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this is why Braun got tested:

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this was his apperance game 1 NLDS...

guess wht happened next? some smart MLB brass/doctors said "test this guy immeadiately" and they did right after the game....

guess what? he had 10X the normal amount of testosterone in his system....a picture is worth a 100 words i guess!

GUILTY AS CHARGED, got off bya technicality....
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  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭
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    Better test this showboat right away, then.
  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    Pujols looks like that all the time.
    Good for you.
  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Pujols looks like that all the time. >>



    That explains his numbers. image
  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    We bumped heads on those first replies huh?
    Good for you.
  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭
    Great minds think alike! image
  • mlbfan2mlbfan2 Posts: 3,115 ✭✭✭


    << <i>guess what? he had 10X the normal amount of testosterone in his system....a picture is worth a 100 words i guess!

    GUILTY AS CHARGED, got off bya technicality.... >>



    3x, not 10x.

    Why is he guilty because of that picture? His eyes are open wide?!?


  • << <i> this was his apperance game 1 NLDS... >>



    So you're basing the fact that because he Looked like this he must be on something?

    You're probably also in the camp that thinks Bagwell shouldn't be in hall because he looks like he roided...

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  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭
    Holy hell! This guy must be taking his steroids intravenously a bag at a time!!

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  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
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  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭
    test this baby NOW

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  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    lol
    Good for you.
  • mlbfan2mlbfan2 Posts: 3,115 ✭✭✭
    I wonder what my avatar is on?
  • BrickBrick Posts: 4,999 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Someone asked me one time if my workers did drugs. I said if they did it sure wasn't speed.
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  • << <i>Ryan Braun's dad!

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    Eyegor...lol!
  • uh,,,,, err,,,,, uhmmm,, welllll,,, i dont think a test will find anything out about this,,,
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  • Then why was he chosen to be tested right after that game?


    Cause he looked like he was on drugs!


    And guess what? MLB was right!!!!!! Guilty guilty guilty


  • << <i>Then why was he chosen to be tested right after that game?


    Cause he looked like he was on drugs!


    And guess what? MLB was right!!!!!! Guilty guilty guilty >>



    So there is a problem with looking like you are on drugs?

    Some people just look weird... But the fact of the matter is steroids do not cause constriction or dilation... If his eyes were dilated it would be a cause of a stimulant of some sort or any methyl group chemicals. His eyes are just that way... Drugs aren't explaining it - especially steroids of any sort.
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    they may wanna test him for rabies.
  • Dpeck100Dpeck100 Posts: 10,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sorry this is a big stretch. If they did an interview with him and he was shirtless or sleeveless and he had tons of zits on his back and shoulders that would be a give away but not his eye's after big moment.
  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    They may want to test Fandango.
    Good for you.
  • goose3goose3 Posts: 11,471 ✭✭✭
    They may want to test the OP of this thread.

    This, by far, is one of the dumbest things I've ever wasted 3 minutes of my life reading.

    Convicting someone of using roids over a SNAPSHOT from a multi-thousand dollar digital camera that can take many pics per second.

    If you've ever snapped pics of anyone playing at a sporting event throughout a game you'd know that you always get some where someone looks odd.

    Guess I better go test all 3 of our kids.

    Having said that I certainly don't think he is innocent.
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    Goose, can i test MG3? image
  • TabeTabe Posts: 6,174 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>You're probably also in the camp that thinks Bagwell shouldn't be in hall because he looks like he roided... >>


    Whether Bagwell belongs in the Hall is another discussion but anybody who thinks he was NOT a roid user is kidding themselves. Just take a look at his change in appearance over the years and then look at the list of roiders he played with...

    Tabe
  • JMDVMJMDVM Posts: 950 ✭✭✭
    Since my avatar looks like he's on 'roids, I guess he won't be voted into the Avatar HOF......


  • << <i>Since my avatar looks like he's on 'roids, I guess he won't be voted into the Avatar HOF...... >>



    He's got my vote.


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    << <i>You're probably also in the camp that thinks Bagwell shouldn't be in hall because he looks like he roided... >>


    Whether Bagwell belongs in the Hall is another discussion but anybody who thinks he was NOT a roid user is kidding themselves. Just take a look at his change in appearance over the years and then look at the list of roiders he played with...

    Tabe >>



    So you'd like to keep him out of the HOF based on those assumptions? Looks and who he played with...

    Look at Griffey in 1989 and look at him in 2002.... He got bigger too. Not one thing has ever been said about Junior roiding. I hate this damn them all approach. And then you're proof is how they looked.
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  • << <i>They may want to test the OP of this thread.

    This, by far, is one of the dumbest things I've ever wasted 3 minutes of my life reading.

    Convicting someone of using roids over a SNAPSHOT from a multi-thousand dollar digital camera that can take many pics per second.

    If you've ever snapped pics of anyone playing at a sporting event throughout a game you'd know that you always get some where someone looks odd.

    Guess I better go test all 3 of our kids.

    Having said that I certainly don't think he is innocent. >>



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  • cpamikecpamike Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Someone asked me one time if my workers did drugs. I said if they did it sure wasn't speed. >>



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  • CNoteCNote Posts: 2,070
    Griffey was 19 or so in 1989, he was still a young man and comparing to how he looked 13 years later doesn't make much sense.
  • Someone should start a new list.
  • TabeTabe Posts: 6,174 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>So you'd like to keep him out of the HOF based on those assumptions? Looks and who he played with...

    Look at Griffey in 1989 and look at him in 2002.... He got bigger too. Not one thing has ever been said about Junior roiding. I hate this damn them all approach. And then you're proof is how they looked. >>


    Bagwell put on like 40 lbs of muscle. Went from a career high 20 HR in a full season in 1993 to 39 in 2/3 of a season in 1994. He played with:

    Luis Gonzalez
    Ken Caminiti
    Steve Finley

    To name just 3 widely-suspected - or admitted - roid users.

    Tabe
  • lanemyer85lanemyer85 Posts: 1,344 ✭✭✭
    Bagwell already admitted to using ]andro a long time ago....along with creatine. Andro is a potent synthetic testosterone commonly used by muscleheads as a precursor to hardcore anabolic steroids.


  • << <i>They may want to test the OP of this thread.

    This, by far, is one of the dumbest things I've ever wasted 3 minutes of my life reading.

    Convicting someone of using roids over a SNAPSHOT from a multi-thousand dollar digital camera that can take many pics per second.

    If you've ever snapped pics of anyone playing at a sporting event throughout a game you'd know that you always get some where someone looks odd.

    Guess I better go test all 3 of our kids.

    Having said that I certainly don't think he is innocent. >>



    Don't shoot the messenger goose..

    I wasn't the MLB official who was watching that game and saw what Braun looked like and ordered him to be tested immediately after the game......

    THAT WASN'T ME. REALLY
  • CDsNutsCDsNuts Posts: 10,092
    Great thread, fandango. Do the mods know you're back?

    Using the same logic, one could deduct by reading any one of your threads that you're a complete moron..... Wait, you are....... I guess sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.
  • Why am I called a fandango

    My name is tony Rowan, not fadango. If your nice you become a facebook friend....any hunters on this board? We can do that, when I'm not playing Wii with my kids which they do all the time..


    I don't like cheaters who hurt baseball, our national pastime
  • CDsNutsCDsNuts Posts: 10,092
    pm from fandango in 2007:

    Date Posted: Mar/03/2007 11:35 AM
    i am 100% sure that gary and MrG are the same person....
    i will not let gary continue as MrG in these boards!





    pm from CardbpardKeeper in 2012:

    this board is about to be scammed
    gary is involved, he may be dave...
    MrG is gary





    Yeah ok, you're not the same person. Whatever you say, nutjob.



    My name is tony Rowan, not fadango. If your nice you become a facebook friend....any hunters on this board? We can do that, when I'm not playing Wii with my kids which they do all the time.

    EDIT: Nice touch picking a random dude's facebook page and reciting his activities and interests verbatim: Link
  • fkwfkw Posts: 1,766 ✭✭
    you guys are idiots, steroids arent meth lol

    I do think he did some PEDs ......same w/ Pujols (99% sure) etc.,
    most all players under 25 do/did (especially back in their amature/college days), but because a guy looks tweeked dont mean he is on the juice haha
  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭


    << <i>My name is tony Rowan, not fadango. If your nice you become a facebook friend....any hunters on this board? We can do that, when I'm not playing Wii with my kids which they do all the time.

    EDIT: Nice touch picking a random dude's facebook page and reciting his activities and interests verbatim: Link >>



    So now fandango is dabbling in the world of identity theft? How the "mighty" fandango has fallen. Don't you have a jock to go sniff?

    I do enjoy the irony of the nutjob with "the list" probably feeling obligated to put himself on it with this bush league attempt at creating an alt.
  • r00kies101r00kies101 Posts: 263 ✭✭
    This is an easy one:

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  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭


    << <i>This is an easy one:

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    fandango's act is so old, it's more like this

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  • Pictures aside. Braun got off due to mishandled evidence.

    He is guilty and will be subject to ridicule at every road stadium.

    I hope it gets in his head and the cheater loses his focus. Cheaters never win, some just find a loophole
    Scoreboard Malfunction
  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭


    << <i>He is guilty and will be subject to ridicule at every road stadium. >>



    Please provide your evidence.

    Other than rumors, lies and half-truths, of course. That's all that's been reported...nothing OFFICIAL has been released that can tell anyone whether he's guilty or not.

    But thanks for trolling, as usual, Joey.
  • bxbbxb Posts: 805 ✭✭
    This weeks's Sports Illustrated has an interesting article on this subject.
    Capecards


  • << <i>

    << <i>He is guilty and will be subject to ridicule at every road stadium. >>



    Please provide your evidence.

    Other than rumors, lies and half-truths, of course. That's all that's been reported...nothing OFFICIAL has been released that can tell anyone whether he's guilty or not.

    But thanks for trolling, as usual, Joey. >>




    You have your head in the sand dude...
    Bruan never disputed the tests results or even addressed the test results...
    His team hear CONTE say a few months ago that Braun was dead in the water and the only hope he had was to fight the handling of the specimen...guess what, mr steroid Conte was right!

    Braun will be booed heavily in every park...
    I hear many players a pissed he got away...
    I would think there are a couple bean balls coming his way!
  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>

    << <i>He is guilty and will be subject to ridicule at every road stadium. >>



    Please provide your evidence.

    Other than rumors, lies and half-truths, of course. That's all that's been reported...nothing OFFICIAL has been released that can tell anyone whether he's guilty or not.

    But thanks for trolling, as usual, Joey. >>




    You have your head in the sand dude...
    Bruan never disputed the tests results or even addressed the test results...
    His team hear CONTE say a few months ago that Braun was dead in the water and the only hope he had was to fight the handling of the specimen...guess what, mr steroid Conte was right!

    Braun will be booed heavily in every park...
    I hear many players a pissed he got away...
    I would think there are a couple bean balls coming his way! >>



    You have your head up your arse, fandango.
    I hope a few bean balls come his way. I also hope they're followed with fines and suspensions for throwing at hitters.
  • When someone has no arguement left, they tend to turn the discussion personal



    << <i>You have your head up your arse, fandango. >>




    I think we now know where Craig stands in this debate.
    Scoreboard Malfunction
  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭


    << <i>When someone has no arguement left, they tend to turn the discussion personal



    << <i>You have your head up your arse, fandango. >>




    I think we now know where Craig stands in this debate. >>



    Trollers gonna troll, right Joey?
  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭
    I love that this has turned into a "Who's Who of Alts of Banned Members" thread

    For those of you keeping track at home, if your score card is as follows, you win a set of steak knives:

    CardboardKeeper = fandango
    LodiBrewFan = CrimsonTider

    Someone get a note to Rube that PSA is allowing all banned members to return!


  • << <i>I love that this has turned into a "Who's Who of Alts of Banned Members" thread >>





    << <i>For those of you keeping track at home, if your score card is as follows, you win a set of steak knives >>





    << <i>LodiBrewFan = CrimsonTider >>




    Winner winner chicken dinner. Not really sure what this has to do with Braun's positive test performance enhancer.

    Oh, now I get. You have been confronted with evidence of his guilt so now your only arguement is deflection and personal attacks. I understand completely.
    I love the fact that one of the biggest Brewers supporter is the one crying "This is not fair, my man is clean and ESPN, CBS, FOX, NBC, & ABC are all lying just to get ratings!"

    If I only knew of another forum user who had a history of being over-protective of a certain player who has battle such accusations? Oh wait, that player never has tested positive?
    Scoreboard Malfunction
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