I went down to my neighbor's garage this morning.

Now, my neighbor doesn't know I collect cards, but he's heard rumors. Rumors of wars. So he calls me down to his garage, and after he stopped pointing the sawed off shotgun at me, he says, in a long slow almost guttural drawl........."I wanna show you something"..........and he motions for me to come inside his garage.
There's a tarp covering up something in the corner. My curiosity is high. He pokes the tarp with the end of the shotgun, then he grabs it & lifts it up, to reveal...........
The most beautiful boxes of 1991 Donruss, 1988 Topps, 1990 Fleer, 1991 Skybox Basketball, & 1992 Playoff Football I have ever seen. At least 10 boxes of each.
I gasp. I struggle for breath. I want to throw up. He looks at me & says......"I ain't gonna let ya buy this, I just heard a rumor & thought I'd let ya see it.".
"uh, thanks", I mumble, as I slowly backpedal out of the garage before sprinting like Usain Bolt back to my house, where I am now, still recovering from the shock of what I viewed.
Ok, I've got my bearings now & have a question. How rare is this stuff?
There's a tarp covering up something in the corner. My curiosity is high. He pokes the tarp with the end of the shotgun, then he grabs it & lifts it up, to reveal...........
The most beautiful boxes of 1991 Donruss, 1988 Topps, 1990 Fleer, 1991 Skybox Basketball, & 1992 Playoff Football I have ever seen. At least 10 boxes of each.
I gasp. I struggle for breath. I want to throw up. He looks at me & says......"I ain't gonna let ya buy this, I just heard a rumor & thought I'd let ya see it.".
"uh, thanks", I mumble, as I slowly backpedal out of the garage before sprinting like Usain Bolt back to my house, where I am now, still recovering from the shock of what I viewed.
Ok, I've got my bearings now & have a question. How rare is this stuff?
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<< <i>When you mentioned the shotgun, I thought maybe he wanted to see you about his daughter.
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