OT- Old age humor

themaster

My 89 year old father has professed to having half-eihmers disease for the last 2-3 years. According to him, that is when you don't know what the .... you were talking about half of the time. Now he is claiming that there are advantages to his ailment. He claims that he is able to hide his own Easter eggs. Well, he hasn't lost his sense of humor. Laughter is a great medicine.

P.S.

1. This is a true story.
2. What did he teach me: Don't sweat the little things in life.

Have a Great Day!
Louis, Jr.

bolivarshagnasty

Half eihmers. I'll have to remember that errrrr....... half the time?

BAJJERFAN

"With age there is wisdom."

An elderly couple was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get, Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?"
Almost in unison this wise pair answered, "Definitely Parkinson’s. Why is that? came the follow-up question.
Better to spill half our wine than to forget where we keep the bottle."

Old is Great!!

1Mike1

Couple of things my mother in-law (I believe she’s 86) has said in the past to cause me to pause… Having problems with her remote one day she calls my wife complaining. My wife suggests to simply changing the batteries and mom replies “but the package says they’re good until 2015!”

Another time mom calls my wife and remarks at how awful the weather will be this week and wonders what she should do to prepare. My wife is puzzled because the weather is quite normal and asks mom what she is talking about and mom replies “I was watching TV and they said it’s tornado week.”

johnny9434

i tinks we all suffer from that.

Swampboy

<< <i> “but the package says they’re good until 2015!” >>



LMAO!

ricko

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. That is my motto....and it has worked so far... Cheers, RickO

SmEagle1795

My father calls it "sometimers"

PTVETTER

Getting old has its advantages.
1) you don't have to remember just blame it on old age.
2) don't need to try to impress girls... No reason to .
2) getting old has its advantages
) what were we talking about?

Where are those keys?

Have a good day or night

PerryHall

<< <i>Half eihmers. I'll have to remember that errrrr....... half the time? >>

I thought it was called old timers disease.