say it ain't so, Jameis.

MGLICKER · April 29, 2014 9:32AM

Jameis Winston "forgets" to pay for $32 worth of Crab legs.

uh oh

MGLICKER · April 30, 2014 8:56AM

Local police quickly cracked the case.

lawnmowerman · April 30, 2014 11:10AM

He forgot to pay.

I feel bad for him. I know that happens to me all the time

MGLICKER · April 30, 2014 11:34AM

He no doubt buttered up the cops.

At least they didn't haul him down to the cru-station.

itzagoner · April 30, 2014 11:53AM

obviously, he wanted to have his cakes and eat them, too.

sparky64 · April 30, 2014 12:37PM

I never thought of him as being so shell-fish.

I wonder if he was baited into doing it?

MGLICKER · April 30, 2014 12:59PM

Has he dun-genius stuff like this before?

grote15 · April 30, 2014 1:00PM

I'd say this is most definitely a fluke..

swartz1 · April 30, 2014 7:53PM

people gotta eat...

SanctionII · May 1, 2014 2:31AM

His track record off the field demonstrates not much substance between his ears. Maybe he should change his name to Patrick Star (just to keep this thread nautical in its focus).

MGLICKER · May 1, 2014 3:20AM

Particularly idiotic is that everyone in the area knows who he is. I don't like the cut of his jib. A stern warning from the school is in order.

itzagoner · May 1, 2014 3:29AM

well, at least his baseball coach didn't sidestep the issue.

MGLICKER · May 1, 2014 3:44AM

If he received a check, they would certainly dock his pay.

itzagoner · May 1, 2014 3:51AM

in a pinch he could have used sand dollars.

MGLICKER · May 1, 2014 3:55AM

True.....no need to sponge off the supermarket.

SanctionII · May 1, 2014 4:05AM

I wonder why he stole a large amount of crab legs?

Maybe he was going to grill up a Crabby Patti or two and then try to find a Bikini Bottom to share them with.

lawnmowerman · May 1, 2014 4:26AM

Forget the stern warning. He should walk the plank.

galaxy27 · May 1, 2014 4:42AM

Unreal how lame you guys are. This thread could single-handedly turn someone into a hermit.

lawnmowerman · May 1, 2014 4:59AM

<< <i>Unreal how lame you guys are. This thread could single-handedly turn someone into a hermit. >>

Or a hermit fiddler

PSASAP · May 1, 2014 8:18AM

Bottom feeding at its worst.

sparky64 · May 1, 2014 11:32AM

<< <i>Unreal how lame you guys are. This thread could single-handedly turn someone into a hermit. >>

Quit bein' so crabby.

galaxy27 · May 1, 2014 12:03PM

<< <i>Quit bein' so crabby. >>

You're absolutely right. I need to calm down and relax.

I'm going to log off for the night and have my girlfriend rub my belly.

lawnmowerman · May 15, 2014 11:37AM

<< <i>Winston was suspended for three games from the FSU baseball team, and Seminoles football coach Jimbo Fisher has said Winston faces no additional penalties from the football program because it is not football season.

"He's in baseball right now. ... If he would have been in football only, he would have been suspended from football activities only until we took care of all those things," Fisher told reporters at the ACC spring meetings in Amelia Island, Fla., on Monday. "To him, that's (missing baseball) just as devastating. To me, too; I like baseball." >>

video

Moral of the story according to Fisher: If you gotta steal, do it during baseball season lol

say it ain't so, Jameis.

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