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RYKRYK Posts: 35,800 ✭✭✭✭✭
you will be able to keep your coin doctor. Period."

President Obama to the ANA on 6/15/09 (The "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor" speech.

Post a humorous borrowed or altered numismatic quotable!

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  • DAMDAM Posts: 2,410 ✭✭
    Under Obamacoin (Affordable Coin Act), there will be a more even playing field when buying your coins. Individuals purchasing low grade coins will pay more, making it more affordable for those buying higher grade coins.

    An example of how this might impact Lincoln collectors; a common date in G4 might cost you $25 to buy. Million dollar coins will be a thing of the past. This will benefit all.



    Dan
  • ColonelJessupColonelJessup Posts: 6,442 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The CCC is and will always be open for business.

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  • illini420illini420 Posts: 11,467 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Funny!!!

    What isn't funny is that I actually just got a letter today that my insurance is getting cancelled and replaced with a new "better" policy that only costs $125/month extra!!! Sweet!!!! image
  • WillieBoyd2WillieBoyd2 Posts: 5,275 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Politics again?

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  • gyocomgdgyocomgd Posts: 2,582 ✭✭✭
    Stand-up comedy from numismatists never quite seems to work.
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  • mvs7mvs7 Posts: 1,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Some have asked whether our silver coins will disappear. The answer is very definitely-no. Our present silver coins won't disappear and they won't even become rarities. We estimate that there are now 12 billion--I repeat, more than 12 billion silver dimes and quarters and half dollars that are now outstanding. We will make another billion before we halt production. And they will be used side-by-side with our new coins. Since the life of a silver coin is about 25 years, we expect our traditional silver coins to be with us in large numbers for a long, long time. If anybody has any idea of hoarding our silver coins, let me say this: Treasury has a lot of silver on hand, and it can be, and it will be used to keep the price of silver in line with its value in our present silver coin. There will be no profit in holding them out of circulation for the value of their silver content." -President Lyndon Johnson, July 23, 1965. Presidential whoppers are clearly not limited to the OP.
  • MsMorrisineMsMorrisine Posts: 36,008 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If you like your coins, you can keep your coins. And coin prices will go down.**














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  • MsMorrisineMsMorrisine Posts: 36,008 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Coins will be made available with no tax!






    ((((Except the new tax on coin supplies paid by the manufacturers))))
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  • GoldbullyGoldbully Posts: 17,979 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>you will be able to keep your coin doctor. Period."

    President Obama to the ANA on 6/15/09 (The "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor" speech.

    Post a humorous borrowed or altered numismatic quotable! >>




    If you like your football team, you can keep your football team.....sorry RYK!! image
  • coindeucecoindeuce Posts: 13,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
    There are lies, damned lies, and statistics. image

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  • CatbertCatbert Posts: 7,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Said to Saint Gaudens: "You didn't design that coin, someone else did!"
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  • AUandAGAUandAG Posts: 24,942 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If you like your coins, you can keep your coins. PERIOD. But, if they are not up to my standards
    you have to send them all to me and then you can buy better coins, at a reduced cost. No more
    dreck coins. Every person in America will have great coins and if you cannot afford coins we will
    give you all you want, free!
    Since everyone wants free coins, my website is overloaded so, just use your free Obamacoin phone
    to call our operators, they are standing by, call now.


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  • LotsoLuckLotsoLuck Posts: 3,786 ✭✭✭
    My coin doctor moved to Canada image
  • rickoricko Posts: 98,724 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The average collector will save $2500 a year...cheaper coins for everyone. image Cheers, RickO
  • RYKRYK Posts: 35,800 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "When it comes to the cost of our coins, then, the status quo is unsustainable. Coins are not a luxury, but a necessity. I know there has been much discussion about what coins should cost, and rightly so. This is a test of whether we – classic and modern coin collectors alike – are serious about holding the line on new mint issues and restoring registry set discipline."


  • << <i>Stand-up comedy from numismatists never quite seems to work. >>



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  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When the government takes over the coin industry, coins will cost a lot more so the government can afford to give free coins to the poor. We must redistribute all the coins in the name of social justice.

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  • guitarwesguitarwes Posts: 9,290 ✭✭✭
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  • GoldbullyGoldbully Posts: 17,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "If you like your coin doctor...you will be able to keep your coin doctor. Period."

    au contraire mon ami............................................


    "What we said was, you can keep your coin doctor if he hasn’t changed since the law passed."

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  • lcoopielcoopie Posts: 8,873 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Everyone will be able to have a coin doctor, and the cost of coin doctoring will come down since everyone will have a coin doctor.
    LCoopie = Les
  • mvs7mvs7 Posts: 1,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The problem with the law, of course, is that we're about to experience a huge shortage of coin doctors, as fewer people elect to go to coin doctor school and existing coin doctors get fed up with the red tape and retire or move on to more lucrative professions, such as counterfeiting or opening new third-party grading services.
  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,623 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Finally, a presidential dollar thread.

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  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unfortunately, under this current administration, coin doctoring and counterfeiting jobs are being exported to China.

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
    "Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
    "Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire

  • pocketpiececommemspocketpiececommems Posts: 6,052 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If you qualify you will receive "Free Coin Stamps" that are redeemable at your local B&M. If you don't have a job you will qualify for unemployment coins.
  • JJSingletonJJSingleton Posts: 1,401 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Quit whining about losing your coin doctor. If you lost him it was because he was inferior. Now you can go to the new coin doctor exchange where you will pay more but that's OK because you will get additional services you won't ever need.image

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  • lcoopielcoopie Posts: 8,873 ✭✭✭✭✭
    coin provider
    not
    coin doctor
    LCoopie = Les
  • WestySteveWestySteve Posts: 567 ✭✭✭
    I'm just looking for my coin subsidy.
  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,623 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Guess the grade.




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  • pitbosspitboss Posts: 8,643 ✭✭✭


    << <i>If you qualify you will receive "Free Coin Stamps" that are redeemable at your local B&M. If you don't have a job you will qualify for unemployment coins. >>




    Don't worry your local B&M will give you a big discount for your purchase if you can not afford it.
  • lkeigwinlkeigwin Posts: 16,893 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not altered but funny nonetheless:

    "if your family earns less than $250,000 a year, you will not see your taxes increased a single dime. I repeat: not one single dime."
    - Obama to the joint session of Congress, 2/24/09.
    Lance.
  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 46,884 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Not altered but funny nonetheless:

    "if your family earns less than $250,000 a year, you will not see your taxes increased a single dime. I repeat: not one single dime."
    - Obama to the joint session of Congress, 2/24/09.
    Lance. >>


    If you like your coin doctor, you can keep your coin doctor.image

    Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
    "Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
    "Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire

  • pitbosspitboss Posts: 8,643 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Not altered but funny nonetheless:

    "if your family earns less than $250,000 a year, you will not see your taxes increased a single dime. I repeat: not one single dime."
    - Obama to the joint session of Congress, 2/24/09.
    Lance. >>





    That's the most truthful thing he said, it sure has not been a single dime, it's much much more.
  • halfhunterhalfhunter Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Under Obamacoin (Affordable Coin Act), there will be a more even playing field when buying your coins. Individuals purchasing low grade coins will pay more, making it more affordable for those buying higher grade coins.

    An example of how this might impact Lincoln collectors; a common date in G4 might cost you $25 to buy. Million dollar coins will be a thing of the past. This will benefit all. >>



    And those younger coins, that seldom need a coin doctor will cost more. Older coins more in need of a coin doctor's care will cost less AND no coin can be turned down for a pre-existing condition . . .

    HH
    Need the following OBW rolls to complete my 46-64 Roosevelt roll set:
    1947-P & D; 1948-D; 1949-P & S; 1950-D & S; and 1952-S.
    Any help locating any of these OBW rolls would be gratefully appreciated!
  • lkeigwinlkeigwin Posts: 16,893 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've sometimes wondered how a pre-existing condition differs from an existing condition. Sorta like a pre-used car. Huh?
    Lance.

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