Half dollar search
fastrudy
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I finally closed on my home, and went to a local bank to set up a savings account, a safe deposit box and, most importantly, a source of boxes of half dollars. The credit union that I have checking with cannot order halves for me. My plan, of course, was to order halves through the bank, mine them for silver and return them to the credit union. Well I ordered a box of halves today and I will get it on Monday. Will keep you posted.
The bank manager said they had only three rolls of halves available, and I only had $10. So after all the other paperwork was done (an inexplicably long time!), I got one roll of halves, slipped them in my pocket and went home. I was looking forward to searching it, as it was a hand-wrapped roll. When I got home, I saw that the wrapper was so old that the scotch tape on the ends of the roll had discolored it. Then I saw writing on the side of the roll "Silver". I undressed that roll faster than a French wh**e, and, indeed, 20 40% halves!! You know I will be back at the bank in the morning for the other two rolls!!
This has been a very good day!
The bank manager said they had only three rolls of halves available, and I only had $10. So after all the other paperwork was done (an inexplicably long time!), I got one roll of halves, slipped them in my pocket and went home. I was looking forward to searching it, as it was a hand-wrapped roll. When I got home, I saw that the wrapper was so old that the scotch tape on the ends of the roll had discolored it. Then I saw writing on the side of the roll "Silver". I undressed that roll faster than a French wh**e, and, indeed, 20 40% halves!! You know I will be back at the bank in the morning for the other two rolls!!
This has been a very good day!
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Steve
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Don't let them get smart or they'll undercut you with a quickness if they find out these halves are worth alot. Tell them you get them for poker games or boy scout troups or to leave as tips at restaurants. This happened to me and all the halves at my bank mysterioulsy got missing and "they couldn't get anymore".
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Don't let them get smart or they'll undercut you with a quickness if they find out these halves are worth alot. Tell them you get them for poker games or boy scout troups or to leave as tips at restaurants. This happened to me and all the halves at my bank mysterioulsy got missing and "they couldn't get anymore". >>
That's very true.
Had a teller (didn't want her as she didn't seem friendly or nice but was the next one available) yesterday who, when I got done with a few things asked her for the halves she had in her change holder on the desk. She grabbed them, looked at them, and put aside a franklin and then traded me the rest (normal clad).
Now, I wouldn't have minded if she had handled it differently, with the same result, but the way she did it....well, I want to have no interactions with her as I think she was just missing her broom, black cat, and a pointy hat.....
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<< <i>....... She grabbed them, looked at them, and put aside a franklin and then traded me the rest (normal clad).
Now, I wouldn't have minded if she had handled it differently, with the same result, but the way she did it....well, I want to have no interactions with her as I think she was just missing her broom, black cat, and a pointy hat..... >>
They are smartening up out there and some of my casino friends tell me that what had previously been their personal pickin's are now company property. Could be she's working under the chief's orders.
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And otherwise your description of this gal makes me think she sounds awfully cute, do you think she might be single?
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And otherwise your description of this gal makes me think she sounds awfully cute, do you think she might be single? >>
How does she sound cute? The poster said she didn't seem friendly or nice. How do you get "cute" out of that?
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And otherwise your description of this gal makes me think she sounds awfully cute, do you think she might be single? >>
How does she sound cute? The poster said she didn't seem friendly or nice. How do you get "cute" out of that? >>
I guess it was the mental picture the reference to cat, hat, and broom created. No mention of wart on the nose but make-up could overcome that if missing. You know, that erotic Margaret Hamilton look that just does it. Probably they won't let her bring her flying monkeys to work, although they would make great bank guards.
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Sorry if I offended. Guess I thought this was a more universally shared 'thing'.