I sold a few and then she realized it's not just a hobby but it is also a way to invest. By that I mean to say....If ya buy em right you can sell em right.
    edited to say....When we leave a coin show I ask her if she'll drive so I can look over my new coins.
    The bitterness of "Poor Quality" is remembered long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.
  • IcollecteverythingIcollecteverything Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭
    "Stay alert".

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  • jdimmickjdimmick Posts: 9,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
    didn't buy nothing, as you hide underneath your coat
  • coinsarefuncoinsarefun Posts: 21,756 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>....or husband? >>






    I was hoping to see thisimage


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  • Coin FinderCoin Finder Posts: 7,393 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Me on the phone, she wont come to a coin show...

    Me: "Hey, I got a really nice bust dollar today"

    Wife: How much?

    Me: "$1500

    Wife: How much?

    Me: $1500.00

    Wife: Dollars?

    Me: Yes.....

    Wife: So, I will not be here when you get home, I am going shoe shopping....

    True Story! image
  • ArizonaJackArizonaJack Posts: 4,029 ✭✭✭
    OMG I ripped these, this is so much better than just putting it in the bank ;-)
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  • blacksmokeblacksmoke Posts: 603
    Deal with it.... image jk
    Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

    jeff
  • MGLICKERMGLICKER Posts: 7,995 ✭✭✭


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    << <i>....or husband? >>






    I was hoping to see thisimage >>



    Well, It's now legal in 38 states! image
  • GoldbullyGoldbully Posts: 17,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Wanna fool around with my new coins?"
  • ms70ms70 Posts: 13,956 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wife stays home. I bring the girlfriend.

    Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.

  • MGLICKERMGLICKER Posts: 7,995 ✭✭✭
    "It was just a coin Honey and you have a smooth cheek and plenty of luster remaining too."

    image
  • coin4salecoin4sale Posts: 375 ✭✭✭
    So, how was the spa today?

    oh, a massage, manicure, pedicure and facial? Wow, you look great!




    BT&C
  • 19Lyds19Lyds Posts: 26,492 ✭✭✭✭
    I cant believe I didn't find a single IKE or Kennedy worth buying.
    I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.



    The name is LEE!
  • ebaytraderebaytrader Posts: 3,312 ✭✭✭
    "I'm sorry." image
  • PRECIOUSMENTALPRECIOUSMENTAL Posts: 961 ✭✭✭✭
    "That's what the beer is for!"
  • lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 43,809 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Stuff you say to your wife when walking out of a coin show? >>

    "I knew I shouldn't have eaten that overpriced chili dawg from the concession area."

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  • LakesammmanLakesammman Posts: 17,454 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cell phone:

    "Yes, I miss you too. No, I didn't spend a lot. No, Boiler and I didn't drink too much". image
    "My friends who see my collection sometimes ask what something costs. I tell them and they are in awe at my stupidity." (Baccaruda, 12/03).I find it hard to believe that he (Trump) rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world. (Putin 1/17) Gone but not forgotten. IGWT, Speedy, Bear, BigE, HokieFore, John Burns, Russ, TahoeDale, Dahlonega, Astrorat, Stewart Blay, Oldhoopster, Broadstruck, Ricko, Big Moose, Cardinal.
  • LochNESSLochNESS Posts: 4,829 ✭✭✭


    << <i>"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that overpriced chili dawg from the concession area." >>

    Hey we've all been there, buddy imageimage

    I'm usually giving her the rundown over the phone as she rarely attends.
    ANA LM • WBCC 429

    Amat Colligendo Focum

    Top 10 • FOR SALE

    image
  • BoosibriBoosibri Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ... Yes I was the youngest person at the show.

    Latin American Collection

  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,817 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "It's bitter cold and the freezing rain is coming down hard. Go get the car and pull it up to the front door. I don't want to get any of my coins wet."

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
    "Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
    "Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire

  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,817 ✭✭✭✭✭
    " Let me tell you about the rare coin investment I made so we can have a secure retirement."

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
    "Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
    "Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire

  • LochNESSLochNESS Posts: 4,829 ✭✭✭
    Note to self: Perry Hall is a genius

    imageimage
    ANA LM • WBCC 429

    Amat Colligendo Focum

    Top 10 • FOR SALE

    image
  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,817 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Note to self: Perry Hall is a genius

    imageimage >>



    I'm glad some of you guys appreciate my humor. My wife sure don't.image

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
    "Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
    "Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire

  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,572 ✭✭✭✭✭
    " Honey, unless you want another baby on your hands, you better let me go back for that one coin . And then we can get you that new vacuum cleaner at the discount store" .


    (guys, don't try this. I don't have a wife any more)

    ``https://ebay.us/m/KxolR5

  • ambro51ambro51 Posts: 13,945 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Next time you stay home and cook or something. You were so distracting, I knew you were bored s***less and I couldn't concentrate on looking at anything. What a waste. I had ALL this money with and didn't spend a cent. Thanks Loads. What's for Dinner?
  • messydeskmessydesk Posts: 20,289 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "The weather in Orlando is miserable again this January."
    John
    Keeper of the VAM Catalog • Professional Coin Imaging • Prime Number Set • World Coins in Early America • British Trade Dollars • Variety Attribution
  • lkrarecoinslkrarecoins Posts: 2,137 ✭✭✭
    Hon, you wouldn't even enjoy these crusty, dirty, metallic objects we call coins....just keep on buying your new shoes, I'm sure we can sell them some day and plan our retirement" lol
    In Loving Memory of my Dad......My best friend, My inspiration, and My Coin Collecting Partner

    "La Vostra Nonna Ha Faccia Del Fungo"
  • mustangmanbobmustangmanbob Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭✭✭
    See, I told you that you would be the best looking woman there.

    My wife went to one show.

    Asked if she would go again, she quoted the words of the French philosopher Voltaire.

    He had visited a house of male prostitution, and asked if he would return, he stated that he visited once as as a philosopher, but twice would be a pervert.

  • crispycrispy Posts: 792 ✭✭✭
    " Stuff you say to your wife when walking out of a coin show?"


    "Oh, hi dear. I was on my way to play bingo at the YMCA and...", if she greeted me at the door as I walked out.




    "to you, a hero is some kind of weird sandwich..."
  • OldEastsideOldEastside Posts: 4,602 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Honey, do you remember how to get back on the 405 image

    Steve
    Promote the Hobby
  • FredWeinbergFredWeinberg Posts: 5,924 ✭✭✭✭✭



    " I was just checking to see if there was any rub on her high points"
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  • johnny9434johnny9434 Posts: 29,182 ✭✭✭✭✭


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    I was hoping to see thisimage >>



    Well, It's now legal in 38 states! image >>

    off topic
  • MGLICKERMGLICKER Posts: 7,995 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

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    << <i>....or husband? >>






    I was hoping to see thisimage >>



    Well, It's now legal in 38 states! image >>

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    Sorry Johnny, the wink was for Stef!
  • coinsarefuncoinsarefun Posts: 21,756 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

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    I was hoping to see thisimage >>



    Well, It's now legal in 38 states! image >>

    off topic >>



    Sorry Johnny, the wink was for Stef! >>







    Yes, as I was hoping that as a wife..... what to tell my hubby. image


    I have told him a few things....such as....its great for a flip and its for our retirement honeyimage





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  • MGLICKERMGLICKER Posts: 7,995 ✭✭✭
    "Your right, it isn't really a coin and it does have a small hole in it, but trust me, $25,000 for a Stella is cheap!"
  • FlashFlash Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭
    Those were some of the best draped busts I've seen in a long time! (and that's when the fight began image)


    Matt
  • jcpingjcping Posts: 2,649 ✭✭✭
    Hon, I just sold another $2500 from our coin collection image
    an SLQ and Ike dollars lover
  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,817 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Hon, I just sold another $2500 from our coin collection image >>



    "Great! Now I can buy that living room furniture that we need."image

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
    "Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
    "Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire

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